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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 27m
The Phillies reward for winning is that they have to stay in Atlanta another night
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1h
Oh, okay
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1h
Don’t forget to request your postseason refund after this game. Phillies don’t get my season ticket money early if they don’t even make it to October.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1h
Black text on a rounded black background, with a small image of a person in the bottom left corner.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 1h
static.klipy.com
That's All Folks! Classic Cartoon Ending
Alt: That's All Folks! Classic Cartoon Ending
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Dan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 2h
Good ol' Rocky Top ::grunting poop noise:: Rocky Top Tennessee
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 2h
I hate that fucking siren
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 4h
FINAL FINAL REAL FINAL
Three app listings with orange alligator icons, version numbers, expiration dates, and buttons reading “Open” or “Install.”
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 4h
I’ve had a neck twitch for two days that is going to make me lose my mind
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 29/09/2026
Welp
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 29/09/2026
Two cartoon men facing each other at a baseball field, one pointing at the other.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 29/09/2026
Meatball city
Baseball play summary showing Austin Riley’s home run in the bottom 8th, with a red diamond labeled “HR.”
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Stephen Hackett @ismh86.net · 29/09/2026
This is a huge issue that Apple should address: 512pixels.net/2026/09/appl...
512pixels.net
Apple Maps Gave Us the Wrong Pyramid
Yes, I am serious about this.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 29/09/2026
ESPN doesn’t have the birds in 4K but Sky Sports does?
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Retro Commercial Screens @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The press coverage of the Academy of Natural Sciences has gone from "Oh how sad" to sounding like a hostage negotiation. Which maybe sounds bad, but elected leaders, the press, the people online, all saying "You don't have to do this, man" is better than mourning. share.inquirer.com/YTQg0s
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Philadelphia shouldn’t give up on the Academy of Natural Sciences’ historic museum | Editorial
The Academy's 150-year-old building faces roughly $150 million in deferred maintenance costs. While that may seem daunting, it is not insurmountable.
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Jim Scott @jimscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy Monday, Philadelphians. Maybe we’ll run into each other at Rittensleen Square or the Philadelphia Airport Tranal Airport
An AI slop generated map of Philadelphia with so many mistakes it’s hard to capture them allAnother terrible AI slop map of Philadelphia from the Facebook Platform
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 28/09/2026
I’m hoping to launch @bayouapp.space at the end of next month. I think it’s a really, really good Bluesky client, and I especially think Mac users will really enjoy it. bayouapp.space
Two overlapping social media windows showing posts, including a GIF with a pink fish and text “it’s the Cambrian.”
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 28/09/2026
I’m always fascinated when people use hashtags on Mastodon. The platform that eschews universal search, and can barely pull up the all the replies to a single post.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 28/09/2026
“Choosin Texas” is a fun, catchy song and it’s weird to be like “wow never heard of it” when we all subscribe to streaming music services and can listen to any song instantly.
A painting of a man in a blue checkered shirt standing in a crowd of people, holding a book.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
drug wars: a game based on the new york drug market, title screen, dos (1984) www.mobygames.com/game/9520/dr...
black screen, green caps text, very simple title screen:
drug wars
a game base on
the new york drug market

by john e. dell
copyright (1984)

(light blue text)
do you want instructions?
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 28/09/2026
I had a great Sunday dev day. Got Bayou into what I am calling code lock to ship next month, and got Wheelie 3.0 into TestFlight with a nice UI update.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 27/09/2026
Cleveland!
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 27/09/2026
🏴‍☠️
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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A nice image for everyone to fall asleep to tonight 🫶🏻
Citizens bank park getting nuked by a giant spaceship
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 27/09/2026
That’s enough sitting in the rain to watch this bullshit, see you in 2027
Two people wearing hooded jackets and glasses posing for a photo in a stadium.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 27/09/2026
They busted out the Rocky montage video after the top of the first
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 27/09/2026
Vibes at the Bank are downright rancid
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 26/09/2026
And so this is how it ends, not with a wild card but with a rain delay
A stadium scoreboard reading “THE START OF TONIGHT’S GAME WILL BE DELAYED DUE TO RAIN” above empty seats at Citizens Bank Park.A red sign with the word Phillies in a red font. The sign is shaped like a bell with a city skyline behind it.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 26/09/2026
There’s two Philadelphia Insurance Club seats for $62/ea on Seat Geek rn
SeatGeek listing for Tampa Bay Rays at Philadelphia Phillies showing a baseball field view and two interior club photos, priced $62 for Philadelphia Insurance Club B, Row 10.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anybody who would decide to close this museum does not have Philadelphia’s best interests at heart.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re not going down without a fight
A bunch of people protesting in front of the Academy of natural sciences
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 26/09/2026
Is there anywhere in Philly that I can donate old eyeglasses/prescription sunglasses to?
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 26/09/2026
Well, I guess I’m going to Citizens Bank Park to watch this team play a bullpen game in a nor’easter?
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sam henri gold @samhenri.gold · 26/09/2026
I built Light Touch, a full-featured iPod touch 2G emulator for Mac. Networking + Wayback Machine proxy, GLES/3D games support, a built-in app store via legacystore.app, rotation, screen capture, the works. Have fun github.com/samhenrigold...
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Magbags @magoplasma.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The best cover ever possibly the best live recording of any song ever. Have a nice night everybody youtu.be/ZjbAppJtx7E?...
youtu.be
Don't Do It │ The Band │ Live At The Academy Of Music, NYC, 1971
YouTube video by The Band
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 26/09/2026
Everything but the Phillies game is getting canceled for tomorrow, and honestly, that’s the thing that should be canceled
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 26/09/2026
I guess there’s a reason Mattingly doesn’t have a ring
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 26/09/2026
It’s rare you get to see a historic collapse unfold in real time
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 25/09/2026
All season long, the radio feed on MLB.tv is out of sync for the first inning
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 25/09/2026
The amount of UI polish that goes into getting an app ready for launch is absolutely ridiculous. The actual functionality of Bayou was completed weeks ago, and since then it’s just been sanding rough edges over and over and over.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 25/09/2026
Apparently you can use Apple Foundation entirely on-device to generate alt text for images.
A chain-link fence in the foreground with a cityscape behind it under a partly cloudy sky.A person wearing a green mascot costume standing on a platform in front of a crowd of people.A gray battleship with a water tower and two large cannons in the background.A person's hand on a bicycle handlebar, with a view of a paved path, a red vehicle, and a blue fence under a cloudy sky.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 25/09/2026
I truly love designing a good settings screen
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 24/09/2026
I’m looking for some True Posters who would like to try Bayou, my new Bluesky client for iOS and macOS, to help me find bugs and get it ready for the App Store. I’m looking for people who will actually use the app and provide feedback. If that’s you, let me know and I will send you the Test Flight.
A social media feed showing posts with text and images about sports and a school board meeting.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 24/09/2026
The patty melt from Small’s is so gd good
A grilled sandwich with melted cheese on a polka-dot plate.
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Colin @colin.hoagie.fun · 24/09/2026
Aetna has been trying to call me for 3 days, and apparently it’s because they want to tell me that it’s important to take medication as directed? What in the ever loving fuck is this? Shut up and just pay my claims!
A text message from Maria to Colin about a missed call, with three orange options: “Give us a call,” “Msg terms,” and “No, thanks.”
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