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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 11h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 23h
Friend sent me this with "found a video of your brain" first of all, rude second of all : what the fuck how did you get this footage
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok so I did a search for fairford on here and look what I found from last year!!! Fairford has form! bsky.app/profile/barb...
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will jobst @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
truly tickled by this recommendation for “things that feel like elden ring”
Looking for books, worlds with expansive lore, dark but also immensely beautiful gothic vibes. Deeply sad/ melancholic undertones and wildly bizarre and exciting creatures and aesthetics
There's something incredibly beautiful and romantic, but deeply unsettling about the entirety of the Elden Ring universe and I would love to read something like that
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Ima be 100 percent Honest. The Old Testament bro
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.oglaf.com/love/
Comic strip.
panel 1 - A man and woman embrace
man- I love you Janice
woman- I love you too Theodore

panel 2
they kiss, making smek-smek noises.

panel 3
A giant penis slithers up between them.

panel 4
penis- I love you Theodore
Theodore- and I love you, giant penis

panel 5
Theodore and the penis kiss.
smek smek smek

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Penis- I love you Janice

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Janice doesn't reply

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Theodore- ...aren't you going to say you love your giant penis?

panel 9
Janice- MY giant penis? I thought it was YOUR giant penis

panel 10
a wide shot.
we see they're both standing on a naked man, his penis rises between them

Panel 11
Theodore and Janice watch the naked man flee, his penis looped over his shoulder.

panel 12
Theodore- I can't believe the whole time we've been together Ive never looked down
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Gray Writes! @clickgate.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tired: Nice Penis! Wired: Great Dick! Inspired:
EPIC MICKEY
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robin @524.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
staying with my friends in a few cities has been lovely and helped save a little money buttttt sometimes you are forcibly reminded the entire household is cis men. for instance, when you realise there's no fucking bin in the bathroom
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just seen it's Wikipedia's 25th birthday. The greatest website online, and possibly the internet's greatest fruit
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Éibhear Ó hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org · 27/09/2026
I maintain that Wikipedia is among the 4 most important websites that should in some way be protected at UN level. They are (in no particular order): - Wikipedia - The Internet Archive - Open Street Map - Project Gutenberg
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Thadrin @thadrin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"A curse on both your fucking houses." Feels like a decent shout. Mercutio deserves it.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026
i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week
calendar event: No Hope Today
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Em @emjr.xyz · 27/09/2026
It took a lot of scrolling to find where I'd reposted this one (turns out it was in 2017):
Image shows a screenshot from a Facebook repost of a tweet by user AndrewCFrancis.

The OP's comment above a screenshot  from the News tab of the wn.com website is: "Why you don't let an algorithm pick the photo to go with your news article..."

The article headline reads: "Second Doctor Arrested in US Female Genital Mutulation Case". The photo below is from the TV show Doctor Who, and shows the second actor who played the title character, Patrick Troughton. He is in costume as the Doctor, blowing into a recorder with the interior walls of the TARDIS control room behind him.

The start of the article is visible below the photo. It says "US authorities on Friday arrested a Detroit doctor and his wife for allowing another doctor to perform female genital mutilation on minors at their clinic in Michigan. In a case that has drawn international attention, Fakhruddin Attar, 53, and his wife, Farida Attar, 50, were charged with conspiring with Jumana Nagarwala, 44."
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Alhambot @alhambot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A procedurally generated Islamic geometric tile mosaic: a seamless repeating pattern of interlocking twelve-pointed stars separated by polygonal tiles. The strapwork is drawn as pale ribbons that weave over and under at each crossing, set over glazed compartments in aubergine, ochre and bone, after the tilework of the Alhambra.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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robin @524.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
okay I'm going to SUPER hell
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Dr. Amy, PsyD @dramypsyd.rmh-therapy.com · 26/09/2026
I just need to get this out of my brain For the past several days, “COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts” has been playing on a loop in my head to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Maybe it’s like The Ring where I can pass the curse on to someone else and free myself
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robin @524.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
watching roller derby in the nerdiest way possible (chatting to the officials during halftime)
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Agreed. Find your own sexy man, you lazy git.
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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apologies for my lack of new Fat Bear action this week. Please enjoy these hefty chonks by way of compensation #Art #FatBearWeek
Illustration of a fat brown bear emerging from water holding a salmon in its mouth
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orbette @orbette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
EQUILUX BABY, GET DAT HALF N HALF
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Kay @gothwhoreofbabylon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is not the branding I would go for I think if I was tasked with producing signage.
A sign in a menswear section that reads 100 years of fash at M&S, with the letters ‘ion’ below and to the right of the word fash.
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disko doskow damsko @mallardky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
some more pictograms! im on the last 15 of the 111 before I go back & start heavily editing some of them to make them all more cohesive
a pictogram for the wijk IJBurg-West, in stadsdeel Oost. It depicts an abstraction from support structures of the Enneüs Heermabrug, repeated multiple times to show the large number of bridges & islands making up the wijk.a pictogram for the wijk Volewijck, in stadsdeel Noord. It uses shapes to show the general shape of the wijk via the Buiksloterweg ferry point. The flower is a Kamperfoelie, a street which shares the name being a main thoroughfare of the wijk, as well as more broadly representing the street names being plant-themed in the area.a pictogram for the wijk Overtoomse Veld, in stadsdeel Nieuw-West. It shows one of the two iconic halves of "2 Hondjes" by Marjolijn Mandersloot, & the anise stars around it reference the shapes used in the statue "Rembo" by Bastienne Kramer within the wijk.a pictogram for the wijk Hoofdweg E.O., within stadsdeel West. It depicts the curve of Hoofdweg through the wijk, & utilizes the grid pattern to make an approximation of the Mercator projection, for whom the main plaza of the wijk is also named
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just found out my favorite flannel's pocket has a strict one rat limit.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a concept, "gooning" is fucking fascinating. Do all the work but don't come. They've turned jacking off into having a full time job and still never being able to afford a house.
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy bi visibility day. Don't forget to wear your bi-viz vests.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The thing about kangaroos is that there’s something just inherently very funny about an animal that can punch you
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robin @524.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok I think he's either not used to hostels or not used to youth hostels in particular, he just accosted me worrying about what a particular sound was (the beeps of the keycard lock) because he?? thought it was a ring camera???
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robin @524.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amsterdam Centraal has a Sissy Boy directly opposite an Intimissimi lingerie store and the first time I saw that it knocked me for six
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robin @524.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there's a guy in the hostel (assigned bunks) who has spent all afternoon trying to work out if a lower bunk is occupied instead of. going to reception and asking to change. turns out it is occupied and the guy doesn't wanna switch
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robin @524.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
have changed my bio from "usually in hostels so can't host" to "usually in hostels so ‼️👉 CAN'T HOST👈‼️" will this work? no, of course not, but hope springs eternal
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Mochyn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mochyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's so funny to see a man deliberately sink a coastguard boat and knowing he will face no legal action over it. Crimes are when people protest a genocide. Crimes aren't when a man tries to drown someone on video
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robin @524.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ik using the apps means you do have to expect some Random Bullshit but that doesn't mean i have to like it
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my artist transition of what that weird skull wheelbarrow would look like with flesh on it. I made the head look like Conan O’Brien
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it’s ya boi Nixo 🌈 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Comrade Sabrina says
Cardboard cutout of Sabrina carpenter with sign appearing as a talking bubble placed next to her saying “fuck ice!”
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Second lino print attempt
Lino print of a very round cat staring at a leaf, surrounded by light lines, and the caption "FIND THE WONDER IN THE WORLD". The whole thing is done in gold ink on green paper.
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Wangleberry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I want to be a pirate!
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robin @524.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
travelling around Germany, surprised at the sheer amount of headspan OHLE i'm seeing, idly wondering what @garethdennis.uk would make of it all
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robin @524.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
god i love germany sometimes. sat on the high-speed train in 1st class and someone here has set up an entire gaming laptop with wired mouse to play elden ring
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Jimbiddybimbim @jimbiddybimbim.stream · 18/09/2026
Slopperplate Bold
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In children's publishing, this has been like VE Day.
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robin @524.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm pissed that a very basic gym routine and a little consistency was all it took to be able to wake up and be surprised by my reflection. like what do you MEAN i could've started this shit in uni already
Shirtless selfie in the hostel dorm bathroom. Robin has pecs now???
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Ed Granter @edgranter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The British ruling class have been *obsessed* for decades about turning us into Victorian times but with hedge funds and cocaine
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Nrrdule Poirot @djnrrd.com · 17/09/2026
My car stalled on a country road once. I know sod all about cars, but I popped the bonnet anyway. As I was looking, I heard a voice say "Distributor cap is loose" "Sorry?" I couldn't see anyone, except for this black horse the other side of a hedge "Distributor cap is loose" I looked at the horse
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This cat still does not live there
Black and white cat in some boxes next to a shoerack looking at the camera as if to say "yes, what are you gonna do about it"
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DerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously, small businesses, stop it with the AI menu bullshit. It looks like the opposite of food #art #NoAI
Scrappy colour doodle of a horrifying AI generated hamburger, complete with eye, mouth and small tendrils, and an unnaturally seeded bun. Surrounding text reads “YOUR AI MENU IS NIGHTMARE FUEL”
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