iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We made it fellas.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026

anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices

Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon

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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My most boomer coded gripe is that bandaids used to stick better when I was a kid.

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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Damon Albarn of Gorillaz holds up a Palestinian flag at their show last night in Orlando, FL: “Don’t forget this. Ever. Stand your position. Don’t ever be neutral” video: 0beco0/tiktok

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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Artie trying to convince Larry’s wife to unlock her door kills me every time

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Fix Your Heart or Die. @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".

"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the first rule of spite club is we cut our noses

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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026

New instant classic just dropped

Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
9:59 AM • 9/12/26 • 174 Views

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?

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sam @samthielman.com · 18/01/2024

A cat is a celebrity for your apartment

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Trevor Heywood @metroscapes.ca · 07/09/2026

Moneris, the Canadian system used to process 5 billion of transactions annually for 325,000 points of sale, is being sold by the owners (RBC and BMO) to a US private equity firm. I don't think this protects Canadian digital sovereignty. I signed a petition for Ottawa to intervene, and you can too.

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Petition e-7712 - Petitions

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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Break ups are cool because you get to cry all the time and question your entire existence! I feel insanely alive 🤪🥀

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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A baby is dead and this is the priority ???????????? The horror.

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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

babylon 5 is incredible

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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

All good ! Judge said it’s cool if they want to do things that they know won’t work.

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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped

Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026

"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5

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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault

You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...

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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Ominous! Bought a pair of white pants and now every time I leave my house the Mentos song starts up.

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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Courts doubling down on vibes based governance is wild. Curious how this will all shake out. One thing’s for sure: I’ll never stop riding my bike and they’ll still be stuck in traffic.

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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When you’re Depressed depressed

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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Denzel Baked AF does Barrel Rolls in a Plane

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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

For only one day each year, it's legal to have sex on the beach that makes you old

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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023

the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song

Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.

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danny hensel @dannyhensel.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Mutual friends have reported that you have a kiosk at the airport where you sell candy

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Despite the whining about “ historical accuracy,” the racist backlash to the casting in Nolan’s Odyssey is about the right wanting to justify racial hierarchy by projecting it into a past where it did not actually exist. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...