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Deadbeat Cat Dad

@dbeatcatdad.bsky.social
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Vaguely humanoid earth moving equipment. Fuzz doula.

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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 15h
I'll bring a line 6 spider to a show before I bring a modeler. Come on, be for real.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perromenopause is when hormonal changes grow that dog in you.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Overwatch is a good game mechanic.
Zero Company screenshot: Four overlapping fields of overwatch on top of a "reinforcements about to arrive here" marker.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always interesting to stay at a place and only spot the obvious bullet hole in the siding as you're leaving.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Megan McCurdled
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aaron Sorkin? More like Aaron Jorkin' It with that dialog.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Instead of pop country you should catch Toody Cole and Her Band if they play close to you. Ferocious, chanting punk and rock n roll played by a 77 year old who is truly channeling something on stage.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 28/09/2026
JCO is defending furries fyi
Joyce Carol Oates O @Joyce CarolOates
trying to think how an illegal immigrant- radical Islamic person in a bunny suit could be a threat to national security.
Coach Tommy Tuberville * ml @SenTuber... • 1d
Democrats are the party of Radical Islam, illegal aliens, and furry pilots.
Lord help us.
11:14 AM • 9/27/26 • 5.1K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
person in a bunny suit is a "threat to workers paycheck." how, exactly?
fa Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender-6h They are a threat to workers paycheck. Not your though rich lady. So you dont care.
3:54 PM • 9/27/26 • 3.3K ViewsJoyce Carol Oates O @JoyceCarolOates
Mr. Mask, you are confused. the only creatures in bunny suits threatening field workers would be actual bunnies. to charge actual bunnies with wearing "bunny suits" is redundant.
Dr. Masked Defender @MaskedDefender • 2h
LOL. You all think field workers and meat plant workers and hotel maids are OVERPAID in America and we should bring in 50 million migrants to lower their wages. Shame on you.
4:50 PM • 9/27/26 • 2.4K Views
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The hyper personalized media landscape is pretty great for someone who doesn't want bullshit like Ed Sheeran, The Smiths, or The Beatles shoved down their throat.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Men are fucking awful, man. The Cornell case is hideous. Hard to put into words.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Man, renting a couple of bowling lanes didn't seem all that revolutionary in terms of team building events but compared to the creep fests the current crop of silicon valley dudes engage in I have no complaints.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think we need to be honest about the fact that privacy and all other concerns aside, in terms of cool meta put a computer inside a sonichu medallion.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
POV: you turn on the kitchen light at 3 in the morning.
Salt, the Norwegian albino brown bear standing awkwardly on her hind legs
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Yiffing the friendly skies"
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I built a machine that sometimes breaks into peoples' houses to pull the copper out of the walls. It's very unfortunate that nothing can be done about it and nobody is accountable for this thing that I built willingly and knowingly, because sometimes it leaves the wires still intact in your walls.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*cracking open my shower beer* So where do you see yourself in five years?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
discography
A cd with a picture of a man laying down wearing only socks and making a suggestive face. The title of the album is "Carl Shunt
For real piss drinkers only"
the album has a bunch of discount stickers on it, all the way down to 50 cents.
Under it is another album by Carl Shunt, featuring him wearing a turtle neck, titled
"I have ruined my life. I shouldn't have spent my life savings recording an album about drinking pee. I don't know why I thought that was a good idea."
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Turns out it was the Groverhaus of Saud all along.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Assassin's creed? What? Having two butts is a job now?
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Big Trouble In Little China (1986) @bigtrouble1986.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lo Pan is dead and the evil spell's been lifted.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Having a shared punisher is a bonding opportunity for every band on a bill. Thank you super stoned guy for bringing us all closer together, your oddly specific left field questions made the rest of us get along even better.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Revenge fantasy league
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've said this before, but moral panics are always about inventing an easier/more satisfying/more fun problem to fight instead of a real problem. Of course these jagoffs don't want to clean up the environment when the alternative is getting paid millions to have sex parties for Zardoz.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Explaining to the cat sitter which setting on the ice maker that the cats prefer and questioning my tether to reality somewhat.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seems like the last 15 years of consumer facing tech has largely been an attempt to sell a simulacrum of the lifestyles of the super rich to middle class customers. Driver? Uber. Personal chef? Doordash. A touchy uncle who is really cagey about what he did during WWII? X, the everything app.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I gave meta's ai assistant my car keys and now it's just idling outside a neighbor's window. Should I be worried?
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Developing an unhealthy obsession with aluminum necked guitars
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honkbaal is a Dutch storm god and protagonist of the Ugaritic text The Honkbaal Cycle.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ao43 - for adult contemporary fanfic
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You've heard of the swear jar but I need a "hitting the snare while I'm on the floor moving mics jar".
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An Atlanta townie bar stopped doing rock shows after one of their regulars did a hate crime to someone playing there, that's a situation where I think external scrutiny is warranted. Patrons feeling a sense of ownership and talking shit is not really on the same level.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They call us the sauce men.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have the most forgiving wife. Good god. "Yeah so the band wasn't able to nail all the songs today so we're thinking we'll do a half day tomorrow* to knock out the rest" * Meaning: our home will be a nest of wires and mic stands for another day. Her response? "Alright, that's fine"
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Recording engineer pro tip: if the guitarist cranks their amp to jet engine level, place it next to the kit so that they face it when they're playing and trying to maintain eye contact with the drummer.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sid Meier's Pirates! on a hand me down c-64 long after they weren't particularly hot anymore.
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
strikegently.co
Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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lawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
is bsky aware of the reacher spinoff that premiered on the 16th yet orrrr
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's pretty cool that two chunks of mostly fat can pilot around a bone mech and make us feel all sorts of things. What will they come up with next.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hanania is fractally awful, I bet he even takes his coffee in an antisocial way.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hit a pretty significant milestone in a home improvement project today and feeling pretty chuffed about it!
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The severe down draw of the Atlanta movie industry hasn't led to the indie renaissance one would hope for, but a lot of formerly unionized crew workers losing healthcare and facing ever increasing precarity. Good luck LA, you're gonna need it.
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Federal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WE DON'T DIAL 811
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're not a second wave emo band, man. You're on a stadium tour for which people are paying $100 for nosebleed seats and $15 for a beer, they don't want to see you crying on the jumbotron.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As far as Canadian proto-the faculty goes, it's not quite as good as the record that I'm gonna pretend is based on it is. youtu.be/KfYfiaGX_Hc
youtu.be
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NW: The Brain (1988) Sadly not named after the classic crust punk record by Hiatus, but it'll do. The stakes aren't that big - shitty high schoolers vs somehow a less evil Dr Phil.
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's fine for someone to have a caffeinated beverage while interviewing for a job.
Norman Rockwell "freedom of speech man" image
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me reading my mentions
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Deadbeat Cat Dad @dbeatcatdad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Heard someone use "aura" in an irl sentence the other night and I immediately felt approximately 1000 years old.
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