iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by capybaroness

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world

43141183 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 26/08/2026

The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible

184512287 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I do think it’s whorephobia that of all the Dolly tributes I’ve seen on TV tonight, not single one of them has mentioned how she starred in a movie called “The Best Little WHOREHOUSE in Texas” where she lovingly and respectfully portrayed a whorehouse madame.

static.klipy.com

Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!

Alt: gif of “Dolly Parton Says Howdy, Boys!” As she walks down stairs in a tight silver gown, smiling and shaking her hips

531874338 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Melissa Jo Peltier @melissjpeltier.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Every native New Yorker has a Robert DeNiro face.

04097 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

“The kids want liminal spaces!”

Michael Lerner as a studio boss in Barton Fink.

252016300 0

Reposted by capybaroness

donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

9182191341 0

Reposted by capybaroness

onion person @junlper.beer · 05/04/2026

i am hearing that on his deathbed donald trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. even now he…oh he’s still alive? he decided to just praised allah?

253249257 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Autumn @autumnweather.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I am hearing that on his political deathbed Donald Trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet

031 0

Reposted by capybaroness

cozy @bimbotheory.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

36188771869 0

Reposted by capybaroness

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 16/03/2026

is it hard | patreon.com/lubchansky

TRUE STORY COMICS

PANEL 1: MATTIE is outside a bar. Next to her, an OLDER GUY in a neck brace is smoking a cigarette.
GUY: Waiting for someone?
MATTIE: Yeah, our friends.
GUY: I used to live here.

PANEL 2; The GUY doing such a weird little walk.
GUY: Now I live in Florida. I met Faye Dunaway there. She was walking on the side of the road exactly like this.
GUY: Everyone says she's mean, but she's very nice. She brought cookies to the gay gym, to meet all of us.

PANEL 3: The GUY taking a drag.
GUY: Is it hard?
MATTIE: hmm?
GUY: Being a tall girl.

PANEL 4: MATTIE, taken aback.
MATTIE: …

PANEL 5: MATTIE closes her eyes.
MATTIE: …yes.

313212362 0

Reposted by capybaroness

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

594180467092 0

Reposted by capybaroness

donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks

551350177 0

Reposted by capybaroness

ｌｙｒａ (from hell) @lyrafromthedesert.northsky.social · 05/02/2026

gay women belong in space . it's yuri gagarin, not yaoi gagarin

37832 0

Reposted by capybaroness

may @maysuser.name · 21/11/2025

it always comes back to my bureaucracy kink

7537 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

JUDGEMENT AT NUREMBERG - is it fair to imprison judges who aid a fascist regime? Yes, yes it is, 💯 killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e255-jud...

Burt Lancaster making the one face he makes through the whole movie

39115 0

Reposted by capybaroness

BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 05/11/2025

2026 Primary Woke Wave

52182173618 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

In hindsight, all the problems started when we moved away from hand-written library catalog cards.

681406126 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Trip Trap Tramp Trash @trippnorion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

I have a lot of dreams about riding trains, and then I wake up and I'm in the 9-5 grind of society.

031 0

Reposted by capybaroness

mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/09/2025

critical support to the teens of dc, who i keep seeing filming tiktok dances in front of guardsmen until they abandon whatever post they are at

115319851 0

Reposted by capybaroness

marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 27/11/2023

esteemed colleagues. its time to goon

walmart dog sitting in my bed wearing my killstar suspiria goonsuit and eating my goons with goon sauce. lil bit of nipple visible through my top

1732522 0

Reposted by capybaroness

juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 31/08/2025

some woman, some cry

1191 0

Reposted by capybaroness

sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

"I'm not perverted, I'm just Italian" < "I'm not corrupt, I'm just Chinese"

“I can see how this looks strange,” Brill said. “But I assure you that Winnie’s intent was purely innocent. In the Chinese culture, money is often given to others in a gesture of friendship and gratitude. Winnie is apologetic and embarrassed by any negative impression or confusion this may have caused.”

611794271 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/07/2025

If the tranny does not feel loved she will leave

10851147 0

Reposted by capybaroness

onion person @junlper.beer · 15/07/2025

it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us

131112521603 0

Reposted by capybaroness

No Gods No Mayors Podcast @nogodsnomayors.com · 25/06/2025

NO GODS, ONE MAYOR

1348037 0

Reposted by capybaroness

dfurdo @dfurdo.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

ketchup on a hot dog now a “deadly sin”

73826115 0

Reposted by capybaroness

björk 182 @readsettle.rs · 21/04/2025

POOP DOOD WAT NOU

738544 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 16/04/2025

Subway rats share a banana peel

613229 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I'm at the constitutional crisis / I'm at the collapsing economy / I'm at the ccccccombination constitutional crisis and collapsing economy

372824511 0

Reposted by capybaroness

yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/03/2025

no christian denomination born after 451 AD knows how to read. all they know is ignore scripture cause schism make antipope eat hot chip and lie

49010 0

Reposted by capybaroness

ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 05/03/2025

trans mouse girls deserve a lot more than 8 million dollars

429749 0

Reposted by capybaroness

marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

bouncing on it baba yaga style

515416 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Dead Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

204117764 0

Reposted by capybaroness

wire mother @echo.northsky.social · 18/02/2025

they got rid of all these guys

You should feel safe on planes not because the crew and pilot are experts but because everyone who works in aviation wants to fuck these things and every plane that crashes is a wife that dies

2963311575 0

Reposted by capybaroness

onion person @junlper.beer · 11/02/2025

making money moves

582164811239 0

Reposted by capybaroness

onion person @junlper.beer · 10/02/2025

not sure how you can see this and not immediately call for @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social to step down from any leadership positions. he is absolutely useless

1424024517 0

Reposted by capybaroness

daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

2876981967 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Sex changes are like the ark of the covenant but for empires

543445 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

i'm not built for a 9-5 life. i was built to live inside a haunted 18th century castle with my cats, where it's spooky season all year round while i sip on coffee, watch true crime docs and cast spells.

4099677 0

Reposted by capybaroness

UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I would have enjoyed being an elevator operator

8302 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 02/02/2025

Incredibly moving Justin Trudeau remarks: "We have fought and died alongside you....During your darkest hours...we were always there. Standing with you, grieving with you, the American people....Canadians are a little perplexed as to why our closest friends and neighbors are choosing to target us."

679225386180 0

Reposted by capybaroness

Princess Pretty Girl @princessprettygirl.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

I just want to be a mid level soviet bureaucrat with a lawn mower engine car and massive communist tits

4396 0