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Eduardo Valdés-Hevia 👁️ @valdevia.art · 07/10/2026
You ever hear them. Their noise
Shoebill drawing. There's an AK47 nozzle firing from inside its beak
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[the Minotaur at the Fall Festival erupts from the edge of the maze clutching corn stalks] this structure is no challenge, no punishment for the hubristic and the wicked. Frankly embarrassing.
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Lisa Carey @msleedy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely concerned about what's happening to the space-time continuum in this toilet.
A toilet door with a sign saying "Temporally Out Of Order"
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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Adam @adamjford.page · 05/10/2026
I am exactly that kind of Insufferable as well
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Adam @adamjford.page · 05/10/2026
Finally, some good fucking food (for Stella)
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Adam @adamjford.page · 04/10/2026
I’m so proud of my son. I didn’t think he had it in him
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Adam @adamjford.page · 04/10/2026
Gordo actually caught and ate a fly 😮
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Adam @adamjford.page · 04/10/2026
I know exactly where you are and that shit is so good there
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
FINALLY FINISHED!! Behold, my entry for this year's @desertbus.org : A Hollow Knight/Silksong bug mask display! The masks are made of porcelain, with some thread for Lace. I stained, varnished, and lined the wooden display cabinet myself. The masks are attached by magnets. I hope folks like it!
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Adam @adamjford.page · 03/10/2026
helllllllllllll yeah
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Adam @adamjford.page · 03/10/2026
The Hound at Rest
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Adam @adamjford.page · 03/10/2026
How dare you even joke about holding back on us like that
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Adam @adamjford.page · 02/10/2026
I can’t believe Carly announced her new tour the same day I got laid off. Cruel
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Adam @adamjford.page · 02/10/2026
I’m still fascinated by his ability to genuinely pull off wearing gas station t-shirts
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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Adam @adamjford.page · 01/10/2026
Gord and Willow Willow cuddled up on my legBinx perched on a tableJack and Pepper snoozing on a cat tree
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Adam @adamjford.page · 01/10/2026
At least I'm looking forward to a bit of a Fucking Break
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Adam @adamjford.page · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Ok Cat Okay Cat
Alt: Sad cat doing a thumbs up
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Adam @adamjford.page · 01/10/2026
Guess who just got ~*~laid off~*~
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Adam @adamjford.page · 26/09/2026
Damn jar, take me out on a date first at least
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Adam @adamjford.page · 25/09/2026
Fuck yeah, got tix for Saturday
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two great tastes that go well together: Moomin and tower-tunnel. By Paul Antoine Takahashi on instagram.
Moomin with lantern looks down into tower-tunnel with the words from the wall in Annihilation represented next to the steps.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Adam @adamjford.page · 23/09/2026
Proud of u
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Adam @adamjford.page · 23/09/2026
Powerful
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Adam @adamjford.page · 22/09/2026
Finally, western Canadian unity on something
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take up smoking like a real man.
A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.
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Adam @adamjford.page · 22/09/2026
That poor western section of Ontario
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Adam @adamjford.page · 22/09/2026
Some provinces have decided to no longer switch off Daylight Savings Time, and, well, not everyone’s on board yet
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It's Chaos, Be Kind @atomicovermind.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
IT IS THE APPOINTED DAY.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
man I got a lot going on lately meme
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
damn if only there were 300-500 devs who could help with that
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 21/09/2026
After laying off most of the Destiny team, Bungie decides that Destiny is "foundational" to its future: aftermath.site/destiny-conten...
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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Adam @adamjford.page · 21/09/2026
It’s going on the list
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Adam @adamjford.page · 21/09/2026
You and I both know I’m reluctant to glaze Calgary but Wayne’s Bagels is the closest we’ve got out west to an actual OG Montreal joint. It’s dope
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