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AlvezUK

@alvezdj.bsky.social
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Evertonian, Sasquatcher Hard house music Stockport on.soundcloud.com/FytGXWLsH8sdFmW7XD www.mixcloud.com/richardnorth16 www.discogs.com/artist/1204836-Rich…

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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JEAN JACQUES SMOOTHIE 2 PEOPLE
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll save you the click, he was also dogging.
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Far Out Magazine @faroutmagazine.co.uk · 28/09/2026
David Squires delves into… the Ed Sheeran debacle (set in a Galaxy far, far away)
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David Squires delves into… the Ed Sheeran debacle (set in a Galaxy far, far away)
Maclunkerlmore! The post David Squires delves into… the Ed Sheeran debacle (set in a Galaxy far, far away) first appeared on Far Out Magazine.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Premier League @eng-premierleague.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RT @Everton: Keeping his promise. 🫶
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Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Middle England today
Kombucha girl meme. Positive face: concentration camps. Negative face: concentration camps near my village
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This photo was from a different day
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A new cryptid just dropped
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Who is whistling 😅 youtube.com/watch?v=Puk_...
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Just Used Confused, Feels Like Laughing 'Til The Cows Come Home | 20s
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Someone told me "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
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✨ˢᵗᵒⁿᵉᵈ // STAR WARS✨ @stonedstarwars.com · 12/08/2026
From a certain point of view.
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 12/08/2026
Our new episode is now out on all platforms. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p... Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/65SC... Patreon (Extended): www.patreon.com/PatternsTell... #ufosky
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UFO Faction War
Patterns Tell Stories · Episode
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 08/08/2026
redditor asking the important questions
Reddit post:

"Can I smoke weed after being shot in the head ?
Cannabis
I was recently shot in the head by a friend of mine ( accident) and this bad bitch wants to match with me after i get out of the hospital will i be okay smoking a blunt or 2?"
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Aahhhhhh
A lovely pint of Sonoma
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Veers Watch @veerswatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Ninth Jedi: The Ninth Jedi: No Veers.
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Off to @trackbrewingco.bsky.social taproom
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a seal and a shark are laying in bed, getting hot and heavy. The seal romantically says, “Shark…” Panel 2: with its eyes still closed, the shark replies, “person on a boogie board…” The seal suddenly opens its eyes, looking pissed. Panel 3: the seal exclaims, “what!?” And the embarrassed looking shark says “uh…” The shark has a thought bubble and is imagining a swimsuit-clad balding man with sunblock and goggles holding a boogie board.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
On a hill side desolate.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Panel 1, Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan: You were the choo choo chosen one
Panel 2: Ralph Wiggum is standing next to a lava pit picking his nose
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Boba Fett Fan Club @bobafettfanclub.com · 14/07/2026
Happy birthday Harrison Ford! 🥳
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RTL3 @russelllatshaw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
You saw a movie with Sam Neill in it, you were going to have a good time
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
superman
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
🎶I'm a bitch, I'm a mother I just ate Brian Glover I'm a xenomorph in space Look at his gurning face🎶
Brian Glover being attacked by Alien.
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Sub Pop Demon Hunters @sqlidennis.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
An edit of the before and after photo of Stalin and Yezhov with Yezhov removed. Stalin has been replaced by Shaggy, Yezhov is Mike, and the other two people are Fred and Velma
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Jeffrey Epstein! John Wayne Gacy! Lee Harvey Oswald! Harvey Weinstein! Your boys took one hell of a beating!
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Fi @feebee69.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Yet another pedantic hill I am prepared to meet my demise on ☠️⏺️🎧
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Flightradar24 @flightradar24.com · 02/07/2026
Huh.
Flightradar24 screenshot of SAUCER1, the aircraft type is listed as “Just a Weather Balloon” flying near Roswell, New Mexico.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Air to Ground Message: SORRY IN ADVANCE BUT PAX HAS VOMITED IN AFT LAV TOILET SINK AND IT IS NOW BLOCKED CAN YOU HELP OR IS IT FOR THE CLEANER THANK YOU Area: Saint-Gatien-des-Bois, France Type: Airbus A321neo A: #a4be189adb6 F: #f7f1298da37
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
More fun, energetic music , hopefully seamlessly mixed together with no gaps under my DJ guise Alvez - Nacho Mix by alvezuk on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/X5oIKgYTHx5s...
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Alvez - Nacho Mix
1) Big Tool 4 U - Bitch Trog 2) Ben Stevens & Sam Townend - Lose Your Head 3) Defective Audio & Justin Bourne - Superpowerz 4) Frank Farrell - Motion Picture 5) Andy Farley - Bring It Back (Random
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 29/06/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
Keir Starmer Resigns Amid ‘Not Being Very Good Prime Minister’ Scandal
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My kids know
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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ᴋʟᴀᵾs @tinyklaus.com · 16/06/2026
There you have it. A network of non-profits ran by Elizondo, Nolan, and Loeb, with funding from Thiel. That was the plan for the original UAP legislation. #ufosky
Hummingbird. Monday 22 November 2021. (Day 625)
Meeting Garry at his house again (along the way, admiring a beautiful young buck and his consorts eating the fresh grass) Larry and I heard a hopeful report about the latest developments. While Congress considers various amendmens to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand's legislation, Garry told us that the DoD and is DIA agency are thinking of sponsoring a new Foundation (501c3) funded by Mr. Grace, Peter Thiel (5M$), and "various individuals" to study the technical aspects of the problem and think about spinoffs. Is any of that confirmed?
There might be two Boards: a scientific advisory board headed up by Dr.
Nolan and an Academic board headed up by Avi Loeb. There would be the usual funding of researchers, filings for new IP, and profit sharing to the Elizondo's new company SKYPORT in Huntsville, Alabama (where Eric now lives) and IGNITE in Colorado Springs.
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 16/06/2026
amazing just how often @2000ad.bsky.social is on the ball and ahead of the game this week in 2016
Dredd arresting anti-mutie campaigner Bilious Barrage, an innsmouth-faced nazi in a purple onesie who looks nothing like fascist prick Nigel Farage, honest. Dredd :"180 days, incitement to riot." Barrage is loaded into a PatWagon full of waiting Judges.
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Insomniacz
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Reuters @reuters.com · 12/06/2026
After anti-immigration violence in Belfast left some residents too afraid to leave home, Ruchira Rangaprasad, a sales and marketing professional, took to social media to offer food.
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Off to see Zach Bryan at castle greyskull this evening. No idea who he is..
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
YES I found the best photo ever, I knew I had it saved somewhere.
Mads thanking C-3PO for his service.
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Dr. Cujii🔞 @cujirotic.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
June 1st
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Bassano @bassano.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer
A Japanese mascot dressed as Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring in front of a promotional poster for the same at a press conference in Japan
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Zoo Boise @zooboise.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Happy World Otter Day to spotted-necked otter Harry! He celebrated with a delish fish. 🔊 🎥: Zookeeper Murphy (taken from a staff-only private area)
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Yakhunt @yakhunt.net · 24/05/2026
Today the entire country will be let down by Everton.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
ok i found some good news, everyone
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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AlvezUK @alvezdj.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Dear me. Title decided by procrastination
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Cute Face
2 blue jays on the ground, one is about to eat an insect. The first jay says "I don't know how you cat eat grasshoppers" the second says "mm?". First goes "I can't eat anything with a cute face". The second jay appears confused "but... grasshoppers aren't––". We are looking down from the blue jay's perspective to see that the grasshopper has big eyes and a cute little smile. The final frame shows the blue jay gasping in surprise.
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HAPPY MELANIN MAY ✊🏿✊🏾 ✊🏽 @imamewd.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I love when humans respect animals
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
With the below in mind, you may again enjoy Mr Beast being punched (half-heartedly tbh) by Mike Tyson youtube.com/shorts/oCpy6...
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Mr Beast takes a punch from Mike Tyson 😬
YouTube video by Ring Magazine
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