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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 35m
If the leisure centre had a bar like in the old days I could have a pint whilst taking my son to his swimming lesson. But it doesn't. Because of woke.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 9h
Newcastle United's owner to execute man for attending protests for religious freedom when he was a child. Under new head coach Matthias Jaissle, the club lies in middle table. www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
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Saudi Arabia to execute man for being at protests and funerals when he was 15
Rights group says Youssef al-Manasif was tortured and first met his lawyer five years after arrest for non-violent crimes
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 18h
lol. lmao.
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DAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHniel @djbarc.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Obviously Russell Brandy Wandy's loveable rogue persona dilutes his sexual predation in the eyes of the BBC & "lads". To back that up, let's see if it work for other celeb rapists.
Fame Under Fire
Harvey Weinstein
On TrialFame Under Fire
Andrew Windsor 
On TrialFame Under Fire
Jimmy Savile
On TrialFame Under Fire
Gary Glitter
On Trial
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Mark Robot Silver @silverdraws.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s me in the YEP. In which I coin the phrase “plain-clothes goth”. www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/whats-on/art...
yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
'If not Leeds, then where?': How Leeds Nomad is unearthing underground history
Mark Silver speaks on plain-clothes Goth, 50 years of underground subcultures, and the free audio trail putting West Yorkshire’s musical pioneers back on the map
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
BORIS
Japanese doom metal band Boris at the Brudenell Social Club in Leeds
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
RIP our microwave.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Once again I must remind you that people most responsible for the UK leaving the EU are the Liberal Democrats.
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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It was also targeted by British "oligarch-sponsored interference" in the form of almost every single national media outlet, but Labour continues to be so afraid of this force bent on their destruction that press reform isn't even part of political conversation any more.
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Punished 'Woke' Bane @baneforyou.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I dunno Dan, if *Tehran* wanted to make Britain feel it poses a risk, it would probably have claimed credit for running the US out of Fairford, rather than strenuously denying any involvement in a thing that may not have happened.
After RAF Fairford incident, how big a threat to the UK is Iran?
Dan Sabbagh Defence and security editor
Although there is scepticism about Tehran’s capabilities, it has become clear it wants Britain to feel it poses a risk
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
15 outlets published 249 articles about Jason Arday, but there appears to be a partial media blackout regarding Dr Lola Salem, Michael Gove's ex-girlfriend, who has been suspended from Oxford University after being charged with possessing indecent images of children. jamradio.uk/news/2026/10...
jamradio.uk
Lola Salem denies indecent-image charges | Jam Radio
Oxford academic Dr Lola Salem denies indecent-image charges. Her recently reported separation from Michael Gove is a separate matter.
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
‘Development Partner’ at Verduin, the fascist bookstore in London heavily connected to Nina Power
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Relistening to Pink for the first time in a while to prepare for Tuesday. Fuck yeah.
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Didn't realise one of the rules Man City broke was 'making Liverpool play like dogshit despite spending the GDP of a small country on signings'. Every day it's a new level of horror with this saga!
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did Liverpool pay compensation to all the clubs who missed out on European football in the late 80s?
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Nora Biette-Timmons @biettetimmons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
While many of you are likely yelling "GO MAN CITY" or "GO LIVERPOOL!" I'm yelling "GO PREMIER LEAGUE and the rule of law!"
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll Fus Roh your Da
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The kids aren't alright.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11/10/2026
Small island kingdom's state-owned propaganda arm censors woman's pro civil rights message
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Making green tomato chutney like Tom fucking Good.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it’s what the People WANT
3 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “AI Bros:”
An Ai Bro is standing in front of a TV wearing his default expression (SMUG)

Behind him on the TV is the axe scene from American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is wearing the transparent raincoat and standing next to his ridiculous stereo. Except in this image Christian Bale has been replaced by the AI Bro.

AI bro annoyingly says “People want to put themselves in movies”

Panel 2 and 3 are titled “People:”

Panel 2: 
A Blue Guy holds his phone up to a Yellow Guy and says “Hey! I’ve got a little video from that party”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy sees himself on the phone screen and almost cringes himself into a singularity. He is blushing and squeals “Ohh my Goddd. My FACE and VOICE”
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arnie @arnie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wow if only someone could do something
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Centre left? CENTRE LEFT?????
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Heeerrre’s Johnny Bravo @jbravo69.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
America has had public executions forever, and used to hold fetes during public hangings of African-Americans
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tens of thousands fewer students is hundreds of millions of pounds of lost export earnings, solely and wholly to appease racists.
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The European Bar Guide @europeanbarguide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Big day for shit beer news: - Marstons Brewery in Burton on Trent closing. - Ostravar Brewery closing, emblem of the city now being brewed at Staropramen in Prague - Kwak owners no longer making the famous highwayman glass The one common thread: big beer corporations takeover, make life worse
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made a cracking black bean chilli for tea tonight instead of voting for Kamala Harris. Sorry if this offends.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you Andy Burnham, for putting petrol prices on Google Maps. With this majestic act you have saved our great country from communism. Truly King in the North. (honestly, is this real? Is this fucking real? Is this what he's trying to fob us off with? Jesus fucking wept)
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Spending over 50% of your income renting a room in a shared house aged 35 isn't really conducive to having kids.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do you reckon 'Mark' Chappers Chapman ever rings up old Comedy Dave off of the 00s radio and says 'Fancy a pint on Saturday, catch up on the old Chris Moyles shows where you used to rip the piss out of me? PYSCHE! Sorry I can't, I'm presenting Match of the FUCKING Day, loser."
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking hell. Can't believe I used to spend money on this shitrag.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What, losers?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The UK Arts & Ents industry contributes over £10bn to the UK economy a year & one of these days our politicians might even realise that instead writing it off as icky girlie flouncing bc you can't do a photoshoot in a hard hat & hi-vis gilet at the national theatre without looking like a tit
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh no! Not the Oxford-Cambridge tech hub!
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Sel 🏳️‍🌈 @selonsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Weird how the pro-lifers love an execution. The more gruesome the better.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why the FUCK am I not in a band called Cadaver Syond?
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYIj... RIP Mimi. gtradio
youtube.com
Low 'Lullaby' @ Brudenell Social Club Nov 2010
YouTube video by Rhubarb Bomb
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Necro Supernaut XIII @necrobutcher187.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have teamed up with Kid Rock to eradicate syphilis
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Vladimir Putin's Northern Ireland.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For example, Newcastle's owner has, for some years, reliably been top three in the number of his own citizens he has murdered annually. He has people murdered and tortured for things that are not even crimes in the UK. And yet he remains a Premier League owner in good standing.
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Vanda Wilcox @vandawilcox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Avevamo basse aspettative ma Dio cane
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Crypt🎃-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴 @eatyrselffitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we're doing great as a species!!
News photo of a burning city block from Ukraine.

The top of the Hell panel from Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights.News photo of a burning city block from Ukraine.

The top of the Hell panel from Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights.
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
if burnham ends up genuinely trying to soften the consequences of city's cheating it's probably one of the most stupid things any politician has ever done, like he's setting himself up against every fan of every other team in England and some of the most influential guys in britain. funny tho
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Ben JJ @benjjgeo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what 500,000 trees looks like. It's maybe enough to stop one village in Oxfordshire flooding. Labour as always exploiting journalists' unwillingness to try GCSE maths.
About 500,000 trees cut
down at site of Tesla
gigafactory near Berlin
Satellite image analysis shows 329 hectares of
forest cleared during development of factory in
Germany
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thomas Sankara planted 10 million trees in 15 months, in Burkina Faso in 1985.
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No. (ITIL 4 Foundation) @kingtubby.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rapper MF DOOM (all caps) racing a radio controlled car. He's in the background wearing green cargo pants, a green checked shirt, the MF DOOM mask and a baseball cap. In the foreground is a radio controlled car doing a sick jump.
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