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Ace | she/her | 34 I like a lot of different stuff, but you'll probably see a lot of Trigun and danmei stuff because those are my current special interests. AO3 (I promise I'm working on WIPs): archiveofourown.org/users/BunnyBot

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Pipes @thefriedpipes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do it for the yaoi 🫡
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 4h
begging with all my heart for more Democrats running in this election cycle to pick up what Jon Ossoff is putting down CALL 👏 THEM 👏 NAZIS 👏 TO 👏 THEIR 👏 FACE
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Ninjin🥕 @hambunninjin.bsky.social · 6h
Reuploading because I forgot an important detail 😚 #wolfwood #trigun
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 4h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 1h
Suddenly he's taking off his top and breaking rocks against his chest???
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💀 unfound footage 👻 @burg.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The Kudo Method
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Faúr 🟠◡🟠✌︎ @elvenfaur.bsky.social · 4h
98 Knives with drinks
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 16h
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 3h
WTF. Even I am just seeing this now.
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 3h
When I started writing about Supreme Court expansion, you couldn’t get the question *asked* in a poll. The first time I saw it actually polled, it was 8%. Now, we here.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 14h
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 2h
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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Until All of Us Are Free @solidarity5ever.bsky.social · 7h
Tweet from @hermit_hwarang: 
American *sees something American happening Americanly in America*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!?!
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 2h
hey that's evil
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 9h
I'm actively enraged that everyone allows them to just go around saying this shit like they shouldn't go directly to jail for unthinkable crimes if any of it is true and also go directly to jail for unthinkable fraud if it's not.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 9h
I don't believe they are conscious but I also don't believe you should get to do interviews where you say "idk man our business model might be built on enslaving sentient creatures" and still get to be a business.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 1h
why
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 2h
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🕵🏻🦊 🔞 Commissions open! @sinnamonroll18.bsky.social · 3h
I think it was a trap too. #orufrey #wha
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JoCat is on his way home @jocat.net · 07/09/2026
Shout-out to Travis Knight, who's father is the CEO of Nike (yes THAT Nike, the shoe brand) using his immense inherited wealth to fund stop motion animation at a financial loss purely for the love of the art. Laika Studios my beloved <3
A compilation image of Laika movies: Coraline, Paranorman, The Boxtrolls, Kubo and the Two Strings, Missing Link, and Wildwood
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Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 3h
Satire that is fundamentally identical to sincere sentiment will be seen as sincere
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15h
Sadness behind my eyes? Hardly. My eyes are too busy darting around trying to find the most recent fatal booby trap my wife has setup for me. What you mistake as sadness is simply preparedness
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Siren @thisissiren.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I actually do not care and will never buy another Saber game again. I was really looking forward to the new Hellraiser game, but this chucklefuck deserves to rot with the rest of the CEOs pushing AI over human beings.
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EarthMachine @terramachina.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was trying to remember why I wasn't super interested in the new Hellraiser game and did some sleuthing and yeah... remembered/found this whole thing. Supposedly hellraiser won't have ai art etc but man I am tired of asshole ceos lol
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Update: Saber CEO apologizes to fired writer for insulting comments to press
"Apologies are simply in too short a supply these days to spurn one when it's offered."
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 15h
it's like a caravaggio
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Kirya @kyrillkableh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ik its not shown, but as a headcanon, do you think that for a split second, he might've thought he was on the table again..
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HC•° @hollycircling.bsky.social · 15h
guy who has never heard of the harlow monkey experiments: honey, please. I can just make a wire father.
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Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 12h
People with poor vision who actually want to see their partners, especially their expressions. Like for me, my face is blurry in the mirror when I'm standing at the sink in my bathroom
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 15h
"'Whew! Dang, baby. That was real good — and a good video, too,' the man tells the woman. The woman, who’s filmed point-of-view-style as she pretends to zip up her pants, feigns confusion. 'Video?' she asks."
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 15h
No matter how bad you're imagining this is, I guarantee it's worse -- explicitly being sold to record sex without consent
One couple, a man and a woman whose TikTok account is dedicated to shopping content designed to garner affiliate commissions on TikTok Shop purchases, have made several videos promoting less-expensive smart glasses. In some of these videos, they market what they claim are light-free glasses by pretending that the woman is unaware that her partner was recording her during sex due to the lack of an indicator light.

“Whew! Dang, baby. That was real good — and a good video, too,” the man tells the woman in one such video. The woman, who’s filmed point-of-view-style as she pretends to zip up her pants, feigns confusion. “Video?” she asks.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19h
i resent how there's a stable of a couple dozen dudes whose whole thing is 'has a racist blog' & they regularly get mainstream newspaper and magazine profiles. i have trouble keeping track of them all, i'm like 'what did he do again' & check his wikipedia & it's ah, has a racist blog, that's all
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The US will never, ever get to put its military outposts back where it is pulling out, which is a win/win for everyone except a handful of the worst fucking people who have ever lived.
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dirge (in hell) @inuyaoisha.bsky.social · 15h
trying out a new colored pencil brush on this one. it's hard to use but kind of a blast
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h
Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
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KP 🔞 @kpend80.bsky.social · 15h
Gojo 🍑 #jjk
Trans Gojo from behind, on his knees and seated on his calves with his feet tucked behind him. Hes naked and twisting around to hold his asshole open with his left hand and peeking over his shoulder. His pussy is dripping onto his feet. He smiles and says “fuck me here?”
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 07/10/2026
hey 🫵👁️ your art is awesome. keep making it.
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Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Right? Like sure he murdered their former political leader, but that's just water under the bridge because look how reformed he is!
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Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All I can think is the house from Monster House
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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you're upset about David Ellison's Skydance monopoly, you should be furious at Bill Clinton and Joe Biden. The Telecommunications Act of 1996 is what made this possible. Clinton signed it and Biden voted for it in the Senate.
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How Deregulation Created a Corporate Media Nightmare
In this excerpt from ‘The New Power Elite,’ sociologist Heather Gautney explains how the consolidation of media into a few powerful corporations is a key part of the neoliberal project to co-opt this ...
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
7. Feast #mxtxtober26
Shang qinghua eating noodles, surrounded by food. Mobei Jun is leaning over his shoulder from behind him, caressing his face and saying something. SQH is blushing and his eyes are wide open, a chill running over his body.
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Sunnie @sunnienights.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luo Binghe..........................................................................
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nim | five grabbable rats @snimister.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
svsss has ruined my baseline for what might be too freaky for posting on main, like what do u mean not every fandom appreciates cannibal snake porn or castration porn??? then whats the fucking POINT
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
Trump: *says horrible thing* the media: he didn’t actually mean it Trump: no I definitely one hundred percent meant it
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Winters @lucyelise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GREAT NEWS!!! huge thank you to everyone who donated and spread the word, and especially to @bostontekken.bsky.social for organizing quickly and getting this done way faster than anyone initially thought possible 💜
first tweet:
AN AMAZING UPDATE: WE JUST GOT WORD THAT'S BONE'S PARTNER IS GOING TO BE PICKING HIM UP! HE HAS BEEN RELEASED!!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!

next tweet:
We could not have done this without all of your support. You have no idea how happy we are to have our beloved @Bone_Figure back. We love you so much, Bone. Thank you all, so fucking much. From the bottom of our hearts.
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Hey man, I can't analyze everything that comes out of my mouth @acesurd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're in your eyes!
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Nicholas Nicholascage: Not The Bees!
Alt: Nicholas Cage from the Wicker Man: Not The Bees!
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
r/olivegarden
Olive
Garden
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Can you get cut off from never ending pasta?
Like is there a point that servers will tell you that you can't have another?
Never Ending Pasta Bowl
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Muse | ✨ YQY hole enthusiast ✨ 40524 2/10 @10thmusemoon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you guys know there’s an app/site where you can read official baihe manhua, novels, and listen to audio dramas? It’s important to me that you guys know this. baiheverse.com/en
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will simply say I am seeing exactly this situation play out right now in a different field. Work that would have taken about 3 weeks start to finish via traditional methods is now into week 6 and still in what amounts to first draft territory
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