Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 03/10/2026New Emancipator album is just lovely, and perfect vibes for a lazy Saturday 000
Reposted by Adam ToolThe Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 02/10/2026We worry about his health, with these goofs roaming free! 0121
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 02/10/2026@dankmccoy.bsky.social @flophousepodcast.com I hope you remembered to take your blood pressure medication before this episode Dan! I know how much those goofs really steam your cheeks. 120
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 28/09/2026So sad today about the sudden passing of an insanely talented and sweet-hearted man. RIP PACnbcnews.comBenjamin Satterley, globetrotting wrestler known as Pac, dies at 40Satterley, who earned the nickname the “Man That Gravity Forgot,” had wrestled on pay-per-view Saturday night. 000
Reposted by Adam ToolMike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122492053
Reposted by Adam ToolJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid 123198730
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 19/09/2026@maffewgregg.bsky.social Thanks to you and Tom for reading my letter this week! Your performance as The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight was everything I wanted and more. BTW if you wanna know what Sid Wilson looks like unmasked, here he is with his ex-fiancé Kelly Osbourne 010
Reposted by Adam ToolOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I hope this Ishmael finds you whale 332526552
Reposted by Adam ToolErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102373195
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 09/09/2026Finally, a reason to play Skyrimkotaku.comIkea Just Released An Official Skyrim Mod Starring Matt Berry As A ShelfThis is a very elaborate and genuniely funny bit of marketing 010
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 05/09/2026Before he invented Two & A Half Men and Big Bang Theory, Chuck Lorre co-wrote and performed the theme song for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. 030
Reposted by Adam ToolMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22. 392793502
Reposted by Adam ToolToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295268012868
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 26/08/2026No actor has ever thrown themselves into a character quite as well as Tim Curry did. There will never be another one like himstatic.klipy.comWadsworth (Tim Curry) Shocked in ClueAlt: Wadsworth (Tim Curry) Shocked in Clue 000
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 24/08/2026Finished reading House of Leaves during my lunch break, which turned out to be a big mistake since now I just need to lie down and have think instead of going back to work. #booksky 060
Reposted by Adam ToolFᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture. 2765161276
Reposted by Adam ToolWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Matt Groening on The Simpsons: Hit & Run game - “I think the original game is coming back in some form…” 28956181
Reposted by Adam ToolNuri @actionhankbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/202640th Anniversary of Metroid 1951721485
Reposted by Adam ToolErnest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1% 11780251990
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 03/08/2026Enjoyed the new Spider-Man movie, and not just because they used on of my all time favorite songs for the first needle-dropyoutu.beTV On The Radio - "Wolf Like Me" (Official Video)YouTube video by EV 031
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 26/07/2026Flop House fans when they read this part in Joke Farming @elliottkalan.bsky.social @flophousecat.bsky.social @flophousepodcast.com 0573
Reposted by Adam ToolBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Their plan is to say as little as possible and win by default, which in their mind is the safest path that doesn't alienate anyone. This misses the opportunity to galvanize the public around important issues, and then they throw up their hands about how the voters are ignorant and apathetic 612665436
Reposted by Adam Toolceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons 3373881334
Reposted by Adam Toolstupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35. 1031211034
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 15/07/2026Wishing we were getting a new Midnite Vultures, but I will take a new Sea Change.consequence.netBeck Announces Ride Lonesome, First New Album in Seven YearsBeck announced new album Ride Lonesome will be out in September and unveiled new song "In the Night." He tours starting in September. Tickets are on sale. 000
Reposted by Adam ToolDean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read: 11034690213670
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 10/07/2026I regret to inform you that my youngest has requested to see the new Moana this weekend. 000
Reposted by Adam ToolJeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/07/2026what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace 211405306
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 07/07/2026You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. Because Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder are dead. 010
Reposted by Adam ToolAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204035082
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 01/07/2026On the surface this seems like a move that’s bad for consumers, but surely Sony will save tons of money on physical production that will result in lower prices, right? Right? 000
Reposted by Adam ToolBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ 284192497
Reposted by Adam Toolleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140343949
Reposted by Adam Tooltreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I'm a national political reporter with a large platform and I am just learning, this morning, that Donald Trump peddles lies and acts immaturely when pressed for evidence. And this is, I'll be frank as an expert in my field, stunning to me. Devastating. Are you aware of this? 1133041
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 03/06/2026Clearly Jack Quaid is a serious actor that saw the challenge of playing a gelatinous cube, and decided to face it head on. 000
Reposted by Adam Toolghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations 153892769
Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 25/05/2026Not sure who they got to play Ra’s Al Ghul in the new Lego Batman game, but he sounds enough like the movie version that I’m calling him Liam Nearson. 010