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Kill James Bond!

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@Postoctobrist, @TheAbigailThorn and @DevonOnEarth seek to kill the James Bond in our heads www.killjamesbond.com

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Catbus @catbus.phd · 8h
'Point Blank' (1967) dir: John Boorman 📽️
Panavision shot of Lee Marvin walking down a brightly lit & completely deserted concourse
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The modern toaster
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
FITZCARRALDO - one of the craziest white boys of all time drags a ship up a hill in the jungle and that’s also what the movie is about killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e475-fit...
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S4E47.5 Fitzcarraldo | Kill James Bond!
This is a preview of a bonus episode! Check it out, along with our 5-year backlog of bonus episodes, on our reasonably-priced patreon! Our first Herzog movie, Fitzcarraldo is the story of Werner Herzo...
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wrote something about the prospect of getting surgery on my Patreon (I bet you didn't remember I had one of those). It comes out for free in a week's time, or now if you slip me five dollars
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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The Vaginoplasty Monologues: #1 | November Kelly
It's not an easy thing to write about your vagina, especially when it isn't real. I don't mean that in the sense of the transphobic, 'you wi
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For FUCKS sake I'm in hair and makeup RIGHT NOW and THIS is how I find out!?
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RESERVOIR DOGS Dudes fail to rock in this movie quentin and tarantined by Written Directino killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e47-rese...
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S4E47: Reservoir Dogs | Kill James Bond!
You might imagine we'd get to this sooner than episode 47 of Heist Szn, but without further ado, it's Quentin Tarantino's feature-length debut, One of the finest heist films to never show the heist, a...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thrilled to announce we have been chosen to open for Ed Sheeran on his new Loop tour
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TRUE ROMANCE Comedian and magician Carisa Hendrix joins us to discuss Tarantino’s first script, a heist movie in which Gary Oldman does a BAFFLINGLY offensive accent killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e465-tru...
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S4E46.5: True Romance | Kill James Bond!
This is a preview of a bonus episode! You can find the rest, along with our extensive backlog, on our reasonably-priced patreon! This week we're joined by comedian, entertainer, and magician Carisa He...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ENTRAPMENT Camp Miasma who? Fifty Shades who?! A sexy art thief might pull the heist of the millennium if only she can lock in and stop trying to fuck old man Connery for five minutes 🫦 killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e46-entr...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pure spits
Catherine zeta jones in entrapment Nicole Maines
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Next mainline episode we all get a bit soppy and romantic with it 🥹❤️
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
this week, Space has very much been corrupted by capitalism. Our apologies
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
S4E45.5: Alien Continuing our exploration of Truckers, we turn our eyes to space. A crew of space truckers (canonical job title) are awoken from hypersleep when the ship detects a mysterious signal coming from Planet Scary. And bad news: The company says if you don't check it out, you get no bonus.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If you have c4t brainworms go and see Camp Miasma immediately
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
S4E45: The Taking of Pelham 123 (2009) After finally successfully reviewing the good 70s Pelham movie, we're back at full strength and reviewing the terrible, really good, extremely stupid and bad 2009 version with John Travolta and Denzel Washington. It's awesome and it sucks so much. tap in
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I’m an owl, silence you narwhal
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seriously though have you listened to a Big PodcastTM lately? They’re fucking unlistenable with the amount of ads and sponsors they have. Kill James Bond has never run a single ad in the 4.5 years we’ve been doing it. We’ve never even been ASKED to run an ad! Nobody is foolish enough to try!
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
is anyone?
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Skelegan @skelegan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
November describing c4t as feeling like this shot knocked me out
Still from Au Hasard Balthazar where a young woman is kissing a donkey wearing a flower crown on the snout
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
S4E44.5: Au Hasard Balthazar November Kelly returns to us to pose a tantilising question: is a Donkey a Truck? Does Bresson's film about a Donkey passing from owner to cruel owner in a small french village reveal something about the fundamental nature of our relationship to... idk, Trucks? lmk
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
instant downgrade from banner 'guy I love to see' to guy id love to slap the shit out of
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Another beautiful day to leaf through my short self-published report
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I find a computer to be indispensable
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
to be fair that bar’s not high
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Welsh emergency douche 12 pack
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
American podcasts be like: This episode’s sponsor - SKIP Optimise your gut health w - SKIP For all your financial needs - SKIP HOST: Haha okay we’re back with Guest! How you doing? GUEST: I put jade eggs up my vag to expel problematic ghosts. HOST: Use code GHOSTVAG for 10% off this exclusive de
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Seriously though have you listened to a Big PodcastTM lately? They’re fucking unlistenable with the amount of ads and sponsors they have. Kill James Bond has never run a single ad in the 4.5 years we’ve been doing it. We’ve never even been ASKED to run an ad! Nobody is foolish enough to try!
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We’re not on this list because against all the odds we podcast for the only pure reason: we’re sickos www.forbes.com/sites/mattcr...
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The Highest-Paid Podcasters Of 2026
With streaming services entering the marketplace for shows, the lines between podcaster, TV host and internet creator have never been blurrier—and the paydays have never been bigger.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
THATS what it was!!
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The episode that's finally going to sink our attempts to get a Dasani sponsorship
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
S4E43.75: Black Dog A semi-aged Patrick Swayze is forced to drive a load of counterfeit illegal toilets across America, but Meatloaf is determined to get Swayze's load on his hands by any means necessary...
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In my defense how was I supposed to remember we'd already unlocked Zardoz in May 2024? Thats like 40 years ago
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
UNLOCKED: S3E27.5: Dogtooth We lost the Pelham 123 episode, so please enjoy a movie thematically linked to our recent episode Titane! A totally normal greek factory worker hides a secret: His three adult children are being raised in a one-house The Village situation.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hang on a second you're getting fucking Dogtooth in an hour
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We hear the complaints americans have had with our latest episode and i regret to say that we spent the entirety of the upcoming bonus episode calling all americans submental cretins with no internality or capacity to infer
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
British drama school training is the envy of the world and, as more film + TV jobs are moving to the UK, our drama schools are the backbone of a global industry. These cuts are artistic vandalism and economic stupidity.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Episode coming this friday! Maybe........ maybe skip this one
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
S4E42.5: Titane A young woman with a titanium plate in her head is killing, frankly, far too many people for increasingly-spurious justifications. To lay low, she steals the identity of a long-missing child, but the plan is complicated by the child's father's total commitment to her being his son.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
btw KJB listeners Abi’s big action role is out and it’s House of the Dragon Season 3, that’s what the “Moby Dick” and stunt training stuff was all about
Abi as Lohar in HOTD
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Jame Bonds will return
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FURY ROAD - it’s a movie about women, also this Mad Max guy is here? Idk who he is killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/s4e415-mad...
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A. Dugg-HD @a-dugg-hd.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@killjamesbond.bsky.social I had to find a way to pin back this baby bodysuit on my kitten to stop her scratching. Couldn't find safety pins, but had a brainwave. Mimi now proudly wears the Goodnight Cross! (Apologies for awful pics, she has full range of movement again so goes NYOOM)
A tortoiseshell kitten (half in a slipper) wearing a baby bodysuit with the Goodnight Cross pin. Same as previous, but a slightly different angle!
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Penny Sweet @onepennysweet.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“Hello and welcome to another episode of Kill James Bond!” @killjamesbond.bsky.social
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We loaned out our "Gaming Ambassador" November to the WAOPW Boys! Check it out this wednesday wherever podcasts come from
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
S4E40.5: CONVOY Holding the rare accolade of being one of the only movies ever made based on a song, Convoy (1978) is the cautionary tale of an emergent revolution squandered through an insufficient knowledge of Lenin. Yes, I'm serious. patreon.com/posts/160220610
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Racist C3-PO
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
fr though the fits are regrettably fire
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