Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 8h8 hour bus journey to see my sister tomorrow and I should study but I'll prolly just fire up a new BotW file 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 8hI just sent this to every 50+ non-internet-poisoned Labubu fan I know and it's gonna do numbers, I'm certain 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 9hOh hey I don't know anything about you but I assume from this tweet you're six years old. That was, in fact, the main takeaway from 9/11. It's why Osama Bin Laden did it in the first place. Have fun in grade 1 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 11hWhite people are not native to what is commonly known as North America 000
Reposted by GusErica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 22hCurrently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet 782652250
Reposted by GusJohn Breen @breen.tech · 16hMan, this answer from Ta-Nehisi Coates about how he felt about Kamala Harris saying that she wants to have “the most lethal fighting force in the world” is really good. He talks about why she might feel like she has to say that, but gives most of his response to the victims of that lethality 517644
Reposted by Gusrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 19hmy boy Truthpylon: You know ears be hearing shit and they dont tell us. If i was an ear i wouldnt give it all up me: you still seeing that UN Peacekeeper baddie ? my boy Truthpylon: No. Dont ask me about that shit man me: what happened ? my boy Truthpylon: She found out i'm not a conflict 0306
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 17hI used to think it's bizarre that all our greatest artists these days are high-concept goofballs who are also capable of deeply profound poetry, but I guess that's the way it's always been 435829
Reposted by GusRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"?? 421203315
Reposted by Gushelen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion 563867
Reposted by GusWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The money pit restaurant I would open as a billionaire would be the opposite of farm to table. What are the most unnatural flavors possible? Hiring top food scientists, giving a blank check and telling them to really explore the dark corners of the flavor latent space. I want to taste eternity. 1031385105
Reposted by Gusfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394594781
Reposted by Gusmolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 24/07/2023get along little doggie? no, get 2. 2887387
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Truck drivers should pick you up at a bus stop if you're polite enough 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I swear I'm not stupid I'm just sandbagging so I get better picks in the brain cell draft 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026NeoPets taught me how to code HTML when I was 8 why is my brain so decroded 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026youtu.be/73gGwGI8Z7E?...youtu.beHot Dad - Just Tell Me What Font to Pick (When I'm Making Websites for Kids)YouTube video by Hot Dad 000
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026man I'm so tired of excel I swear to god if I gotta make one more standard curve 110
Reposted by Guslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/10/2026i don't really think you can get why dave roberts' bullpen management works if you don't have a deep theological understanding of trickster gods, the role of imps in germanic folklore, and mr. bean 630126
Reposted by GusBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 854778926
Reposted by Gusmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/10/2026apparently they debunked john fetterman.. yeah i guess it was just a youppi! with mange 0382
Reposted by Gusrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the skull is the perfect bone because he (my skull is a man) encages the slimy brain, which defies boneship by jiggling🪼 and thinking🤔, the two extant bone anathemata. the worst bone is leg. it insists upon a destination 310118
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Baseball, I think, more than any other major sport, understands that they are a spectacle. They exist for the people on the stands. This elevates them to the level of movie stars and Cirque du Soleil performers 000
Reposted by Guslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/10/2026if I worked at the secret government agency tasked with suppressing unknowable extradimensional horrors I wouldn't complain so much after finding out my fate is sealed because the unknowable extradimensional horrors have escaped. I would already be emotionally prepared for that 3878041
Reposted by GusNelward @nelward.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My advice to lou bega while you are making time for Gina, rita, Monica etc in your life make sure you make time for YOURSELF! Self care is the vibe. 081
Reposted by GusBOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right? 4658216
Reposted by Guslauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is 321529286
Reposted by Gusleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 323139397
Reposted by GusDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it 13502135
Gus @alkal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I started playing Sunshine again recently and it's even more absurd, frustrating and tedious than I remembered. A true masterpiece. 000
Reposted by Gusrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Add some 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙊𝙖𝙩𝙨 to your diet. It will make you feel bad. And more importantly? It will make you tired. 1699
