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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cribbage is so mean.
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dealt with an unscrupulous fishmonger this weekend. Sorry but 900g is not “a pound basically”
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Absolutely. Whenever the pro car bots (rubes?) start braying about no one using the bike lanes. It’s like no, you just don’t know what efficiency looks like. Cars are hogs !!!
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 30/09/2026
Pimp My Consciousness
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
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Tonight at family dinner my 3 year old asked,
"Dad, how can we help ICE? What can we do to make sure all non-Americans are sent back to their real homes? We just want our country back."
It was powerful. The simple mind of a child can be profound. The deportations are for them.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wrote about Premier Doug Ford's apparent indifference to human life for @thestar.com: www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
thestar.com
Graeme Bayliss: His cyclist friend was killed. Why did Doug Ford’s response include ‘lmao’?
No one is expecting the premier to mash out the Bixby letter on his iPhone. Yet we might expect more than this.
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pit Pat forever
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing my part
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We made it fellas.
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices
Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My most boomer coded gripe is that bandaids used to stick better when I was a kid.
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Mr Hamburger Buns @mrhamburgerbuns.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tony soprano in a bathrobe yelling and pointing. the text says "in this house we don't respect urkel"

(this joke sucks and I am dumb for posting it)
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damon Albarn of Gorillaz holds up a Palestinian flag at their show last night in Orlando, FL: “Don’t forget this. Ever. Stand your position. Don’t ever be neutral” video: 0beco0/tiktok
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Caitlin @hellocaitlin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Artie trying to convince Larry’s wife to unlock her door kills me every time
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the first rule of spite club is we cut our noses
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/09/2026
New instant classic just dropped
Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates
file:///C:/Users/swilentz/Downloads/
01_9781419791758_int_RTP_Iowres-2.pdf
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Really fucking grim!
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ontario Bike Lane Bill (Bill 212), the provincial government included immunity amendments that block injured cyclists or their families from suing the province if they are hurt or killed after bike lanes are removed.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A stylish man pointing to the words "At or near 2C warming agriculture collapses."
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 18/01/2024
A cat is a celebrity for your apartment
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Trevor Heywood @metroscapes.ca · 07/09/2026
Moneris, the Canadian system used to process 5 billion of transactions annually for 325,000 points of sale, is being sold by the owners (RBC and BMO) to a US private equity firm. I don't think this protects Canadian digital sovereignty. I signed a petition for Ottawa to intervene, and you can too.
ourcommons.ca
Petition e-7712 - Petitions
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Break ups are cool because you get to cry all the time and question your entire existence! I feel insanely alive 🤪🥀
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A baby is dead and this is the priority ???????????? The horror.
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My kingdom for a perfectly boiled waxy spud
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
babylon 5 is incredible
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All good ! Judge said it’s cool if they want to do things that they know won’t work.
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mojito friend @mojitofiend.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
HBD King
Elliot Gould in California Split.1970s Elliot Gould looking smolderingly at the camera.A bearded Elliot Gould smoking a cigar.An older, grey bearded Elliot Gould.
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 18/08/2026
"You were riding in the morning, or at night, or on a quiet road, or a main road. The only time and place to ride a bike is a time beyond time and a place beyond place, where the space-time continuum is bent so strangely that you are both everywhere and nowhere." buff.ly/bSa1Wm5
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You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
You were riding during rush hour Why were you riding then? There are way too many cars on the road. If you were commuting, you should have contacted your bos...
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ominous! Bought a pair of white pants and now every time I leave my house the Mentos song starts up.
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Courts doubling down on vibes based governance is wild. Curious how this will all shake out. One thing’s for sure: I’ll never stop riding my bike and they’ll still be stuck in traffic.
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just subscribed !
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you’re Depressed depressed
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intrusive xi jinping thought @craigrangoon.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Denzel Baked AF does Barrel Rolls in a Plane
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 10/08/2026
private equity is destroying everything and must itself be destroyed
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Not your imagination: from backpacks to food, consumer goods are getting worse
Is it possible to avoid the continuing decline in quality of consumer products brought on by corporate greed?
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alextypical @alextypical.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Literally was
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
For only one day each year, it's legal to have sex on the beach that makes you old
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Hermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023
the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song
Their heads are wide, and their eyes are lidless. Their limbs are underdeveloped and possess long, thin digits.
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