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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 3h
At least the AA team knows how to win
2026 Reading Fightin' Phils Eastern League Champions t shirt
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Y🎃ur Hardc🎃re Dad @dansbadsky.bsky.social · 10h
Brandon Marsh was an all star and finished the year with a worse OBP than 22 year old rookie teammate Justin Crawford by season's end
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 11h
The postseason refund request page is live
mlb.com
Season Ticket Holder Postseason Refunds | Philadelphia Phillies
The Official Site of Major League Baseball
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 11h
"Chop around and find out?" I bet that joke really kills at your klan bake sale, lady.
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 11h
The sac fly heard 'round the world
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 11h
Just need a bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, and a blast
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 12h
They can’t hit, everything else has been a huge effort to hide that they can’t hit. The org as a whole sucks at the concept of finding and developing hitters, and this is the end result.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22h
MLB Payroll Ranks in the Division Series: Rays (27) vs. Yankees (3) Braves (9) or Phillies (4) vs. Dodgers (1) Brewers (19) vs. Padres (8) ChiSox (26) vs. Guardians (29) But let's impose a salary cap so there can be parity!
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Phillies play at 8 tonight now, so the extra 6 hours is enough rest for Luzardo to start right?
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SCHWARBER. HARPER. BOHM. FRANZKE.
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David Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well, a setback can be a setup For a comeback if you don't let up
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't wait to hear the Frankze highlights synced with the video
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phillies 4, Braves 3 (F/10). Alec Bohm and Andrew Painter save the season. There will be a Game 3 in Atlanta. The Phillies live another day. What a batshit insane game.
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Brooke! @helpingfriendly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherman but Phillies
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit what a game!! (That I wasn't able to watch because of the 2pm start time)
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Objectively hilarious. They want to make this more painful
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a mistake, tough play, gotta correct that, we're working on it, won't happen again
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need a triple play here
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Need a touchdown here
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah. Sure. The Phillies are down to their last shot. But so were the 1976 Phillies, just shy of 50 years ago. And you know what happened to them? That's right. They were called "the hollow men of the baseball postseason" by their hometown paper and swept out of the playoffs.
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mattingly actually making the correct move here. He isn't getting 9, but you need to win this game and this is the right group of hitters and then you figure it out later.
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does JT... Still have it?
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey dumb team: don't do something dumb
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh fuck, I'm gonna believe
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amy de luto 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇷 @amycaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
luzardo is on today
jesus with a gun
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will forgive the Phillies for everything if they actually do manage to knock Atlanta out of the playoffs again.
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We're fuckin in. It's factually accurate
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friday night roundtable enjoyer @bedlamatcbp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"i'm serious guys, is there something we missed?" -franzke
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh fuck, I'm gonna believe
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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Game 162. I don’t want to add to this.
Soldier with thousand yard stare thinking of bad Phillies memories
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moving Turner UP in the lineup for the final two games of the season is objectively hilarious
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Get ready for another Fan Appreciation Day!
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4 panel Strangers with Candy meme:
Close your eyes Jerri.
 What do you see?
*Demonic laughter/ Phillies flaming skull*
Nothing unusual.
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really looks like a dementia face/stance
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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Real Ghost Energy out there
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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Mitch_Rupert @mitchrupert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s been 11,332 days since Reading last raised the Eastern League championship trophy. Estibenzon Jimenez ends that streak with a strikeout to give the Fightin Phils a 13-4 win and a 2-0 series sweep over Erie in the Eastern League championship
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Mitch_Rupert @mitchrupert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Caleb Ricketts gets a 3-2 hanger and launches a one-out grand slam to give Reading a 7-3 lead on Erie in the bottom of the sixth
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Mitch_Rupert @mitchrupert.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Great piece of hitting by Bryan Rincon, singling the other way to drive in Pedro Leon. It’s a 6-run inning for Reading and it has an 8-3 lead
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Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aidan Miller just crushed an RBI double down the 3rd base line in the Reading game
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In this Philadelphia sports bar, OpenAI still means no one is guarding Allen Iverson. But they do know this: Even if the machines take all of our jobs, we'll still need real humans to boo Santa Claus.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Trans Lifeline @translifeline.org · 17/09/2026
Our community is carrying a lot right now. 💗We’ve gathered peer-support lines, coping tools, affirming providers, mutual aid + other community-based resources so you know where you can turn for support: translifeline.org/resource-kit You deserve support before, during + after a crisis.
Trans Lifeline resource graphic on a light blue background. Heading: “Need someone to talk to?” Text reads, “These peer-support spaces may be available when you need someone to listen:” Resources listed are Warmline Portal — peer-run listening lines; Call BlackLine — support centering BIPOC; Thrive Lifeline — trans-led, text-based crisis support; and LGBT National Coming Out Hotline. A banner reads, “+ more at translifeline.org/resource-kit.” Small text notes: “Policies around emergency intervention vary. Ask about a service’s policies before sharing information if non-consensual intervention is a concern.”Trans Lifeline resource graphic on a pale peach background with a turquoise cactus illustration. Heading: “Crisis support isn’t the only kind of support.” Text says Trans Lifeline’s resources at translifeline.org/resource-kit include places to find affirming therapists, lower-cost therapy, abolition-centered care, mutual aid and community resources, community-based alternatives to police, and additional trans-affirming providers. Closing text reads, “You deserve support before, during, and after a crisis.”Trans Lifeline resource graphic on a pink background. Heading: “Need to get through right now?” Four coping tools are listed. “Ground: Notice 5 things you can see, 4 you can touch, 3 you can hear, 2 you can smell + 1 you can taste.” “Breathe: Use box breathing to slow down: inhale for 4 counts, hold for 4, exhale for 4, and hold for 4.” “Connect: Text or call someone you trust. You don’t have to know exactly what to say.” “Care for your body: Drink some water. Eat something, if you can. Do a body scan. Change your surroundings. Rest.” Bottom text directs readers to more coping tools at translifeline.org/resource-kit.Trans Lifeline resource graphic on a light blue background. Heading: “Someone you love is in crisis. Now what?” Three suggestions are listed: “Listen — Let them tell you what they need.” “Stay connected — Be with them, in person, on the phone, or over text.” “Respect their autonomy — Whenever possible, work with them instead of making decisions for them.” A banner says, “Before calling 911, learn about other options for supporting someone in crisis.” Bottom text directs readers to Trans Lifeline’s Supporting a Trans Friend in Crisis guide at translifeline.org/supporting-a-trans-friend-in-crisis.
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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore I was not FAMILIAR with your GAME
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if you love these movies, just admit you hate ICE
This is Spin̈al Tap movie posterParasite movie poster
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
17 years later and we're still laughing about this clip 🤣 @Cadillac x #RingTheBell
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith
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