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Jumped through the cake in the November Rain video

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 3h
Very sad that Tom Petty died before he got to star in my movie about Tom Petty losing his memory and having to recreate his life by visiting every Hard Rock Cafe in the world.
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 3h
The video for Don’t Come Around Here No More by Tom Petty came on randomly on the tv when I was in my grandparents house when I was around 5 or 6 and it wrecked me, particularly the part where Alice turns into cake and they slice her up
An adult woman in an Alice In Wonderland dress (blue with a white apron) lies on a checkerboard patterned table as Tom Petty in a purple suit and big purple top hat cuts into her ribs with a big knife. Her body is cake. Various other people are gathered around waiting for cake. The wall and floors of the room are also black and white checkboard
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Joe Lepore @jplepore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my favorites bits of Hollywood lore is that the guys who made Gattaca were gonna call it “Weird NASA” until they saw this shot
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Went to see Avengers Endgame Encore and the extra footage they said you absolutely have to see to understand Doomsday is just Jeremy Renner shouting “babe? babe?!” for four minutes after The Snap
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
asking the pope "how many local models do you run" and still thinking i'm going to see the pearly gates
Pope Leo XIV # @Pontif.
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In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce.
There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack th Show more
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Pope, would you please shut the fuck up about matters you do not understand?
You're not an Ai influencer, no one elected you, and you have absolutely no weight in this debate and you're being used as a mouthpiece to sway public opinion. how many local models do you run?
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They should murder Amol Rajan just for that Del Boy jacket #CelebrityTraitors
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard E. Grant immediately turning #CelebrityTraitors into SNL UK’s Great Big Crab Man is just amazing telly
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, give this a try. Do your best Gilla Band impression and shout: Big Tesco Gotta go to Big Tesco To get some bits And pieces
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We had to say goodbye to Mash this morning. He was 16. He was the best boy and my little shadow and work from home colleague. We’re absolutely devastated.
Mash, a tan miniature dachshund with quite a lot of grey in his face, sits on a green sofa in front of a window. He’s looking at the camera alertly, his soft, floppy ears perked up to a potential treat or compliment
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The raw visceral hatred some men have for women, at least women who step out of line, is shocking. I know it sounds like some sorta "one of the good ones" ploy but I am genuinely taken aback when I see it because I think: I had a fairly normal socialisation as a man in the west, how did I miss this?
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Aunty Donna @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who’s ready for a 3 hour musical about tennis?? Sorry ur getting DREM instead.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been messing around with Doom Builder
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Polonius after Hamlet stabs him through the arras
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Dean Van Nguyen @deanvannguyen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m so proud of Gavin Bazunu. He’s provided a yardstick for courage that his so-called teammates will eternally be judged as failing to live up to
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a moment early on that's just footage of Elon Musk balding and in khakis walking down an office hallway in the late 90s and the entire audience burst out laughing. If Musk is made aware of audience reactions like this I think he might actually crash out.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
discography
A cd with a picture of a man laying down wearing only socks and making a suggestive face. The title of the album is "Carl Shunt
For real piss drinkers only"
the album has a bunch of discount stickers on it, all the way down to 50 cents.
Under it is another album by Carl Shunt, featuring him wearing a turtle neck, titled
"I have ruined my life. I shouldn't have spent my life savings recording an album about drinking pee. I don't know why I thought that was a good idea."
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Middlebrow” is the perfect level of brow for a movie to be. if you want smarter read a book if you want dumber read some posts
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good lord what is happening in there www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
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Elizabeth Holmes documentary gets an R rating for graphic nudity
Director Nathan Fielder was apparently invited by Holmes to live in a guest room at her Calif. home.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It still makes me really happy that Richard Karn decided to tell everyone he wasn't going to do NFTs with a smiling picture of himself. What a great way to do anything.
"I've thought long and hard about NFT's and I've decided it's not something I need to do." — Richard Karn, smiling
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Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In retrospect, Obsidian getting Pentiment out there into the world before Microsoft exploded really feels like they pulled off the weirdest heist in gaming history.
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s called MUBI because I love da mubies baby
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...
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Live from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!
What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy.
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On this day in 2009, Mad Men aired "Guy Walks Into an Advertising Agency."
blood splatters all over Paul, HArry, and two other Sterling Cooper employees
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The important thing to remember is that everything in the world is made for the consumption of Americans, and everyone who makes anything should ask themselves “what would an American think of this”
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Morgan Jones @morganj0nes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
dasha nekrasova and leo varadkar
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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Dan Hipp @danhipp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day!🦇
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Joe Merrick @joemerrick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To commemorate the collaboration between Pokémon and the ESA, a special Pikachu plush was sent to the International Space Station from April 11th through June 17th What a picture. Absolutely stunning
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Dermot Casey @dermotcasey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In purely practical terms the Ministers for Enterprise and Finance should be leathering the head off the Minister for abject racism for trying to economically screw up the country. It’s wrong on human, moral, intellectual and decency terms. It’s corrosive to society. And it’s economically illiterate
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Lloyd Shepherd @lloydshepherd.com · 19/09/2026
Just read this utterly fantastic interview with John Swartzwelder which has brightened my day considerably. doinit.substack.com/p/john-swart...
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John Swartzwelder, Sage of “The Simpsons”
My Interview with a Reclusive Genius (his first)
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Constance “Biz” Markievicz
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🎶 i made a lot of mistakes 🎶 as i barrel through a group of pedestrians
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J @jaseomcn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Elton John singing
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did standup tonight for the first time in a few years, it went well! That’s my news
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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ANT @allelitegraps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Breaking: In a potentially landmark decision, a major data centre project in Mayo has had planning permission overturned over climate concerns. More on @virginmedianews.bsky.social this evening.
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Alan @alanmaguire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Two builders have been working on my neighbour’s house this week and they fucking hate each other. I can see and hear them from my office window and there’s a real possibility I’ll be called as a witness when they kill each other.
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