Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 27mI'm surprised I never saw anyone put Binx from Hocus Pocus on their hear-me-out cakes. Like sure he was a cat for the majority of the movie, but you can't tell me he wasn't some of y'all's first crush 000
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 1hA friend of mine: 04611
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10hThe state failed to kill her, critically injured her, and still cannot bring itself to unshackle her. At what point does the barbarism of the retributive punishment outweigh the barbarism of the initial crime? Sorry, rhetorical question. Abolish the death penalty. 515430
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthStunt Lover 🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏳️🌈 @stuntlover.bsky.social · 1hDe-'mystifying' gay identities & marriage equality came about in mainstream US in no small part to representation in pop culture, eg Will & Grace, etc. So expect to see rapid disappearance of LGBT & Minority characters leading, much less appearing in Skydance content. 0359
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthLuke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2023This is 40 161482282
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthwishda @wishda.bsky.social · 18hI mean, student activists are still in ICE custody while the college’s president got away with running over a student on tape. 0143
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 2hAll the brave students in America were already hounded out of a future for protesting against genocide, before this began. There are brave protesters everywhere, it’s just that the French have a modicum of actual respect for theirs, and so mainstream society actually bothers to defend them. 49212
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 2hpretty fucked up America elected Jack Torrence president twice 3354
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthAri is not actually here tbh @raantuva.blacksky.app · 15hI 100% blame ChatGPT for this. I'm in college with people fresh out of high school and they sound like this in class. They stand way too close in dangerous spaces. Never look things up. They don't THINK. it's awful. On that note please enjoy the comedic stylings of this wonderful comedian from IG. 37024
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthSiobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 28982107
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 3hDavid Ellison upon realising that combining paramount and hbo streaming platforms will cannibalise revenue streams: 4746
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthbingheluvr69.bsky.social @bingheluvr69.bsky.social · 06/10/2026would you rather: fight abyssal monsters constantly dying in a hell for 3 years (and get stuck with an evil mindbreak sword destroying you), or live in the heavens for 200 years without your shixiong/shizun Luo Binghe: the first one Quan Yizhen: yeah the first one 04913
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 21h#VanityFair 81459447
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 2hFuck this piece of shit. 423736
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthWitchy Annie 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When the TV show comes out, if I see anyone talk about watching it, I'm just gonna block and move on without a second thought. I don't care if we're mutuals. 41143114
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthWitchy Annie 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Let's be real here. The TV show is gonna do well, and so will Hogwarts Legacy 2, and probably nothing we say or do will change that. A lot of people just don't care about trans people. That doesn't mean you can support her and still be pro trans rights. We're not gonna give you a free pass. 61132100
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthWitchy Annie 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's really easy to just say you support trans folk, we're just asking you to put your money where your mouth is and not give it to one of the worst transphobes alive to show you mean it. If you can't even do that it's clear you just genuinely don't care about trans folk. 81372177
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthWitchy Annie 🏳️⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit. 7976142896
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthCheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 16851230
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 7hHer sentence needs to be commuted ffs. They tried to place her IV for an HOUR, with her HELPING THEM, and still fucked it up and left her in agony 826560
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthBut Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 9hMeeting People's Needs is the Tough-on-Crime policy that actually works. 119276
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 8hthe tech industry is about to invent books 429148462861
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthmgayultra 🎃 @mgayultra.bsky.social · 9h 03710
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthScariest thing? Dealing with insurance! @robbykarol.bsky.social · 7h“When told that Ellison was a little behind on the acquisition, Vice President Wakko responded, ‘he’s a big behind to us.’” 091
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthRobert Mackenzie @robertmackenzie.bsky.social · 7h'As the new regime's symbols are raised above their capital, our reporters are being told that Yakko, Wakko and Dot have already sought to establish a government-in-exile. Speaking from his villa in Montenegro, Yakko was said to remark. "Farewell, my country, core of my heart. Goodbye, nurse."' 413255
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthunsolicited nic pics➕🕶 @greased-axel.bsky.social · 7hhow sweaty you think that thing smells❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 #orufrey 7435132
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthGim @bestyoutuber69.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Couldn't find the time to write a better apology but has all the time in the world to lock Instagram, delete LinkedIn, delete posts linking him to uni, disable showing earnings on patreon, unsubscribe from patrons of his colleagues and hold comments for review It's clear he changed as a person! 138319
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The rise in popularity of MMA has led to the really amazing phenomenon of making every slob dude(who all secretly believe they have a combat X-gene that will kick in as needed) think they can replicate mma techniques, leading to basically every public fight looking like this now. 1213115
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthMicah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026past a certain point of wealth you stop thinking anyone else has a right to correct you about anything, and that all of your arguments can be won on the basis of "I have more money than you do" this doesn't exactly lead to "benevolent" in practice 1885978
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthMicah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position 412674557
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 23hWill a government minister be making a statement and visiting? Of course not - not MANLY jobs in STEEL or CHEMICALS or CARS 415446
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If we had a federal government that wasn't firmly up the ass of Big AI, they'd make it a crime for an AI to put people in mortal danger by sending them into wilderness areas with fictional instructions. If a human kept doing this, they'd probably go to jail, even under existing laws. 4532195
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthcathy🐹 @diastrons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Handle with care. Keep Cool - DO NOT FREEZE #residentevil 61787538
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthMatthew Hodson @matthewhodson.bsky.social · 05/10/202640% of surveyed HIV organisations had run out of stocks of vital products, such as PrEP or HIV tests, as a result of cuts to international aid funding, led by Trump. More people will acquire HIV. More people will die of AIDS. “This is not a distant risk – it is already happening.”theguardian.comShortages of crucial HIV medicines due to aid cuts are a ‘warning’, say expertsMore than half of organisations providing HIV care surveyed by International Planned Parenthood Federation said they had run out of stock at some point during past 12 months 05032
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 23h"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds. 4448611274
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthcorrin @lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 03/10/2026absolutely fuck you if you think a single semester suspension and him feeling a little sad that he was caught being a rapist is restorative justice. what you really mean is "i want someone to tell me it's okay to like things that were made by a rapist" 0233
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthGrowing all the things... @tarynj19.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Folks play too much...and everybody ain't laughin'! 714115
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthAyo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One of those video bloggers dumped water on a woman who was wearing just a…just a going-out dress 👗 (literally that) and she proceeded to beat him up and throw him fully onto the floor 29105858
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth젱님 @jengnim.bsky.social · 21h아기 헷갈리게 하기 01713
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthThe Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Who would have ever thought 20 years ago that Harry Potter Adults would become more insufferable than either Disney Adults or Nintendo Adults by a huge margin? 1516526
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthjgsza.bsky.social @jgsza.bsky.social · 05/10/2026anyone that can feel disgust at the cornell rapists and then defend JG do not actually believe in good or bad actions. They think that there are good and bad teams. And if you are on the good team, you must be good. No matter what you have done. 01114
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthB @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026 62134035863
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play. 152298472
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthjulie celeris 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026nothing is better than dming your friends and moots about new and exciting ways to put your blorbos in the taffy stretcher honestly 0261137
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthEmily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh my god Please Fucking vaccinate 319563
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthAI Moratorium for NYC Schools @aimoratoriumnyc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Fun fact: New York City is rolling out pilots to product test AI on high school students, and NO STUDENT WE TALK TO knows anything about it - it's almost like the model also depends on students not finding out. If this is so great, why the cloak of secrecy?? 120273
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthMasuke🐶+rocogirl👩 @rocogirl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I'm Masuke, and I'm 17 years old. This morning, I went for a walk after eating breakfast. My stride looks great (at least it does). I've increased my meals from three to six times a day, and today is Day 1 of seeing if I can handle eating that much. 715214
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 06/10/2026I honestly believe "A.i." told them this was good so they shrugged and went with it. 69812
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 06/10/2026We’ve had so many “Any Other Presidency Would Be Ended By This” statements that it feels banal to point out, but suggesting the deaths of millions of people by a foreign power would be a fine cost because they’re politically inconvenient should end a presidency in any functioning democracy. 421549
Reposted by Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouthMúmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026 2957481855