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@amodelworker.bsky.social
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And I've been shirking my duty I've been sending gifts to carry favor But because I love you and because you love me A model worker, I'll willingly be

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josh boerman @bosh.worstpossible.world · 39m
me when i’m rolling with the punches
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 2h
"pete hegseth's idea of a smart guy" is such a brutal own
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 6h
i want to shit down your neck
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Micah @rincewind.run · 29/09/2026
"irreparable harm" is donald trump getting his feelings hurt over being told no and not people being deported to countries they have no ties to with no resources and no support system
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 29/09/2026
Those are a whole lot of words that don’t include “ABOLISH ICE”
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And she'll get a huge Golden Parachute and fail upward into yet another plum gig. Creeps like her never lose.
radaronline.com
EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell this asshole doesn’t know shit about real digging because record store owners would rather take a shotgun blast to the knee than tell you everything they know bsky.app/profile/hoov...
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In addition to ads for Kalshi and Neutrogena, Tubi is now running genocide propaganda, without disclosing the ad buyers, against "NAZA":
Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring (AI?) cartoons of the two filmmakers, with Yuval looking into an mpty box labeled "FACTS" and the words "HARD EVIDENCE" [<-second word crossed out] YOU MIGHT NOT FIND ANY"Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring (AI?) cartoons of the two filmmakers, with "Gaza" "Other Urban Fighting" "COMPARE?" [striked out]Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring (AI?) cartoons of the two filmmakers, with
AI ASSISTANCE
COULD IT HELP MINIMIZE CIVILIAN CASUALTIES?
LEAVE THAT OUT.Anti-NAZA ad on Tubi, featuring an (AI?) cartoon of an audience of smug bow-tied seals clapping, implying these are NAZA viewers as opposed to Zionists fed a diet of indoctrination from birth through death
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
james' toilet arm is my favorite sh2 character
doodle of james sunderland with his toilet covered arm
he is wearing a souvenir t-shirt that says "don't ask me about my arm"
on the back it says "also don't ask me how i got this shirt on"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s bad, actually, that much of the industry is gatekept by people whose standard for hiring a woman is “are you a Cool Girl who is into weird men doing sex stuff at her all the time?”
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Bob Mackey @bobservo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Merryy Chrisms
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no they weren't very close to 0% of the SS were hanged the vast, vast seriously vast majority of people who carried out the Holocaust weren't ever punished.
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 25/09/2026
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boasting to the world of his mass terrorist atrocity:
Netanyahu showing off a pager during his speech at the UN
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Susan Sarandon stays awesome, only way this would be better is if she was wearing her usual Simpsons crew jacket attire, but it’s probably too warm in New York today. More people should be following her example, protesting the genocidal apartheid state that the US government unquestionably supports
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had this story in late May
Sources at meta are dunking on this and calling it a tamagotchi. It sounds like based on talking to sources that it could be a little ai companion you wear. I really hope they do this as it sounds so absolutely stupid, unbelievable

Jyoti mann quote tweet
Scoop: Meta plans to test an AI pendant next year as part of a broader wearable push, per an internal memo reviewed by The Information.

The first of 4 new smart glasses its releasing this year (code-named “Modelo") will launch as soon as next month.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's just fraud, my dude. Even if you use an AI agent. It's just fucking fraud.
Nikita Bier: Hello computer,

Find every Amazon purchase I ever made. 
Call the number of the manufacturer. 
Say you’re not satisfied.
Request a refund. 
If they decline, threaten to leave a bad review.
If they decline, find the CEO’s phone number and ask him for a refund.

Now, repeat the same process for items I never even purchased and see if you can get  them to send me money.

If they ask for a recipient, generate an image of one and send that.

Do not stop until you’ve collected $1 million in refunds.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lol
Israel ישראל

@Israel
Normalize saying “I don’t know enough about this.”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026
We overvalue STEM education in this country. But if everybody learned basic statistics and math they wouldn’t have been tricked into thinking that Nate Silver was smart
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
just want to say that when a politician campaigns on/publicly states transphobic positions it will actually be reflected in policy and is not some sort of 4d chess electoral rhetoric move
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Matt Caulder (They/He) @mattcaulder.com · 21/09/2026
Since I've had to remind multiple people over the last week: Microsoft is still under active BDS protest. That means Xbox and it's subsidies including Activision, Blizzard and Bethesda Yes that means the new Diablo. Yes that means the new DOOM. Yes that means World of Warcraft Forever
nogamesforgenocide.com
No Games For Genocide
The games industry is complicit in genocide. It’s time to divest.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 21/09/2026
I will never stop being a I told you so guy.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Wanly Made Mailman @basicchunnel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Milo goes to Phoenicia
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onion person @junlper.beer · 20/09/2026
crazy moments in tgirl baseball history: the debut of the chicago beaches mascot slabitha doing her iconic pete buttigieg high hopes dance
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m taking Taylor Lorenz’s crown as the unprincipled leftist so you better just stay away. It’s my lane and I will destroy you
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Noah is absolutely correct and I’m not sure why people are mad at it. We are three years into a genocide that the Electability Freaks deny is happening or hand wave away as some act of nature
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So what? Tomorrow he'll say he loves Trump. Then next week he'll say he's opposed to him. Then next month he'll endorse him again. He's just thinking out loud
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Do you ever feel like maybe you died a decade ago and have been living in a coma world that’s trying to give you subtle clues that your family back home is crying and telling you to go towards the light
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[normally, conversationally, definitely not a map autist voice] USC is sikkim. ohio state is nagaland
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 13/09/2026
They’re going to arrest her
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
is it literally that easy lmao
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some weeks you just decide “hey I think I’ll fuckin suck”
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Day 3 of hearing liberals talk like this
Back to regularly scheduled scre...
@TonyPajama
Hi, my name is John Democrat, I believe that due to biological advantages, black people should be separated from white people sports. Don't worry, I agree with you on 99 percent of other issues
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
liberals: “masterful gambit Mr Talarico!”
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On this day in 2002 I got extremely fucked up on percocets at work and drove my cable van on top of a corvette stingray. I had to lock myself in the van so the hillbilly guy couldn’t get to me to beat me up
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/09/2026
Friends, if you still post on X, I think less of you. I don't hate you. Not gonna cancel you. But your posting on X gives me reason to doubt your judgment & your commitment to sticking up for vulnerable people against powerful predators. I'm not perfect, either! But I'm not fucking posting on X.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are we just blowing past the illegal part which is the part that’s happening in the present
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/09/2026
This is yet another example of many media outlets failing the basic test of asking “can you explain?” and further interrogatories based on the answer.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/09/2026
in the 90s the FBI noted that white militias were the most pressing threat to the country, conservatives threw a fit about it and politicians agreed to forget about and ignore the problem
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this isn't how i wanted any of you to find out, but the chair and i are now in a committed long-distance relationship and it's convinced me I've discovered a new kind of physics.
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As we approach the 25th anniversary of 9/11, I want to highlight a memorial not far from my home. 4 days after 9/11, a racist shot and killed Balbir Singh Sodhi, a husband, father of five, and beloved member of his local Sikh community. His murder was the first hate crime in response to the attacks.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 08/09/2026
The cybersecurity threat posed by AI is very real, but I can’t help but roll my eyes when the AI company says “you have to start using our product now… OR ELSE!”. It should set off every bullshit detector you have.
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
remember Gary Busey housing two hoagies in point break
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
double nickels on the dime
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