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Graeme Bayliss

@gbayliss.bsky.social
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Journalist, crosspatch, editor at the Toronto Star.

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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New campaign slogan just dropped:
Not-mayor Brad Bradford depicted as Mayor Joe Quimby from The Simpsons.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brad Bradford is a clown car of stupid ideas: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
thestar.com
Shuttering libraries. Selling the Zoo. Here’s what Brad Bradford’s Core Services Review really means
We were all around for the last review - why would he proudly point to this disaster as a model to emulate
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey look, two guys who haven't done anything useful since 1986.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TL;DR:
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is depicted as Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons saying, "Dougie hears you. Dougie don't care."
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wrote about Premier Doug Ford's apparent indifference to human life for @thestar.com: www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
thestar.com
Graeme Bayliss: His cyclist friend was killed. Why did Doug Ford’s response include ‘lmao’?
No one is expecting the premier to mash out the Bixby letter on his iPhone. Yet we might expect more than this.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Smarties have been replaced with M&M’s in the rainbow cookies near me. If you’re going to sabotage your own product, fine, but a heads-up would be nice.
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Sarah Sweet @sarahsweet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have had ME/CFS for 20 years. I would like treatment or, even better, a cure. At the very least, I would like people to treat ME/CFS as something that demands and deserves sustained medical research.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's that word again!
Homer Simpson telling Lisa, "The whole reason we have tech oligarchs is so we don't have to think all the time."
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I often think about the speed camera chopping vigilante who returned to the scene of their crime on Parkside Drive multiple times but Toronto police didn’t catch them & it led to Doug Ford banning speed cameras for 16 million people & now speeding is at epidemic levels & people will die.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Brad Bradford smiles like he’s had a smile grafted onto his face and now his body is rejecting it.
Not-mayor Brad Bradford smiling awkwardly.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a Soundgarden fan, I’m looking forward to the Productivity Ultramega OK Deduction.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m afraid the red party just blue itself.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Conservatives everywhere:
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Musil’s first draft of “The Man Without Qualities” was actually just a biography of Brad Bradford.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Brad Bradford’s mom says he’s cool.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Brad Bradford is Toronto’s answer to a question no one asked.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Launching a shitty sportswear brand to own the libs”
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Joshua Hind @joshuahind.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To anyone that matters, it doesn’t matter whether or not it makes sense. All that matters is that he can do it and nothing can stop him. That is Doug’s only calculus on this, and any issue.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm looking forward to the Toronto mayoral debate on Islamophobia that is definitely happening and about which news outlets will definitely make a big deal, for sure.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Meritocracy strikes again! www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
cbc.ca
Former Toronto mayor John Tory named as new chair of TIFF's board of directors | CBC News
John Tory, the former mayor of Toronto, is the new chair of the board of directors of the Toronto International Film Festival.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm worried that basing our country's entire culture on hating our country's biggest city for no reason was, in fact, a dumb fucking idea. www.thestar.com/news/gta/dou...
thestar.com
Doug Ford’s government rejected Toronto’s proposals to restore traffic lanes and keep bike lanes: sources
Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow says the province walked away from compromises to restore traffic lanes while keeping bike lanes on major streets.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Canada: those stupid American hicks and their sad backwards slob country Also Canada: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Ford government to begin ripping out, reconfiguring Toronto bike lanes after appeal court ruling | CBC News
The Ford government is going ahead with bike lane removal and reconfiguration on some of Toronto's busiest roads, the province announced Tuesday.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Yes but on the other hand fuck Toronto." — Ford Nation
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think we can all feel confident that this process will not be corrupt in the utter extreme.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is incredibly stupid and embarrassing and a giant waste of money, but at least Ford was rude to a U.S. president for whom he would obviously have voted. toronto.citynews.ca/2026/09/01/t...
toronto.citynews.ca
Ontario begins restoring car lanes on Toronto's busiest streets
The Ministry of Transportation confirmed that lane restoration is already underway on Bloor Street West in Etobicoke.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Weird how elected officials aren’t lining up this time to impute Islamophobic motives to the perpetrator and call this an act of Islamophobia and denounce the scourge of Islamophobic violence in Canada.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lake Michigan isn't even a real lake.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ah, so conservatives merely need to *identify* as trying to ease traffic congestion.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Will no one rid Toronto of this turbulent premier?
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England is the Toronto Maple Leafs of world football. Goddammit. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The yellowy air in Toronto makes you feel like you're trapped in the lens-filtered "flashback to Mexico" scene of some problematic TV crime drama.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Today we lost the guy behind one of my favourite line deliveries ever. RIP, Mr. Cat Burglar.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Also known as “Driver kills two pedestrians in Scarborough”
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You may say I'm a dreamer.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Damn, should’ve gone with Britizen Kane.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
God Save the Kane 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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The Local Magazine @thelocal.to · 30/06/2026
The Ford government just deleted every long-term care inspection report from before 2023 from their website, obfuscating a vital public record, especially from the devastating pandemic era. But we have 10,000 of those reports, and we're making them publicly available. thelocal.to/long-term-ca...
thelocal.to
The Ford Government Just Deleted Thousands of Long-Term Care Reports. Here They Are. | The Local
The provincial government has eliminated access to long-term care home inspection reports from before 2023. We have over 10,000 of those reports, and are restoring access to the public.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ford's razor: never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by bumbling incompetence, unless the Ford government is involved in which case it's definitely both. www.thestar.com/news/hundred...
thestar.com
Hundreds of support payments meant to help children sent to wrong people, Ontario Ombudsman finds
The Ministry of Education distributed more than $2 billion through a series of relief programs intended to help families whose children’s schooling was disrupted by labour strikes and the COVID-19 pan...
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
To resist America, we apparently need to become America? I wrote about it for @thestar.com. Don’t @ me, Carney stans: www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
thestar.com
Graeme Bayliss: We were supposed to be resisting America. Why are we mimicking them instead?
When Americanization came pounding at the gates, Canada flung them open and said, "Come on in!"
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hugh’g Room
Hugh’s Room, in the east end of Toronto.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Demkiw's law: any headline that asks "Did Toronto police do [loathsome thing]?" can be answered by the word yes. www.thestar.com/news/gta/did...
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Did Toronto police conspire to plant a man’s ID as evidence in a gun case — or was it one officer’s ‘honest lie?’
The accused walked out of court not only a free man, but with the $5,100 police had seized as alleged proceeds of crime.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Attention restaurants: if you’re going to be a freak and put raisins in your carrot cake, warn me.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think you’ll find he was a drug entrepreneur.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Once again the man who wouldn’t be mayor reveals himself to be a slippery weasel.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Liberal MPs have been playing playing passive, coy & cagey w their real island airport feelings, but they’re deeply implicated - even making concrete expansion plans! I go thru some of them in my @thestar.com column today & why they owe Torontonians some honest loyalty. They could stop it today.
thestar.com
Shawn Micallef: Toronto’s Liberal MPs have a duty to defend the city’s stake in the future of Billy Bishop airport. So why aren’t they
Billy Bishop is owned and operated by the Toronto Port Authority, a federally regulated agency, which gives Liberal MPs authority over any airport plans.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A Passage to Indianapolis
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Gudger College vibes.
Luann Van Houten rolling her eyes at Kirk Van Houten, on The Simpsons.
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Want to live like a prime minister? Real estate agent @clareblackwood.bsky.social is selling 24 Sussex Drive — free or best offer. Totally worth having to live in Ottawa! Read her sales pitch on @thestar.com: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
thestar.com
Looking for a new home? This Ottawa mansion has it all: history, charm, elegance. Also rats
Is 24 Sussex Drive the home of your dreams? You should probably see someone about your dreams!
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hey at least Ford is being transparent about Ontario Place.
Ontario Place Cop & Horse Spa
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