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Universal Friend

@amweissinger.bsky.social
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Mayson/Anabelle, but you can call me Mace. any/y’all. nonbinary polyam writer, business owner, & creative. SL,UT. founder of @positivelynonbinary.substack.com serving up genderqueer good news biweekly. BECOME LESS PALATABLE 18+

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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 19/08/2025
Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into Shrimp-man. Eating the shrimp will not turn me into
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Whoop whoop!
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
A transcription of a conversation between OpenAI CEO Sam Altman and podcast host Theo Von on Von's podcast, in an excerpt from the Atlantic article "AI is a mass-delusion event" by Charlie Warzel: 

"Sam Altman: I do guess that a lot of the world gets covered in data centers over time.

Theo Von: Do you really?

Altman: But I don’t know, because maybe we put them in space. Like, maybe we build a big Dyson sphere around the solar system and say, “Hey, it actually makes no sense to put these on Earth.”

Von: Yeah.

Altman: I wish I had, like, more concrete answers for you, but, like, we’re stumbling through this."
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I am not the corpse of my old hopes. I am alive i am changing i am always new.
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
sorry man i do not want to upgrade my productivity in fact downgrade my shit make me less efficient who the fuck cares the economy isn't real
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/08/2025
the Poster's Mantra
photo of a concerned looking dog against a background of green hills captioned 

everything will prob be okay but I gotta freak out first
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ⓢⓗ🥞ⓡⓣⓢⓣⓐⓒⓚ @hishortstack.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
if i was a bear my work would be stream and my commute would be forest
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KASETTETAPE @kasettetape.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Probably goes without saying but I am in full support of NSFW art and artists having freedom of expression and to do so as a part of their livelihood. Just because *this* account is SFW doesn't mean I don't support it!
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
screenshot of a scene from the simpsons, kirk van houten pointing at his race car bed

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i sleep in an ai controlled bed. do you?screenshot of a scene from the simpsons, homer simpson responding

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i sleep in a warm bed with my wife
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Are...are we not allowed to even wish for things anymore? Do they think we have magical powers??? Like "you musnt wish such a thing! Your will shapes reality and will pull down demons from the stars to be her unmaking!" 1. Awesome. 2. I don't think that works
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
"Are you winning, Edouard"
Painting of his mother opening a door
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Nietzsche gótica desrabuda @setembruxoves.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Guardei isso por muito tempo.
Meme com duas cartas de tarot misturadas.
Na da esquerda há "If you don't love me at my" em cima, no meio uma mistura dos desenhos das cartas popularmente conhecidas como negativas e escrito como nome "Fuck Your Entire Life" em baixo.
Na da direita há em cima "you don't deserve me at my", com uma mistura dos desenhos das cartas popularmente conhecidas como positivas, escrito como nome "Everthing Is Awesome" em baixo.
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
So disappointing
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
So disappointing
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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
so the thing about all this is: yes, it’s unjust that a pink polo white guy gets ROR in a situation when a black person would have likely been brutalized or worse, WHICH IS WHY PINK POLO WHITE GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD RISK THIS STUFF
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 15/08/2025
hannah cairo solving an unsolved mathematical problem at 17 years old and legions of transphobic and misogynistic men not even in math far more concerned and in an uproar over her being a trans girl sort of tells you where the wind is blowing for the 21st century
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
@leahplease.bsky.social
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
It’s a HUGE reassurance to know people really do want what we’re offering. This is just the beginning.
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I’m sick so I haven’t been able to reply yet but our business got its first production partnership inquiry and I am flooded with all the happy tears🥹🥲
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is not a massive decision or any kind of change. Costco has never carried mifepristone in its pharmacies. An anti-abortion group is taking credit for something that didn't happen, possibly to generate disingenuous left-wing ire against one of the few corporations that hasn't gone MAGA.
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James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
“Monsters are the patron saints of imperfection.”- @realgdt.bsky.social Happy Anniversary to my very favorite saints, the #CreatureCommandos.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I wish i wasnt such a joyless fuck about popculture!! I *want* to enjoy things. I *WANT* to have fun. But so many things leave me cold or bored. I see the shape of the capitalism structure strangling the shit out of human expression and i get in a bad mood.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I gotta say though, none of the truly innovative and weird and exciting stuff is made by any of the big pop culture power houses of media and industry. The game changers are queer disabled weirdos working on mind blowing projects in their living rooms with their queer weird friends.
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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
spending a few hours in a haunted bookstore might not fix me but i feel like i should probably check
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
It always gets lost in media depictions of small-town USA and our national political discourse, but it's important to remember: Rural life in the USA isn't just flag-waving blue-collar white people! There are so many other cultural stories in those communities and they deserve way more attention.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Before buzzballs if a beverage was served in an orb it was generally safe to assume it was healthful
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June @junelalonde.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
*patting you back into the dugout* way to retain a sense of love and wonder in a world besotted by horrors, good shit bro
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Someday we'll find it The rainbow connection The broken the beaten and the damned.
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I’m so happy to have this knowledge
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Glowsticks 4 Bones @goldfomger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
🔵🟡🔴 soul meets body 🔴🟡🔵
Illustration of segmented silhouettes containing cartoonish nerves and blobs and dots overlayed on top of each other with lyrics from Death Cab for Cutie’s “Soul Meets Body”
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Printed text reading "my problematic wife"
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Rick Riordan @rickriordan.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
More Twain quotes from the Chernow biography. In private correspondence, at least, the dude did not hold back on his contempt for religion: “If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.” “There has been only one Christian. They caught Him and crucified Him early.”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
one of the many great things about being married to your best friend is that you both have a built in permanent complaints department in each other. we are constantly like "babe you wanna hear some stupid bullshit i'm mad about" and the answer is always yes
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
This guy just stole my hamburger. So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down
The Hamburglar looking shifty as fuck
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Literally everyone involved in stupid pointless HP projects #DontFundHate
This is brilliant- the trans community 

But I like this - large piles of money
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Saintless isn't here anymore @saintless.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
The NYTimes is propaganda. Every time you click or share links, you're feeding the machine. Knock it off! 🚫
Newspaper headline that reads, "What to know about Al Jazeera, the Broadcaster targeted by Israel". Below that, the subheading says: "All Jazeera, five of whose reporters the broadcaster said were killed by an Israeli strike, has answered governments across the region that claim it gives voice to terrorists. The outlet denies that."
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Where are the big names that proclaim themselves as brave, bold, as telling things as they are? The network figureheads, the Washington mainstays? Israeli forces have killed some 245 journalists in the past 22 months. Journalists who were also people, just like anyone else, and who had to become bigger than life, in order to justify themselves to viewers thousands of miles away. People who had been forced every single day to report on the devastation of their own land, their own families. People who would cover an airstrike that killed their children and, by sheer necessity, continue to report on the next strike, in the pursuit of convincing the world to act, of the hope of tomorrow being different.

How many murdered Palestinian journalists will it take for the mainstream press’s cowardly fever to break?
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Things everyone in their 30s should know: - The day Robert Palins shot me down was also the night the skeletons came to life - They came from under the ground and from all over - The bones are the skeletons' money. In our world bones equal $$$ - That's why they're coming to get bones from you 🧵
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Less than two years ago, an Israeli airstrike on a hospital in Gaza city merited a multi-day news cycle, with international outrage forcing Israel to issue denials and launch an absurd but ultimately successful attempt to muddy the waters with dubious theories about Gazans bombing themselves.
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Gracu ✨🌈 @prismagic.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I hope good things happen soon (for me, for others)
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Bees are actually unseelie, dude. What do you mean honey never spoils. That's witchcraft. They are in league with otherworldly forces and we've all just agreed not to talk about it.
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I think Webster Dictionary’s word of the year for 2025 is going to be enshittification
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
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Willem Dafoe is not in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but he has appeared in other Star Wars films, including The Last Temptation of Christ
(1988).
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
boyfriend is home and WOW I forgot how hot they are
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Dean Cain is one of the worst Superman anyway
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Universal Friend @amweissinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This is the best group I highly recommend
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