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I like Hill, DLC and Sosa, but they’re good playoff *bench* guys. It’s such an indictment of Dave Dombrowski that all three started our first playoff game.

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t know if we’re going to win this game or series, but watching Luzardo come back from an injury to shove against the Braves for five innings has been a real pleasure.

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They deserve to be bullied tonight. Anyone spreading positivity is getting kicked out of the Bird Gang

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

At this point Nick needs to whip out a spray bottle out. You commit a penalty, you get sprayed in the face

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I guess it’s nice to see a screen pass fail for someone else for a change

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Given how much money these men all make, is it too much to ask them to prep a ready-to-go play for 1.5 yards

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I need him to go full Hulk mode when he re-emerges from that tunnel

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You cannot convince me that Tanner McKee would’ve been similarly incapable of dunking it in the end zone on short yardage

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Stafford and the Rams are officially on Fraud Alert as far as I’m concerned

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Sweetbabette @sweetbabette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Phillies organization should go to a late night cheesesteak place and interview the first 5 people in line wearing Phillies gear and put the most specifically hurtful one in the locker room pre-game tomorrow

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Elizabeth @thejawnoftime.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A nice image for everyone to fall asleep to tonight 🫶🏻

Citizens bank park getting nuked by a giant spaceship

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Mary Jones @tlachtga.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I… I don’t know what I did to have this one pop up.

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The face of someone who doesn’t know the Phillies exist

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The only thing I can say about Cleveland! is that it’s long past time for Taylor Swift to go to therapy

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Johnny Ganz getting gutted like a fish

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Remember when The Athletic ranked Jordan Love above Jalen Hurts

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Exactly this. The Noire person in that article was exhibiting deeply, deeply antisocial behaviors—and yet everyone who has done any kind of progressive/leftist volunteering has encountered a Noire at some point. And we still don’t know how to handle them.

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

We pulled the kid who was pitching well to ask Alvarado to get the last out of the 8th? Ooooooh we are lucky that worked out…

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Indianapolis got that call and said errrrrmmmmmm let’s turtle up

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

After that insane call reversal, one of the worst 1st/2nd down call combos I’ve ever seen. And then to chicken out and kick the field goal on 4th? Enjoy Patrick Mahomes beating your dumb asses

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You could tell me Mike Tomlin was anywhere between 44 and 72 years old and I’d believe you

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This has been a bad day for my emotional attachment to Jalen Hurts’s success.

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He saw the people pointing out that Ed Sheeran was getting 10x the smoke of Robert Kraft and went, you know what, that’s a great point, I have an idea. The man is playing 4D chess.

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Macklemore I was not FAMILIAR with your GAME

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Joe (in Erie) @frogs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This guy's an interesting player that will never play a full season, medically be forced to retire by age 30 and then the year after will be on the news for bringing a semi automatic rifle to a Texas Roadhouse.

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Julianne Helinek @lookitsjulianne.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

But I was told over and over again that Dak is a top 10 quarterback and Jalen Hurts is not ????

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