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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 11h
the oxnard comma
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Amano Jack @amano-jack.bsky.social · 19h
"the point of fraternity hazings and gang rapes is to create a history of criminal activity between groups of men" Yes, yes, somebody here gets it. It is to normalize and imbue them with authoritarian sadomasochism A hierarchy of who gets to abuse who
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 15h
No loads refused bridal shower
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Mama twins @hi-its-alaa.bsky.social · 16h
Zionism is racism because Palestinian refugees are banned from returning to their homeland *because* they are Palestinian. It is not a matter of debate. It doesn’t mean multiple things. This is a factual description of a racist project.
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 12h
I came here to chew bubblegum and shit my pants. and I'm all out of bu-UH OH
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 04/10/2026
MONSIEUR HACQUER HOMME: Je suis dans le système central [SMOKES CYBER CIGARETTE]
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Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These are my emotional support crimes.
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i can't sleep because all i can do is The Most
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If we’re all going to have to make choices like this eventually, and we all will, each of us should hope to one day find out we have this kind of moral clarity.
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ha ha, bleh,
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Trista Winnie Fraser @tristawf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This stopped me in my tracks. The cumulative weight of a bunch of instances that can be dismissed as one-offs or no big deal...it's a lot.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Italian photographer Valerio Minato spent 6 years trying to capture one perfect shot near Turin, Italy, where the Basilica of Superga, the Monviso mountain, and the Moon lined up in a single frame. Good Morning Blue Sky
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Domina Olivia, pussy haver ☭⚒️ @ol1-v3.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
hi friends, recovering from bottom surgery. expensive. work on hiatus. very few spoons to beg all day every day. thus it's the 28th and i have $500 left to go everything helps 🙏🏻 youpay.me/ol1v3 ko-fi.com/das
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Buy Olivia Dunham a Coffee
Click here to find out more, get updates, and show support!
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is rewiring my brain a little.
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lumpenpoledancer @daturabombs333.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s been a horrible night. I still haven’t eaten because of the drama getting food caused. Tying to raise funds while dealing with interpersonal stuff - begging for the fighting to stop. I’m taxed enough with survivjng and raising funds. But it won’t. And scared it will hospitalize me or worse
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if I had a company that manufactured fuck machines I'd call it Genital Motors
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
peter thiel? BUT I BARELY KNOW 'ER THIEL!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm injured and so I'm watching The Maxx and being nostalgic for being a teen in the 90s
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s keep these good vibes going!!!
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if I was a matchmaker I would operate under the pseudonym Dick Appointment
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Demiurge of Doom @euthyphro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not all men but every single one who says “not all men.”
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the US government is like, "you want bread AND circus? in THIS ECONOMY!?!"
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bella, you don't understand. bella, they circumcised me as a baby. I had no choice. they took my foreskin. that was the foreskin of a killer, bella
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Trash @trashxdiscourse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This blew up, so if you need help relocating from an anti-trans state to the relatively safe Pacific Northwest, Traction's Project Open Arms is a resource, and if you have money, Traction's Project Open Arms could use that money. More resources/donation links coming. tractionpnw.org/open-arms/
tractionpnw.org
Project Open Arms – TRACTION
A community project supporting trans+ red state refugees seeking sanctuary.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Colette Delawalla, PhD @cdelawalla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone say it with me: AI companies are ✨extraction machines at scale✨. They are DESIGNED to sift through a million stupid ideas per second to find the next golden egg they can monetize. And they are destroying our Earth, at scale, to do this.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
since I did this I am going to assert that simply everyone has heard Cups 2 by Sophie Hunter and if you're pretending you haven't it's for cultural cachet* or whatever *i do not know what that term means
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE PEOPLE'S JOKER!
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am mad because of The Discourse i had to search for and listen to Choosin' Texas. I honestly thought it would be an Ed Sheeran song. having done this, I can attest that if you think you are not the type of person who would like a song called Choosin' Texas it is very likely that you are correct
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. the script was so stupid that Rachel Weisz wouldn't do it and they had to recast Evelyn. Michelle Yeoh is a witch whose minions are CGI yetis who know kung fu.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only in America do they deny children free lunch while forcing them to read about Jesus feeding the hungry.
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 27/09/2026
get a job stay away from her
a screengrab from spotify that reads:

new music video from queens of the stone age
where the goth girls at?
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∀ Moth @bisexualmothman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is not generally true that "Everything after the ? In a URL is only there to track you and can be removed without affecting page functionality". That is only generally true of *links that you got by clicking a share button on a social media website*
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∀ Moth @bisexualmothman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what if instead of scaremongering about URL parameters always being there to track you, we all learned some of the basics of how URLs are structured so we could detect when URLs have tracking in them??
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why did nobody tell me David Boreanaz and Danny Trejo were in a movie in 2005 called The Crow: Wicked Prayer that looks like it was maybe about The Crow in medieval times?
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it really needs to be more openly discussed that all the people advocating for “we should be fine with losing basic skills if we get more systems thinking” are men, meaning socialized to expect to be able to offload basic tasks of daily living onto a wife as part of their compensation for existing
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
he sends a chill up my spine every single time I see his face. it's fucking uncanny. i think he is possessed by satan
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok i drank more of that weed soda and put on the most flawless film ever to have been made by god, man, or beast: Pitch Perfect 3
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
no wait, I fucked up. Super Mario RPG was the last good Mario game
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my computer died while I was playing Fall of Cybertron, so I'm going to get another one of those 10mg weed sodas and put on a crazy movie. you have 10 minutes to suggest a crazy movie
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've only been to Chili's one time in my life. I had a veggie burger where a fried portobello cap was the patty, and it fucking kicked ass. this was 23 years ago. are Chili's still a thing?
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cunt dracula @yeti-detective.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
oh no I'm so hot and sexy
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 21/09/2026
great news! | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A TECH BRO running through the street, holding a laptop over his head.
TECH BRO: GREAT NEWS! I THINK I WROTE THE COMPUTER PROGRAM THAT'S GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.

PANEL 2: MATTIE peers at the laptop, which just says KILL ALL HUMANS on it, with a blinking cursor. Another WOMAN runs away.
MATTIE: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST TYPED A SENTENCE HERE ON THE LATPOP.
WOMAN: AHHH! DON'T LET IT NEAR THE NUKES!

PANEL 3: The TECH BRO shakes his head.
TECH BRO: NO. YOU CRETIN, YOU DON'T TRULY UNDERSTAND ITS CAPABILITIES.
TECH BRO: PLUS, IT'S SCRAPED FROM SOMEONE *ELSE* TYPING IT. IDIOT.

PANEL 4: A BUSINESSMAN hands the SCIENTIST a big bag of money. The space behind him is also filled with bags.
BUSINESSMAN: HERE IT IS! EVERY PIECE OF CURRENCY EVER MINTED INCLUDING COINS FROM THE ANCIENT WORLD
TECH BRO: THANK YOU.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
They gon find out Mr. Beast been doing some foul shit one way of the other. Nigga does not sit right with me
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Ursula @ladyofsardines.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Liberation under oppression is unthinkable by design” — Erica Meiners bsky.app/profile/lady...
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