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The Amazing Prizzini

@amazingprizzini.bsky.social
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Chicago’s very own Clown Attorney. Should not be taken too seriously, please.

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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 46m
45 asylum seekers imprisoned in Georgia's Folkston ICE detention center went on hunger strike today. Some have been in this concentration camp for three years. They demand immediate release into the US, protection from re-detention and deportation, and reunification with loved ones.
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 1h
Today, I met a man wearing a Green Bay Packers shirt and who was walking a dog wearing a vest covered in French flags. If not for the dog being a sweet, good doggo, I’d say that I’d met an agent of my Enemy, Le Capitain Francais. (Long story.) But no, it was merely a very good dog.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21h
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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please be nice to patrick @nicetopatrick.bsky.social · 22h
Adolf Hitler, semi-professional painter and author jailed for failed putsch, dies in Berlin with wife
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wrote about Thurgood Marshall recognizing the bad-faith legalism of his conservative SCOTUS colleagues before just about anyone else. www.liberalcurrents.com/thurgood-mar...
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Thurgood Marshall Saw It Coming
The supercharged bad faith of “constitutional originalism” threatens everything we hold dear.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do think this should put some of the hand-wringing over the uniquely sinful American electorate, uniquely feckless institutions, etc in perspective. The truth is that there is a large trans-national constituency of people who actively want this. They aren’t deceived. They want this.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sort of feels like every election everywhere in the world is divided equally between a faction of normal people a faction of open evil fascists and gets decided by 5% of the voters who are kicked in the head and completely lose their memory of anything that's happened every two weeks
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/10/2026
man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The facts are shocking enough, but the bigger reason that the Cornell gang-rape case has broken through is that everyday Americans are sick of the rich and powerful and their sons getting away with it And everyone knows this fish stinks from the head My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/corn...
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For a fed-up America, the elite impunity of the Cornell rape case is the last straw | Will Bunch
A nation’s frustration with rich and powerful men boils over after a stunning rape allegation at an Ivy League college.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like I truly don’t understand how you could have been anywhere in the vicinity of Springfield Ohio even before the election and thought that he’d only go after “criminals.” Trump, Vance, and CO werent subtle in the slightest. I can only really conclude this was a lie the median voter told themselves
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T.W. Hampledink @twithham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lincoln Park Conservatory #chicago
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It is 2006, and Karl Rove is mocking people for calling Republicans "Nazis" It is 2026, and Karl Rove is encouraging people to call Republicans "Nazis"
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Calm
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I generally do not like Northwestern football due to all the wretched hazing from a few years back, plus, I don’t like Evanston. But I also think Penn State football should have been abolished after all of the systemic child rape and cover-up by the administration, sooo…
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Mr. Buick @mrbuick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the funds that Congress appropriates are simply impounded at executive whim, there is no democratic legislature; and if there is no democratic legislature, there is no legitimate government. We have hit first principles here, people.
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lake effect kid @mattenloe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chicago is the greatest city in the world
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 02/10/2026
This is a better epilogue to my January story about the private equity firm profiting off of ICE's cruelest flights than I could have ever possibly hoped for. CHICAGO: You went to the mat and protected (at a minimum!) thousands of immigrants from torture. Take a bow. prospect.org/2026/10/02/i...
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The City That Brought Down an ICE Airline - The American Prospect
In Chicago, progressive alderpeople held up a contract until a private equity firm was forced to dispatch Omni Air International, protecting thousands of immigrants from deportation.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're holding up a major escalation in Iran and a crackdown on abortion until after the midterms to limit political damage. To the extent that the last two years have been a right-wing smash-and-grab operation, the next two will be worse.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why does the WaPo print headline on the botched TN execution read like The Onion
Drugs Fail to Kill Woman
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suspenders update: It is a glorious Chartreuse Suspenders day. Behold the glory, tremble beneath its might. Blinding in its essence, the supreme color of the multiverse. ONWARDS! FOR THE QUEEN!
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
trump knows this because his uncle taught at MIT
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 02/10/2026
aaron rodgers moves like your computer cursor when you’re trying to use a mouse on a glass table
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing like a Thursday night football game between the serial sexual assaulter and the vaccine denier. Great game, folks.
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lucky for Watson that he didn’t do something egregious that would cross a line with the league. Like write the name of an innocently murdered girl on his eye black
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ms. Nixon was, of course, born in Jacksonville. The sad fact of the matter is that they don't view their political opponents as Americans, or even really as full humans.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America today is a country where regulators won't allow private companies to air interviews of the opposition on TV, but declare that taxpayer funded propaganda is fine.
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Read when in conjunction with their attempts to remove birthright citizenship, you can see the nightmarish world the Trump administration dreams of:
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The war on fraternities is the same as the war on auto dealers, beer distributors, and local real estate developers.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This will be one of the most important immigration cases in a generation. The Trump admin claims that a 1996 law mandates the detention of millions of people without any right to a bond hearing; every person who entered illegally, no matter how long in the past. If they win, it's a nightmare.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 01/10/2026
today in depressing takes, like "the war with iran probably isn't going to end"
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The Return of the Cutting-Off Way
Structural changes are driving us towards a more chaotic world, defined by "neither peace nor war, but conflict."
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 01/10/2026
In no circumstances ever should the state be murdering people. Judicial or extrajudicial. Period.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The common thread in Pete Hegseth's rant to the troops, JD Vance suggesting Talarico is a pedophile, Brendan Carr calling the Trump ads aired with tax dollars "normal force PSAs," and Eric Schmitt fabricating a Jack Smith conspiracy is the whole GOP is incentivized to be performatively evil.
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is quack science being used to kill people in the state’s name.
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If this isn’t wrong, I don’t know what is.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the majority on the Supreme Court who continuously overrides stays with zero consideration of the merits does so BECAUSE they enjoy being able to inflict pain and torturous death upon people. Never forget that. If Alito could push the button, if Thomas could pull the switch himself, they would.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Jack Lynch @jacklynch000.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teaching Swift today, and will always share this on “Modest Proposal” day.
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Tommy Tatertown @senorgreygoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the best takedowns of the "rationalists" and Libertarians is in Fargo, season 5: Roy: "I want freedom without arbitrary rules.” Lorraine: "So you want freedom without responsibility? Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal." Roy: "The President?" Lorraine: "A baby.”
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My greatest frustrating has been with policy wonks who persist in thinking we can just keep doing normal policy analysis ("calling balls and strikes") in this situation. The President of the United States is both lawless and out of his mind. That preempts all normal discussion.
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twenty years ago, Mr. waits released the most hopeful song I’ve ever heard. As we are in the winter of American democracy, don’t forget-You Can Never Hold Back Spring. youtu.be/RmuYa9n4s1s?...
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Tom Waits - "You Can Never Hold Back Spring"
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the bright side, my daughter did tell me that I wasn’t lame, and that I was the best Daddy in the world. Hurrah! ONWARDS!
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the things to come from GamerGate was the gamification of torturing real, live women...hounding them out of their homes, making them look over their shoulders for years. It was treated as a joke, nbd, the work of a few bad apples--as all terrorism against women is--& that failure leads here.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not just impeachable. Impeachment, both pres. and agency heads, is the only option. It's impeachment or nothing. Courts won't stop it. Other tools are impotent. Put them on trial the only way you can. Even if you can't get 2/3, use process as punishment. Make it miserable and costly. It can be done.
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a human rights abuse worthy of prosecution under intentional law. Minimally, they should be impeached and removed for this alone.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FWIW, I think a fuckup on this scale in time to wreck them electorally was *almost* inevitable from Day 1, precisely because this is the Special Birthday Boy presidency in which there are almost no limits on Trump's madness and every proposed policy disaster has a real shot at going all the way.
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The Amazing Prizzini @amazingprizzini.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the bright side, my mail ballot for November arrived today! Hurrah! I do think I'll be delivering it directly to the drop-off site, though.
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 29/09/2026
what the fuck is happening
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