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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 16h
#xivwomenweek Day 2 - A Realm Reborn + Refusal "Please, you must go on! You are the Warrior of Light! You are hope — for the Scions, and for all the realm! As long as your flame continues to burn, the light of the dawn may ever be relit!" #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #minfilia
Minfilia looking back at Apollo as they flee through the tunnels of Sil'dih beneath Ul'dah after the Bloody Banquet. She's about to turn back, to be swept up in Y'shtola's Flow spell, but is smiling reassuringly at Apollo as the Miqo'te reaches out to try and stop her.
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#xivwomenweek Day 1 - 1.x + Moon Starting XIVWomenWeek off strong with everyone's favorite he/him femme, Nael van Darnus (guest-starring everyone's favorite he/him agender abomination against nature and the gods themselves, Bahamut Prime.) #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #naelvandarnus
Nael van Darnus, with lines across his face as he happily cheers in almost religious fervor. Behind him, a freed Bahamut Prime charges a massive fireball, while a Garlean ship flies across the red-tinted skies of Carteneau.
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Voryn Dagoth Ur @dagothurthegod.bsky.social · 5h
Today is International “Give a Trans Girl Kagrenac’s Tools Day!” Be sure to celebrate by giving your local trans girl Kagrenac’s Tools!
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 4h
= Lens Correction = Apollo's always insisted he's had perfect vision. Ignore that literally all of his headmates wear some kind of glasses, that's surely just a *them* problem. #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #wolfilia | #minpollo
Apollo, wearing glasses, looking at Minfilia with an annoyed expression.

> Apollo: I keep trying to tell you, I don't need glasses. These just make me look ridiculous, Minfi.
> Minfilia: Well, I think they make you look quite dashing. Just try and read the book on the counter there, I'm sure you'll... *see* how much of a help they are.Apollo turns to read the book on the counter.Apollo slumps over with a continued sour expression while Minfilia laughs heartily at him.

> Apollo: Godsdamnit, that actually helped a lot.
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 5h
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS i mean white mage is the healer i'm best at BUT STILL???
Dear Apollo Celeris
After careful screening, we are pleased to inform you of your job offer as it follows.

Current Job: Dragoon (3-5 years in role)

Hired: White Mage

Role: Healer Role
Verdict: Job change to a new role
Match: 50%

From the recruiter: "Your name gets called in a pinch more than anyone else's in this company."Verdict: Job change to a new role

3–5 years in role is no reason to stay. We recommend a job change from the Melee DPS role to the Healer role. Dragoon ranked #19 of 21 jobs in match (8%).

Reason for leaving (assumed): Jumped, and could never find a place to land

Deciding answers

    Aptitude test 5“Roughly matching the buffs is fine. I want to run at my own pace”
    Aptitude test 7“Throw one on the person in danger and save them”
    Aptitude test 9“Don’t over-plan; read the situation and use it on the fly”

Job posting: White Mage

Role
    Healer role
Issued weapon
    Cane or staff
Duties
    Supporting the party with healing magic and putting things back together when they fall apart
Ideal candidate

        Someone who enjoys making calls on the spot
        Someone who can give it everything when it counts
        Someone who can push through with speed and volume

Perks
    Your name gets called in a pinch more than anyone else’s in the company.
Headcount
    Among adventurers on the Japanese Data Center, 6.9% had White Mage shown on Lodestone. A lively workplace full of seniors.
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The problem with Civ IV's main theme being Baba Yetu is that every Civ after it has felt like it's missing something
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Len @len.bsky.social · 17h
This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.
Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse
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Kabniel 🏳️‍⚧️🪽 @kabniel.bsky.social · 9h
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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romina ‪✝︎ @rotting.bsky.to · 28/09/2026
how im entering raccoon city
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13h
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 11h
Due to a typo, your new mantra is "Content is sexy," so you're now aroused by Mr Beast.
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 12h
tweet by @perthsiremags (@magnets.eurosky.social on here): “climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it”
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if you were dating a tvtroper and you showed them pics of you pre-transition and they said "lmao... Early Installment Weirdness"
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 13h
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 17h
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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELETON @mluckas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Harlsune Miku ♦️🖤🩵 🌱 #art #miku #harleyquinn
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Tales of Arcturus 👓 @ottolinearcturus.bsky.social · 16h
If I could hold you one more time... 🌄 #RoxanneMercier | #Minfilia | #Wolfilia
Minfilia, nude, resting upon Roxanne's lap as the latter holds her in place, the warm sunlight making her divinely radiant. The Voice of Hydaelyn runs her fingers across Roxanne's armor and caresses her cheek, just as she did a lifetime ago.

In a far simpler time, when the unknown offered nothing but excitement as she traversed a realm reborn, Roxanne saw Minfilia as something akin to a sun. Comforting, warm, and a reason to get up in the morning. And like the sun, it would always be there to greet her... or it should have been.
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 15h
having to decide who i'm gonna focus on for each day of xivwomenweek and like. most expacs have like three or four female characters i have strong feelings about? heavenswards got the fewest at a mere two (three if you count leveva but i read rufin as transmasc) AND THEN DAWNTRAIL HAS LIKE TEN???
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Goddess Draevra 💙🐉🏳️‍⚧️ @drgn.beauty · 08/04/2026
tumblr is great sometimes
Screenshot of a tumblr post:

aflo: "if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables"

broken-horn-of-equius: A picture of Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z pensively standing in the rain with his eyes closed.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always been stupid and fake, but even more so now, that a "caravan" of migrants would be coming here, of all times, given how we are torturing and renditioning and sending them to concentration camps.
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
= I Am Hero = (2/2) CONNECTION TERMINATED <ID#0401> #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #azem | #marathon
5. Apollo, scythe drawn, ready to face off against Hydaelyn near the Mothercrystal, as the latter readies her sword.

> And I recall her smiling at me before she devoured the lawn and trees with a translucent blue flame and tore flagstones from the path and hurled them into the sky, screaming my sins.6. Ardbert, fading into a ghostly form as he looks out over the ruins of Nabaath Araeng, all the while his shadow fiercely shimmers with an intense, sinister aura.

> I powder a granite monument in a soundless flash, showering the grass with molten drops of its gold inlay, sending smoking chips of stone skipping into the fog.
7. A young Apollo, looking up into the sky during the Battle of Carteneau to see Dalamud slowing descending upon Eorzea.

> She splinters an ancient oak with a force that takes my breath and hurls me to the ground.
8. Apollo, standing on a magicked circle conjured with Azem's signature incantation atop the back of Shinryu, ready to summon her allies against the Endsinger at the end of the universe.

> She leaves.
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
= I Am Hero = (1/2) > ihavebee}rolandbeowulfachil!esgilgameshi > havebeencalleda[undrednamesandwillbecalleda > thousandmorebeforetheworldgoesdimandcold > iam%hero #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #azem | #marathon
1. Against a black stage background, the final Azem, Helios Panoptes, stands surrounded by her reincarnations; clockwise from top, Golbez (an Auri dark knight), Cassandra (an Elezen machinist), Sphene (a hyuran arcanist), Ardbert (a Miqo'te warrior), Loquiqui (a Lalafell conjurer), Apollo (a Miqo'te dragoon), Corrand (a hyuran summoner), and Cincinnatus (a Garlean gunbreaker). All are staring at the camera with blank expressions.

> I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. 
> I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world goes dim and cold. 
> I am hero.2. Venat and Helios, standing in an Amaurotine amphitheater as the city burns around them during the Final Days. The two are facing off against each other, weapons drawn, and their masks have been lowered as they show their faces to each other.

> She has been nameless since our birth, a constant adversary caring for nothing but my ruin, a sword drenched in my blood forever, my greatest and only love.
3. Six panels, arranged in a 2 by 3 grid.

#1 - Golbez and Durante clashing swords in Baron, as Golbez has been turned into a voidsent and Durante seeks to put him out of his misery.
> She is the dark one.

#2 - Cincinnatus on the ground, having been shot by a young Solus, who has recently been possessed by Emet-Selch.
> My enemy and lover.

#3 - Corrand, channeling magic during an immense thunderstorm near Amdapor.

#4 - Loquiqui, raising an orange crystal into the sky with magic as storms begin to batter Aloalo Island.
> Without whom my very existence would be pathetic and vulgar.

#5 - Cassandra, fuming as Amon walks past her with nary a thought.
> Our relationship is complex...

#6 - Sphene, joyously clasping her hands together on True Vue.
> ...and perhaps eternal.4. Venat placing a hand on Apollo's shoulder and smiling at her, trying to comfort the distraught Warrior of Light during her stay in Elpis.

> We met once in the garden at the beginning of the world and, unaware of our twin destinies, we matched stares across a dry fountain.
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 16h
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PapayaMambo @ EW @papayamambo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#xivwomenweek day 1 - 1.x | moon | stars I hope it's not too late, had to speedrun this a little xox #ffxiv #ffxivart #FF14
Young MInfilia holding a flower while the moon glows behind her, under a starry sky
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Sha'dow, Drow in Eorzea, Pls Use Alt Text! 7.5 Spoilers! @stormcaptweaver.bsky.social · 17h
(It was suggested that I share my ko-fi link since I very much bad need a new CPU. I'm flat broke, and still getting things set up to take writing commissions over there (not that I can fill them without a computer 😭), but if anyone wants to help a trans girl get back online...?)
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 16h
#xivwomenweek Day 2 - A Realm Reborn + Refusal "Please, you must go on! You are the Warrior of Light! You are hope — for the Scions, and for all the realm! As long as your flame continues to burn, the light of the dawn may ever be relit!" #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #minfilia
Minfilia looking back at Apollo as they flee through the tunnels of Sil'dih beneath Ul'dah after the Bloody Banquet. She's about to turn back, to be swept up in Y'shtola's Flow spell, but is smiling reassuringly at Apollo as the Miqo'te reaches out to try and stop her.
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Robin LeBlanc, from work @robinfromwork.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film is written, directed, and co-stars Hitoshi Ozawa, a legendary Yakuza actor who is a villain in Yakuza 0, who got his fellow legends involved. This was his passion project inspired by one of his best friends, a trans woman, and he worked with the community for representative casting.
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Bug Enthusiast 🐝❤️ @idolomantises.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Roleplay
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @horsetuna.bsky.social · 19h
Minfilia: it’s an open secret already so we should make the scions a public entity claiming allegiance to no state Alphinaud: and we should establish this in legally unclaimed territory. Minfilia: and build a new settlement! Alphinaud: and there’s the private army of course. Minfilia: of course.
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darmie ☀️ @swiftclaws.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hate when these guys close their eyes bc they look like that sad dry potato pic..... stop.... (wiping my eyes) my son....... he's so sick.... 😭
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shan 🐈🌊 @ GWF Prep! @lightblooms.bsky.social · 21h
a’toba mewrilah
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 18h
There is no one better than Ashley at making basic-ass news and previews GENUINELY compelling to read. I do not know how she does it. The most obvious hire in the world.
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Cassandra🐊 @frozennorth.bsky.social · 18h
doing colour commentary while my friend is getting cucked
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mooncat of the golden scales 🐟 @mooncatte.gay · 21/09/2026
hey chat is there any plugin that can change your character name + sync with others that isn't cs+
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Re: relevance in the design: I think it's important that if a player invests in a skill or ability in character creation, the first hour should give you a rewarding way to use it. It's sort of the promise we're making to the player. I think Eric Fenstermaker did a great job in Goodsprings w/ this.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Years ago, I was playing someone's game and finished a quest in an unexpected way using stealth. It was one of the first times where I felt really rewarded for doing so and it was an awesome moment only marred by the scripting not accounting for it. The designer's response was to remove that option.
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Ultima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omega's portrait cracks me up because I cannot unsee this chill little face in his visor.
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Kimi 😸 @ FFXIV Write-ing @catapocalypse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look Back emote was a good use of 800k gil just for this expression tbh
Gpose bust portrait of Thancred looking back over a shoulder with a subtle sultry expression.
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
= Sibling Misunderstanding = I'm gonna be honest, it's almost one in the morning, I do not have caption writing energy lmao #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #alphinaud | #alisaie
Alisaie listening to Alphinaud in the Baldesion Annex, as he looks up from his book and says "I don't know why she asked me out. She knows I don't even like women!"Alisaie in a black void with a horrified expression as she thinks "Alphinaud is misogynist!?"Back in reality, Alisaie scolds her fellow Leveilleur, saying "Alphinaud, that's a completely inappropriate thing to say!"Now Alphinaud is in the black void, horrified and thinking "Alisaie is homophobic!?"
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Jubo Malseeco [SEMI HIATUS] @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
who's saying what is up to interpretation tbh. it works both ways. feat @thaldorexiv.bsky.social
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time for a thread for #xivwomenweek entries!
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#xivwomenweek Day 1 - 1.x + Moon Starting XIVWomenWeek off strong with everyone's favorite he/him femme, Nael van Darnus (guest-starring everyone's favorite he/him agender abomination against nature and the gods themselves, Bahamut Prime.) #gpose | #apolloffxiv | #naelvandarnus
Nael van Darnus, with lines across his face as he happily cheers in almost religious fervor. Behind him, a freed Bahamut Prime charges a massive fireball, while a Garlean ship flies across the red-tinted skies of Carteneau.
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softnpeary.bsky.social @softnpeary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ehhhh I think at this point if you're a moderately informed person, science person especially, you should absolutely know better than to use genAI to make images, and doing so anyway makes you a jerk. we're five years into slop world; people have had plenty of time to gather their thoughts.
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axel_yelling_two.gif 🔞 @apolloceleris.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, so, firstly Ardbert's freaking out 'cause Meteor (Midlander Poster Boy) has been literally haunting him for years for "stealing his life" (very ironic here), but SECONDLY Apollo's immediate play is to convince the Scions of who he is by matter of knowing VERY personal details about them. --
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game
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