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Dan

@dansparano.bsky.social
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Human. Husband. Father. Boston sports. MUFC. Hartford Athletic. USMNT/USWNT. The Simpsons. Habitual line stepper.

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Tommy Okktane @tommyokktane.bsky.social · 2h
When you’re completely unaware of what’s a Bogey Lowenstein.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 2h
Alright well whatever happens happens. We are living in a simulation. Eat Arby’s.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 2h
Sadly, all of us on December 1.
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Jeff Fecke @jkfecke.bsky.social · 3h
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 4h
The Big Composition
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 5h
BUT PERHAPS I WAS WRONG!
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 6h
I’m sure he knows what’s going on. It’s not paying his taxes or understanding consent.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 11h
Things really went Jeremy’s way, man.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 11h
Fun fact - when they’re singing at the church, the marquee outside says The Be Sharps. But the scene where they get the name isn’t til later in the episode.
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 13h
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 14h
Hey so the Bruins won.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright as per my tradition I go off social media during Sox playoff games. I love you all. See you on the other side.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sox/Bruins/USMNT multi view
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 29/09/2026
"Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
Not the real Pope sitting in the stands
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Games can be flexed this early in the season now?
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My mother in law just asked my wife in a completely serious manner if we knew who Coldplay was.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If someone doesn’t like my skeets
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The Hangover Ken Jeong
ALT: The Hangover Ken Jeong
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking ‘yoffs.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In honor of a true legend.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RIP Mr. Belding.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Payton Tolle game 1 starter!
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right now looking like a rainy USL Cup final on Sunday.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Get it right or pay the price!
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fake RFK Jr account followed me. Easy block.
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Boston Bruins (twitter mirror) @bruinsnhlbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You love to 'C' it
A portrait of David Pastrnak shooting with the 'C' on his jersey.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kacey Musgraves you are a queen.
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Roberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brain Donors
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never forget she used to search her own name on twitter and pick fights with people who mildly criticized her.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m watching the VMAs cause Baby Spice is presenting an award and I’m not missing my British dream girl.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I forgot Ravens-Cowboys was the Brazil game so was very confused why we have a halftime show.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good old Tom Brad.
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John Karalis @johnkaralis.com · 27/09/2026
Here's your Celtics training camp roster
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My hot take If you go to hurdle a guy and don’t make it, you gotta sit minimum 3 plays. You made a fool of yourself. Sit with your shame.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve said this before. Mack Hollins is an asshole. It’s not cute that’s he’s a weirdo and doesn’t wear shoes and all that. He’s not good enough to be the super wacky guy.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dadley.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wyatt Olds about to give us 5 shutty later like Paez did on Friday.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welcome back Tanner Houck!
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Ⓣⓡⓐⓨ @spaceytraycee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mariah Carey and half the interwebs when asked about Ella Langley:
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Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
ALT: Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy to live in a bubble. Related: shut the fuck up.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Tyron news is brutal especially if Crochet isn’t coming back for the WC series.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tanner Houck is starting today for the Red Sox.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I won’t lie. I legit haven’t heard Choosin Texas. I don’t use Tik Tok. I listen to Lithium, Alt2k, 90s, Howard Stern or one of the sports channels on XM. I have no idea.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
David Pastrnak. Captain of the Boston Bruins.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If City does lose their titles, that means AFC RIchmond has won a Premier League. Congrats to Coach Lasso and the fellas.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Montana Max.
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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really hope this doesn’t mean Sox-Yanks are all afternoon games as some have speculated.
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