Reposted by ConradLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083450710414
Reposted by ConradWill Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Crimes Against Humanity Mad Libs 511424
Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Even the most homer Phillies fans weren't predicting a ring this year. Just amazing. 010
Reposted by ConradSuss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens 563326672
Reposted by ConradMichael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mason Miller's on the paternity list. Second Padres pitcher to go on paternity leave this postseason. #NominativeDeterminism 18822
Reposted by ConradCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Page One in Philly: 33687263
Reposted by Conradjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/o...nytimes.comDennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies (Gift Article)The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84. 843492628
Reposted by ConradY🎃ur Hardc🎃re Dad @dansbadsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brandon Marsh was an all star and finished the year with a worse OBP than 22 year old rookie teammate Justin Crawford by season's end 1204
Reposted by ConradColin @colin.hoagie.fun · 02/10/2026The postseason refund request page is livemlb.comSeason Ticket Holder Postseason Refunds | Philadelphia PhilliesThe Official Site of Major League Baseball 6179
Reposted by ConradWing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Chop around and find out?" I bet that joke really kills at your klan bake sale, lady. 0364
Reposted by ConradMatt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They can’t hit, everything else has been a huge effort to hide that they can’t hit. The org as a whole sucks at the concept of finding and developing hitters, and this is the end result. 46017
Reposted by ConradKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026MLB Payroll Ranks in the Division Series: Rays (27) vs. Yankees (3) Braves (9) or Phillies (4) vs. Dodgers (1) Brewers (19) vs. Padres (8) ChiSox (26) vs. Guardians (29) But let's impose a salary cap so there can be parity! 2323352
Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Phillies play at 8 tonight now, so the extra 6 hours is enough rest for Luzardo to start right? 060
Reposted by ConradNick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SCHWARBER. HARPER. BOHM. FRANZKE. 714737
Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Yes, this is accurate analysis. Sometimes the stinkin' bums actually win, too 010
Reposted by ConradDavid Berman Bot @davidbermanbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well, a setback can be a setup For a comeback if you don't let up 0102
Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Can't wait to hear the Frankze highlights synced with the video 010
Reposted by ConradMatt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Phillies 4, Braves 3 (F/10). Alec Bohm and Andrew Painter save the season. There will be a Game 3 in Atlanta. The Phillies live another day. What a batshit insane game. 822926
Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Holy shit what a game!! (That I wasn't able to watch because of the 2pm start time) 010
Reposted by ConradMatt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Objectively hilarious. They want to make this more painful 3697
Reposted by ConradJustin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just a mistake, tough play, gotta correct that, we're working on it, won't happen again 3294
Reposted by ConradJustin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Yeah. Sure. The Phillies are down to their last shot. But so were the 1976 Phillies, just shy of 50 years ago. And you know what happened to them? That's right. They were called "the hollow men of the baseball postseason" by their hometown paper and swept out of the playoffs. 915331
Reposted by ConradMatt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mattingly actually making the correct move here. He isn't getting 9, but you need to win this game and this is the right group of hitters and then you figure it out later. 5314
Reposted by Conradone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I will forgive the Phillies for everything if they actually do manage to knock Atlanta out of the playoffs again. 1764
Reposted by Conradfriday night roundtable enjoyer @bedlamatcbp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"i'm serious guys, is there something we missed?" -franzke 091
Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026And in order to hear Frankze we're subjected to Ben Davis 020
Reposted by ConradMonica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Game 162. I don’t want to add to this. 54911
Conrad @acechutley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Moving Turner UP in the lineup for the final two games of the season is objectively hilarious 010
