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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take up smoking like a real man.
A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.
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It's Chaos, Be Kind @atomicovermind.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IT IS THE APPOINTED DAY.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man I got a lot going on lately meme
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 21/09/2026
After laying off most of the Destiny team, Bungie decides that Destiny is "foundational" to its future: aftermath.site/destiny-conten...
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barleybap @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/09/2026
graphing calculator app called "vizier" (you use it for plotting)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Lauren @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 18/09/2026
Holy shit that needs to be returned to Bajor immediately
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Ash Flanagan @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm so sorry to all of you who have never experienced the life-changing privilege of attending a Debra Wilson VP session
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NL's peloton discord channel is one of the funniest places in the world
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran surrounding himself with irish people and then going "oh you know I don't know" on palestine is a world historical failure to read the room
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026
My character thirty minutes after setting foot in Hellfire Peninsula
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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Your Pal Jace @jacezilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
piss app
a screenshot of the icon for the PS App (playstation app). The background of the app icon has turned yellow so it looks like piss.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/09/2026
the whole world now holds our breath to see how steven universe responds
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm seeing a few people sharing this around and I feel that I should note for posterity that this is not a security disclosure. This is a PR website spun up for exactly this purpose by three people who work for "AI" thinktanks and who have been publishing a lot of very dramatic writeups lately.
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Magali Villeneuve Artworks @magalivilleneuve.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Artwork for - Reality Fracture- This commission was a special pleasure.Everything about it appealed to me: a dramatic structure worthy of Shakespeare and another opportunity to delve into my favorite influences.I drew particular inspiration from Bernini’s sculptures. Thank you AD Z. Stella. #mtg
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 11/09/2026
Long Term Sauce Per Nugget Yield Curve Flashing Red 4 pc = 0.25 SPN 6 pc = 0.167 SPN 10 pc = 0.2 SPN 20 pc = 0.15 SPN 40 pc = 0.1 SPN
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."
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Alina Pete @alinapete.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Danielle Smith's wannabe Republicans: we won't let anyone have gender affirming care because we wanna please our right wing funders Saddle Lake First Nation: if you won't we WILL. Health care is a treaty right, and we got you two-spirit folks. Y'all sacred www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
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Gender affirming care to be set up by First Nation in Alberta
Saddle Lake Cree Nation in Alberta says it is setting up gender affirming care on reserve because access to health care is a treaty right.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Southern Reach Reddit commenter heroically supporting Absolution fucks. I fuckin salute you.
Every fucking fuck disrupts fucking central's fucking brainwashing, fuck fuck fuck. It gets fucking better after a few fucking chapters you fuck. Just fucking buckle your fuck ass up and fucking grit your fuck-teeth and get the fucking fuck through it you fuck
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Adam @adamjford.page · 09/09/2026
lol. lmao
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
Worf wearing jeans
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Puppy moment
drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "Puppy want a treat? Puppy want a break from it all"
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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
deftly observed, brah. your insight is hella crucial bruh
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Brendon @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/09/2026
so unfair that you might be attacked for just wanting a white ethnostate anyway after like a decade plus of usage i canceled my @1password.bsky.social subscription and switched to apple passwords. took 15 minutes.
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Adam @adamjford.page · 02/09/2026
Whole bunch of nerds waiting in line for this Weird Al concert
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The immortal final moments of our fearless leader will ring on for decades. They are the only guiding light in these trying times.
Tim is speaking into a microphone with a serious expression. The text over the image reads, "Hang on a sec, Phil. I got... yeah, this diarrhea... it wants to come out." Below the quote is the name Tim Heidecker. The background features a digital, futuristic design with blue lights.
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