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Adam Tool

@adamtool.itch.io
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artist / writer / games / indie music / AEW shout out to my fingers, I can always count on them

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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 03/10/2026
New Emancipator album is just lovely, and perfect vibes for a lazy Saturday
Screenshot of the song The Painted Lady by Emancipator
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 03/10/2026
Scorpion from Mortal Kombat uses spear against Game & Watch Man. It’s not very effective
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The Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 02/10/2026
We worry about his health, with these goofs roaming free!
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 02/10/2026
@dankmccoy.bsky.social @flophousepodcast.com I hope you remembered to take your blood pressure medication before this episode Dan! I know how much those goofs really steam your cheeks.
Flop House newsletter teasing an upcoming episode featuring the return of Dan’s “Goofs”
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 28/09/2026
So sad today about the sudden passing of an insanely talented and sweet-hearted man. RIP PAC
nbcnews.com
Benjamin Satterley, globetrotting wrestler known as Pac, dies at 40
Satterley, who earned the nickname the “Man That Gravity Forgot,” had wrestled on pay-per-view Saturday night.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 22/09/2026
New CHVRCHES is some hot 🔥
Screenshot of CHVRCHES new single Roses
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 19/09/2026
@maffewgregg.bsky.social Thanks to you and Tom for reading my letter this week! Your performance as The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight was everything I wanted and more. BTW if you wanna know what Sid Wilson looks like unmasked, here he is with his ex-fiancé Kelly Osbourne
Sid Wilson and Kelly Osbourne standing on a red carpet for some irrelevant award show
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope this Ishmael finds you whale
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 10/09/2026
Pretty jazzed about the new Metroid game
oh she hungee
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 09/09/2026
Finally, a reason to play Skyrim
kotaku.com
Ikea Just Released An Official Skyrim Mod Starring Matt Berry As A Shelf
This is a very elaborate and genuniely funny bit of marketing
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 05/09/2026
Thanks Apple Music, very helpful
Apple Music listing that says “Trending with Nine Inch Nails fans” and then just says Nine Inch Nails
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 05/09/2026
Before he invented Two & A Half Men and Big Bang Theory, Chuck Lorre co-wrote and performed the theme song for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 26/08/2026
No actor has ever thrown themselves into a character quite as well as Tim Curry did. There will never be another one like him
static.klipy.com
Wadsworth (Tim Curry) Shocked in Clue
Alt: Wadsworth (Tim Curry) Shocked in Clue
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 24/08/2026
Finished reading House of Leaves during my lunch break, which turned out to be a big mistake since now I just need to lie down and have think instead of going back to work. #booksky
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If a baby hands you a toy telephone to answer, that's a sign of great respect in their culture.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2026
Chun Li looking at a beaten up Ken post-match
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Matt Groening on The Simpsons: Hit & Run game - “I think the original game is coming back in some form…”
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Nuri @actionhankbeard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
40th Anniversary of Metroid
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%
bluesky post by Politico saying "Progressives didn't get the big election night they wanted" referring to Abdul el-Sayed defeating Haley Stevens in the MI Senate primary and linking to their story with that headline.bluesky post by Politico with the text "The far left hits a wall" referring to David Crowley defeating Francesca Hong in the WI Governor Primary and linking to their story with that headline
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 05/08/2026
Now’s a great time to never buy EA games ever again!
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 03/08/2026
Enjoyed the new Spider-Man movie, and not just because they used on of my all time favorite songs for the first needle-drop
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TV On The Radio - "Wolf Like Me" (Official Video)
YouTube video by EV
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 30/07/2026
wow he looks so young
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Alex Navarro @alexnavarro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The lady from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie Werewolf who says Werewolf weird.
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 26/07/2026
Flop House fans when they read this part in Joke Farming @elliottkalan.bsky.social @flophousecat.bsky.social @flophousepodcast.com
A section of text from the book Joke Farming that describes a very cool bar called Hinterlands with a bartender named StuartLeo pointing at the TV
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Their plan is to say as little as possible and win by default, which in their mind is the safest path that doesn't alienate anyone. This misses the opportunity to galvanize the public around important issues, and then they throw up their hands about how the voters are ignorant and apathetic
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons
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stupid man @porktartare.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
Auron from FFX
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 15/07/2026
Wishing we were getting a new Midnite Vultures, but I will take a new Sea Change.
consequence.net
Beck Announces Ride Lonesome, First New Album in Seven Years
Beck announced new album Ride Lonesome will be out in September and unveiled new song "In the Night." He tours starting in September. Tickets are on sale.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 10/07/2026
I regret to inform you that my youngest has requested to see the new Moana this weekend.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 08/07/2026
what's up everybody it's ya boy Mitch McConnell, I'm over at Jeff's place we're getting WRIZZNECKED on Captain Morgan and White Monster. Sorry for not saying anything sooner, been busy out here getting so much ass they call me Osama Been Fuckin, anyways peace
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 07/07/2026
You couldn’t make Blazing Saddles today. Because Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder are dead.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 01/07/2026
On the surface this seems like a move that’s bad for consumers, but surely Sony will save tons of money on physical production that will result in lower prices, right? Right?
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 29/06/2026
THIS IS ROUND CAGE BABY #AEW
round cage
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️ One milkshake to rule the boys, one milkshake to find them, one milkshake to bring the boys and in my yard to bind them 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 24/06/2026
Biggest gaming news of the day IMO
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
See ya
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two Tiktaaliks (an extinct, 375-million-year-old fish that was the evolutionary link between fish and the first four-legged land animals) sit at the floor of a shallow sea bed. One of them angrily says to the other, “hey! You still owe me 20 bucks!” Panel 2: the other Tiktaalik, to avoid paying $20, emerges from the water and steps onto land for the first time in history. The first tiktaalik is absolutely stupefied.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm a national political reporter with a large platform and I am just learning, this morning, that Donald Trump peddles lies and acts immaturely when pressed for evidence. And this is, I'll be frank as an expert in my field, stunning to me. Devastating. Are you aware of this?
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 03/06/2026
Clearly Jack Quaid is a serious actor that saw the challenge of playing a gelatinous cube, and decided to face it head on.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations
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Adam Tool @adamtool.itch.io · 25/05/2026
Not sure who they got to play Ra’s Al Ghul in the new Lego Batman game, but he sounds enough like the movie version that I’m calling him Liam Nearson.
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