Reposted by AlanGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen 241073314
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 3hVery sad that Tom Petty died before he got to star in my movie about Tom Petty losing his memory and having to recreate his life by visiting every Hard Rock Cafe in the world. 041
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 3hThe video for Don’t Come Around Here No More by Tom Petty came on randomly on the tv when I was in my grandparents house when I was around 5 or 6 and it wrecked me, particularly the part where Alice turns into cake and they slice her up 060
Reposted by AlanJoe Lepore @jplepore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One of my favorites bits of Hollywood lore is that the guys who made Gattaca were gonna call it “Weird NASA” until they saw this shot 335549
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Went to see Avengers Endgame Encore and the extra footage they said you absolutely have to see to understand Doomsday is just Jeremy Renner shouting “babe? babe?!” for four minutes after The Snap 190
Reposted by AlanBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026asking the pope "how many local models do you run" and still thinking i'm going to see the pearly gates 3959872
Reposted by AlanGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God this shit was cool as fuck 4659431137
Reposted by AlanLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this 374450578
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They should murder Amol Rajan just for that Del Boy jacket #CelebrityTraitors 0130
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Richard E. Grant immediately turning #CelebrityTraitors into SNL UK’s Great Big Crab Man is just amazing telly 312328
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hey, give this a try. Do your best Gilla Band impression and shout: Big Tesco Gotta go to Big Tesco To get some bits And pieces 031
Reposted by AlanPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442786386
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We had to say goodbye to Mash this morning. He was 16. He was the best boy and my little shadow and work from home colleague. We’re absolutely devastated. 291021
Reposted by Alanmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4991041674
Reposted by Alanlastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The raw visceral hatred some men have for women, at least women who step out of line, is shocking. I know it sounds like some sorta "one of the good ones" ploy but I am genuinely taken aback when I see it because I think: I had a fairly normal socialisation as a man in the west, how did I miss this? 591760234
Reposted by AlanAunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who’s ready for a 3 hour musical about tennis?? Sorry ur getting DREM instead. 66312
Reposted by AlanCyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Been messing around with Doom Builder 431936586
Reposted by AlanDean Van Nguyen @deanvannguyen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m so proud of Gavin Bazunu. He’s provided a yardstick for courage that his so-called teammates will eternally be judged as failing to live up to 414220
Reposted by AlanDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There's a moment early on that's just footage of Elon Musk balding and in khakis walking down an office hallway in the late 90s and the entire audience burst out laughing. If Musk is made aware of audience reactions like this I think he might actually crash out. 594030391
Reposted by AlanMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts 91200141
Reposted by Alandaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026good lord what is happening in there www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...sfgate.comElizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudityDirector Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home. 1172457336
Reposted by AlanDan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It still makes me really happy that Richard Karn decided to tell everyone he wasn't going to do NFTs with a smiling picture of himself. What a great way to do anything. 151334100
Reposted by AlanHarper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In retrospect, Obsidian getting Pentiment out there into the world before Microsoft exploded really feels like they pulled off the weirdest heist in gaming history. 61281240
Reposted by Alannolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com 9486176
Reposted by AlanJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...joelmorris.substack.comLive from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy. 3723872
Reposted by AlanAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026On this day in 2009, Mad Men aired "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency." 1022431
Reposted by Alanpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The important thing to remember is that everything in the world is made for the consumption of Americans, and everyone who makes anything should ask themselves “what would an American think of this” 526428
Reposted by AlanMorgan Jones @morganj0nes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026dasha nekrasova and leo varadkar 917434
Reposted by AlanRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot 471432126
Reposted by AlanJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504060636
Reposted by AlanJoe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning 2259412020
Reposted by AlanDermot Casey @dermotcasey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In purely practical terms the Ministers for Enterprise and Finance should be leathering the head off the Minister for abject racism for trying to economically screw up the country. It’s wrong on human, moral, intellectual and decency terms. It’s corrosive to society. And it’s economically illiterate 22814
Reposted by AlanLloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 19/09/2026Just read this utterly fantastic interview with John Swartzwelder which has brightened my day considerably. doinit.substack.com/p/john-swart...doinit.substack.comJohn Swartzwelder, Sage of “The Simpsons”My Interview with a Reclusive Genius (his first) 1114
Reposted by Alangamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater 80169395732
Reposted by Alanthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026🎶 i made a lot of mistakes 🎶 as i barrel through a group of pedestrians 511017
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Did standup tonight for the first time in a few years, it went well! That’s my news 1411
Reposted by Alaneliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026just learned this today 6868363718
Reposted by AlanMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247001590
Reposted by AlanRichard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Breaking: In a potentially landmark decision, a major data centre project in Mayo has had planning permission overturned over climate concerns. More on @virginmedianews.bsky.social this evening. 11398115
Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Two builders have been working on my neighbour’s house this week and they fucking hate each other. I can see and hear them from my office window and there’s a real possibility I’ll be called as a witness when they kill each other. 1110