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Timothy Malstead

@timothymalstead.com
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Dev, sometimes writer and artist and definitely not a bot. Enjoying Bluesky so far. 🕸️: timothymalstead.com

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Walker Bragman @walkerbragman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s not that complicated. The desire for change is eclipsing the fear of criticism of the party.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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ya girl Riana @diyferret.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I miss Satoshi Kon
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 18/06/2026
The guys in front of the La Cienega Home Depot would have hot mopped and tiled the reflecting pool in 3 days and you'd never have to touch it again
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It’s truly a cursed year to be a person who knows how things work and pays attention to the world.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i'm warning you all now that when the Second Reconstruction comes (inshallah) and politics seems slightly less existential i am going to become an incredibly annoying econ guy who complains about corporate taxes
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scarf-joint.bsky.social @scarf-joint.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
A smart person knows there are better patterns than a for loop. A wise person knows to just use the damned for loop.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.
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Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 12/02/2026
Creating with constraints exposes craftsmanship.
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Andrea @hiphippie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Hot take: I think some happiness in life comes from enjoying the mundane. The making dinner, sweeping the floor, cleaning the gutters kinda thing.
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James @43081j.com · 08/02/2026
`path-exists`, a package that runs the built-in `fs.access` in a try catch 130M/week.
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Giraffe 🖖🏾 @spottedgiraffe.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Can we talk about the Haitian Olympic uniforms? I’m tired and it’s almost midnight but dang Stella Jean said fuck you the Olympic committee and I’m so here for it?
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Clio2 @clio2.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
And some people are made to read, not sit there while a video host makes self-referential small talk and doles out the main point(s) in dribs. I want news, not a RELATIONSHIP.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 04/02/2026
WHAT'S up me hearties it be thy boy Ahab, with the biggest ounce of gold giveaway ever hath ye seen on the channel. Swerve not thy fixed purpose to attend this one, guys! But first I must tell ye the tale of SQUARESPACE, who be thy sponsor today
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Accuse Noam Chomsky all you want, but nothing will ever diminish his enduring legacy as a trusted advisor to a child rapist and valued consigliere to a sex trafficking ring.
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Swizec Teller @swizec.com · 02/02/2026
you're a senior engineer when this makes you happy
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⭐️ The cabbit of the stars ⭐️ @tommothecabbit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm. The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him. Happy Black History Month.
Jerry Lawson, the inventor of the video game cartridge.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 31/01/2026
If I was a billionaire I would give people $1,000 if they could tell me why they deserved it without using the letter 'e'.
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InclinedPlane🏳️‍🌈 @inclinedplane.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I would go so far as to say that STEM education which becomes unmoored from any connection to the humanities loses its own way and starts becoming a cult that is disconnected from the idea of truth.
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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Louder for the anti-humanities crowd in the back: MATHEMATICS IS ONE OF THE HUMANITIES. It's an esoteric fine art dedicated to the pursuit of the aesthetic principle of "elegance." It's only useful by accident.
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Sean Fallon @seanfallonwrites.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎃 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
R.I.P. Sal Buscema.
A photo of Sal with various Marvel characters behind him.Good covers by Sal. Avengers #71, The Defenders #9, Sub-Mariner #37, and The Spectacular Spider-Man #200,
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Zachary Gillan @megapolisomancy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Totally agreed
Drake meme but it’s Abe Simpson shunning “Choosing between realism and surrealism” and excitedly pointing at “destabilizing the concept of "real"”
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 19/01/2026
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𝚂𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I like that Sunn O))) put a Rothko on the cover, two artists that aren't exactly my thing but I appreciate for making history for their respective art forms
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Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
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rigatoni bolognese @spamps.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
many rich people lost their minds because social media let proles tell them they sucked
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Zach Leatherman @zachleat.com · 08/01/2026
it clearly needs to be repeated that layoffs are a leadership failure, full stop.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 07/01/2026
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 04/01/2026
Instead of whatever this is, we should have a government getting lots of new homes and apartments built, lots of clean energy built, lots of high speed rail and transit and bike lanes built, human rights for everyone, economic & healthcare opportunities for all, & innovation that leads the world.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 29/12/2025
Excited to announce that our new app Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! has exited stealth.
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 28/12/2025
My most popular twitter post...
Jealous girlfriend meme (really lecherous boyfriend meme) foreground, highly rendered drawing "Stupidly overrendering a drawing" the boyfriend looking on approvingly "Me a comic artist" a jealous girlfriend rendered sparsely with thick blacks "Strip it all down to essentials and draw the hell out of what's left"
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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SaKo @sako.works · 25/12/2025
did you know you can make your own website. yes, even you, person who thinks it requires super coding skills you think you'll never have. it doesn't, you can do it too. yes even if you've never written a line of code before. no, not using one of those site building services you keep getting ads for
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Chris Scott @iamchrisscott.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I need to share this with someone
One of the strangest experiences of my life was seeing Zootopia 2 with my son the morning after seeing Maniac Cop 2 at the same theater (as part of Alamo's December to Dismember thing). Both films open with male and female cops (partners) enjoying their celebrated status after their heroic events in the first film, but at odds with each other, and their supervising chief, who seems weirdly distrusting of them, despite the goodwill they've presumably earned. The chief makes them see a police psychiatrist to work out their issues. The protagonists end up discovering a deeper conspiracy involving their city's corrupt power structures, which both somehow involve a jailbreak that releases a horde of dangerous criminals. Again, all of this happens in both Zootopia 2 and Maniac Cop 2, which I somehow saw within 12 hours of each other. I felt like I was having an out of body experience. Zootopia 2 is the Maniac Cop 2 of animated Disney films, is I guess what I'm saying.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 04/12/2025
Merchant Ivory style comedy-of-errors Star Trek
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
“Strong floor, no ceiling” is absolutely the type of slogan that a focus group of swing voters will tell you they find appealing after it has been a whole hour and they just want to go home. It’s a slogan for people convinced this country *really* wants a Mike Bloomberg presidential campaign.
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Timothy Malstead @timothymalstead.com · 26/11/2025
Guillermo Del Toro's Duck Soup
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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Josh Crews @joshcrewsreally.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This photo of Stan Sakai at TOEI Studios just warms my heart. #comics
Stan Sakai, legendary creator of Usagi Yojimbo, in samurai gear.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/11/2025
i haven't noticed the cloudflare outage because i've only been visiting morally pure websites today
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Louleo @louleoresist.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Not to brag or anything, but my posts are enjoyed by approximately 5 people 😕
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
We need a combo of the New Deal and Reconstruction In TURBO drive
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ben chambers 🏴 @benjaminchambers.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
that the ruling class are a bunch of pederasts and decadent sex fiends trafficking in catamites and jailbait concubines is, like much else, a return to the historical mean rather than an unprecedented depravity
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Insipid Twaddle @insipidtwaddle.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Time to start a conspiracy theory that their hideous punctuation and grammar is actually a form of code which can be deciphered to reveal the location of their adrenochrome storage tanks.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Male pattern kindness
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