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Ace | she/her | 34 I like a lot of different stuff, but you'll probably see a lot of Trigun and danmei stuff because those are my current special interests. AO3 (I promise I'm working on WIPs): archiveofourown.org/users/BunnyBot

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Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 27m
I'm surprised I never saw anyone put Binx from Hocus Pocus on their hear-me-out cakes. Like sure he was a cat for the majority of the movie, but you can't tell me he wasn't some of y'all's first crush
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1h
A friend of mine:

I was a therapist at the prison where she is housed. They treat pregnant women the same way. They take them to the hospital, shackle their hands and feet to the bed, they give birth with no pain meds, a guard is there the entire time while giving birth, they don't get to say hello to their newborn, then they are whisked away back to prison with absolutely no meds
The cruelty on every level is the point.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10h
The state failed to kill her, critically injured her, and still cannot bring itself to unshackle her. At what point does the barbarism of the retributive punishment outweigh the barbarism of the initial crime? Sorry, rhetorical question. Abolish the death penalty.
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Stunt Lover 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @stuntlover.bsky.social · 1h
De-'mystifying' gay identities & marriage equality came about in mainstream US in no small part to representation in pop culture, eg Will & Grace, etc. So expect to see rapid disappearance of LGBT & Minority characters leading, much less appearing in Skydance content.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This is 40
A four panel comic; a man says “now that I’m an adult I can do whatever I want.” A woman says “do you want to come over to my house” and he says no and giggles in a blanket at home
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wishda @wishda.bsky.social · 18h
I mean, student activists are still in ICE custody while the college’s president got away with running over a student on tape.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 2h
All the brave students in America were already hounded out of a future for protesting against genocide, before this began. There are brave protesters everywhere, it’s just that the French have a modicum of actual respect for theirs, and so mainstream society actually bothers to defend them.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 2h
pretty fucked up America elected Jack Torrence president twice
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Ari is not actually here tbh @raantuva.blacksky.app · 15h
I 100% blame ChatGPT for this. I'm in college with people fresh out of high school and they sound like this in class. They stand way too close in dangerous spaces. Never look things up. They don't THINK. it's awful. On that note please enjoy the comedic stylings of this wonderful comedian from IG.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
David Mitchell from Peep Show with a speech bubble
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3h
David Ellison upon realising that combining paramount and hbo streaming platforms will cannibalise revenue streams:
Guy in resident evil scared running through the street
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bingheluvr69.bsky.social @bingheluvr69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
would you rather: fight abyssal monsters constantly dying in a hell for 3 years (and get stuck with an evil mindbreak sword destroying you), or live in the heavens for 200 years without your shixiong/shizun Luo Binghe: the first one Quan Yizhen: yeah the first one
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21h
#VanityFair
Vanity fair cover with Sam Altman stealing everything
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2h
Fuck this piece of shit.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the TV show comes out, if I see anyone talk about watching it, I'm just gonna block and move on without a second thought. I don't care if we're mutuals.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let's be real here. The TV show is gonna do well, and so will Hogwarts Legacy 2, and probably nothing we say or do will change that. A lot of people just don't care about trans people. That doesn't mean you can support her and still be pro trans rights. We're not gonna give you a free pass.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's really easy to just say you support trans folk, we're just asking you to put your money where your mouth is and not give it to one of the worst transphobes alive to show you mean it. If you can't even do that it's clear you just genuinely don't care about trans folk.
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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Two post. One replies to the other, with a great dunk. 

richthetruth

Autism:
1 in 10,000. 1990
1 in 30. 2026
Vaccines cause autism.

This post got 2.6 thousand likes 

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spacehabs

Near Earth Asteroids:
1960, 20
2026, 40k+
Telescopes cause asteroids

This post got 86.7 thousand likes 

Context: 
Vaccines don’t cause autism we just have better ways to doctjnebt and observe autism since 1990 just like Telescopes have gotten better at observing asteroids since 1960.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 7h
Her sentence needs to be commuted ffs. They tried to place her IV for an HOUR, with her HELPING THEM, and still fucked it up and left her in agony
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 9h
Meeting People's Needs is the Tough-on-Crime policy that actually works.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 8h
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
10:53 PM • 10/4/26 • 1.3M Views
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mgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 9h
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Scariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 7h
“When told that Ellison was a little behind on the acquisition, Vice President Wakko responded, ‘he’s a big behind to us.’”
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Robert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 7h
'As the new regime's symbols are raised above their capital, our reporters are being told that Yakko, Wakko and Dot have already sought to establish a government-in-exile. Speaking from his villa in Montenegro, Yakko was said to remark. "Farewell, my country, core of my heart. Goodbye, nurse."'
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unsolicited nic pics➕🕶 @greased-axel.bsky.social · 7h
how sweaty you think that thing smells❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 #orufrey
pink toned drawing of qifrey naked, huffing the fur of olly's winter fur wrap. he has a pinched expression on his face. the cape winds around his body and between his thighs as he fucks into his fist through the fabric
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Gim @bestyoutuber69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Couldn't find the time to write a better apology but has all the time in the world to lock Instagram, delete LinkedIn, delete posts linking him to uni, disable showing earnings on patreon, unsubscribe from patrons of his colleagues and hold comments for review It's clear he changed as a person!
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The rise in popularity of MMA has led to the really amazing phenomenon of making every slob dude(who all secretly believe they have a combat X-gene that will kick in as needed) think they can replicate mma techniques, leading to basically every public fight looking like this now.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
past a certain point of wealth you stop thinking anyone else has a right to correct you about anything, and that all of your arguments can be won on the basis of "I have more money than you do" this doesn't exactly lead to "benevolent" in practice
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 23h
Will a government minister be making a statement and visiting? Of course not - not MANLY jobs in STEEL or CHEMICALS or CARS
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If we had a federal government that wasn't firmly up the ass of Big AI, they'd make it a crime for an AI to put people in mortal danger by sending them into wilderness areas with fictional instructions. If a human kept doing this, they'd probably go to jail, even under existing laws.
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cathy🐹 @diastrons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Handle with care. Keep Cool - DO NOT FREEZE #residentevil
Fanart of Bryan from Resident Evil (2026) by Cathy Le
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Matthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
40% of surveyed HIV organisations had run out of stocks of vital products, such as PrEP or HIV tests, as a result of cuts to international aid funding, led by Trump. More people will acquire HIV. More people will die of AIDS. “This is not a distant risk – it is already happening.”
theguardian.com
Shortages of crucial HIV medicines due to aid cuts are a ‘warning’, say experts
More than half of organisations providing HIV care surveyed by International Planned Parenthood Federation said they had run out of stock at some point during past 12 months
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 23h
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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corrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
absolutely fuck you if you think a single semester suspension and him feeling a little sad that he was caught being a rapist is restorative justice. what you really mean is "i want someone to tell me it's okay to like things that were made by a rapist"
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Growing all the things... @tarynj19.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Folks play too much...and everybody ain't laughin'!
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One of those video bloggers dumped water on a woman who was wearing just a…just a going-out dress 👗 (literally that) and she proceeded to beat him up and throw him fully onto the floor
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젱님 @jengnim.bsky.social · 21h
아기 헷갈리게 하기
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who would have ever thought 20 years ago that Harry Potter Adults would become more insufferable than either Disney Adults or Nintendo Adults by a huge margin?
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jgsza.bsky.social @jgsza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anyone that can feel disgust at the cornell rapists and then defend JG do not actually believe in good or bad actions. They think that there are good and bad teams. And if you are on the good team, you must be good. No matter what you have done.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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julie celeris 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nothing is better than dming your friends and moots about new and exciting ways to put your blorbos in the taffy stretcher honestly
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh my god Please Fucking vaccinate
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AI Moratorium for NYC Schools @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fun fact: New York City is rolling out pilots to product test AI on high school students, and NO STUDENT WE TALK TO knows anything about it - it's almost like the model also depends on students not finding out. If this is so great, why the cloak of secrecy??
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Masuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm Masuke, and I'm 17 years old. This morning, I went for a walk after eating breakfast. My stride looks great (at least it does). I've increased my meals from three to six times a day, and today is Day 1 of seeing if I can handle eating that much.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 06/10/2026
I honestly believe "A.i." told them this was good so they shrugged and went with it.
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 06/10/2026
We’ve had so many “Any Other Presidency Would Be Ended By This” statements that it feels banal to point out, but suggesting the deaths of millions of people by a foreign power would be a fine cost because they’re politically inconvenient should end a presidency in any functioning democracy.
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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