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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Thank you and I'm sorry

The werewolf had gotten a hold of me
The werewolf had gotten a hold of me. This after a brief period of my hopping ass all over the place. Zipping around with an elusiveness that surprised even me. Hurtling benches and such. Dragging pots and pans off of the shelves into his path. He even stumbled over one of them and fell and smacked his head for a comedic beat that would have been hilarious in almost any other scenario besides this exact one involving me. I briefly thought it was my chance to get the fuck out of there but the werewolf eventually tracked me down and was now leaning in for the kill. Or maybe just to transform me who knows what these werewolves want. Ah shit which is worse to be killed or to be compelled to kill? I should have paid better attention in philosophy class. Or church. Where was the church in all of this come to think of it? Well there was no time to bargain with God anyway I could feel his breath on my neck. Also its piss splashing all over the place. Someone was going to have to clean all of this up later. My poor beleaguered wife was sure to be madder than hell. I always wondered if they kept the cock and balls of a man or if it were a bright red dog dick situation down there and at least I got an answer to that on my way out.

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Omg. I just realized that I’m so old I have “yard work” shoes.

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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Keep thinking about how good this impression was. 😂❤️

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Kathleen Weldon @kathleenweldon.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I hadn't thought about the Church of the SubGenius in years. Apparently it's my madeleine. I can practically smell Mystery Train records, feel the weight of Docs on my feet, taste the Turkish coffee at Cafe Algiers. If anyone needs me, I'll be staring out the window, mourning the passage of years.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

A woman’s place is on the kitchen computer

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Mike Sington @mikesington.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy

Young Anton Chekhov, the playwright, looking super hot in his 20s

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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is democracy and pronounced ooneejahtee oonahdahnuhtaydee

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

(2/2) i respawn at the stable, having freshly purchased a horse. 🐴 Great, I think. I’m going to treat her right this time. I accidentally perform a shout. The horses are now attacking me.

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

(1/2) Ok, I’m in Riftin. Just bought a horse after fist-fighting the stable guy. I go East because that’s where my quest marker is. I launch my character off the side of a mountain, killing my freshly-purchased horse and myself. I respawn.

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Playing my first run of Skyrim. Yes, literally late to the game. I’m loving it so far, but I’m genuinely surprised at how often NPC’s just want a good ol’ fashioned fist fight. It’s refreshing.

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 15/01/2026

So, if I'm following all this correctly, a bunch of internet shitposters who spent years screaming "don't tread on me" and warning about federal agents stomping out people's rights... have been hired as ICE agents to go around breaking into people's homes, kidnapping & shooting them

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neutral @neutral.zone · 15/01/2026

I don't think social media as a paradigm is viable in the 21st century

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families.

Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids.
It's why they seek out sunlight

The peace you take for granted was the result of war.
You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight.

Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I would send all the stuff I could sell on eBay but really isn’t worth the effort.

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neutral @neutral.zone · 06/01/2026

BRB, inventing the reverse subscription box. An idea whose time has finally come. Each month you get a box you can load up with whatever and then you send it out into the world, freeing you from the responsibility of whatever it may contain.

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Niaouro Psaka 25:17 @niapsaka.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Instructions unclear, I now have a yeast infection

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Last night I dreamt that I accidentally squished a big red scorpion in my shoe.

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The night before last I dreamt I was a foreign exchange student in Norway. I’m 40 years old.

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Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 11/11/2025

I like that my mailbox has to raise its hand for the postman to take its letters

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xbigdunkx.bsky.social @xbigdunkx.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Wake up Americans. Trump's ultimate goal is martial law and a permanent police state. If he has to starve millions to achieve the chaos and fear necessary for that to happen he will.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

setting the tone for the day by lighting an abandoned car on fire

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BoschBot @boschbot.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

Temptation of St Anthony

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/09/2025

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

So hey like… what’s up in your world?

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A 14-year old’s plea for reason.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

The reason you know Trump isn’t dead is that his underlings aren’t publicly shivving each other

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Wooptedy doo dah wooptedy dae

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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 19/06/2025

We would do well to lean into the inherent silliness of the genre. Like a 2 to 1 ratio of serious to goofy stories is perfect. Side-note: I love that they shackled Hulk's mouth here. Hulk speak too much truth for puny appellate court!

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

The Hallelujah Chorus but replace it with, "Muuuuuthafuckahs."

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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

MUTUAL AID REQUEST! GIVE AND/OR SHARE Local homie recently got laid off and has discovered black mold in their apartment. They don't have social media is why I'm the one asking. Venmo: venmo.com/code?user_id...

venmo.com

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neutral @neutral.zone · 05/05/2025

happy jnco de mayo

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Using my one trip in a time machine to float between the Colossus of Rhodes’ legs and see if they carved it some junk.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

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mmmmmmmmm @mmmmmmuhh.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

songer singwriter

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Not At All @6degreesoff.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I had a dream that I was writing to Luigi Mangione in prison. I was sending him notebooks with the spirals taken out so he’d have plenty of paper to write his letters.

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 04/05/2025

Wow bro I feel light as a pixel

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Bryce @brycebryce.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Funko Pop owners need to be studied

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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

ok the jig is up. now the jig down. now the jig is up, and you shake it all about.

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