Reposted by EmTess is Surviving the Horrors @mothmother.com · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 2192162
Reposted by Emgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 19/06/2026i for one have full confidence in the trump administration's ability to adequately refit a plane donated by a foreign government into a highly secure mobile command center for the united states executive, following their unquestionably successful renovation of A Large Pool of Water 13452291294
Reposted by EmTashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Ehh fuck ityoutube.comTom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync BattleYouTube video by Comedy Central Asia 9369184
Reposted by Emshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127124091
Em @emjr.xyz · 29/04/2026I saw an ad for a "random 5 minute tasks" app to help get my house tidy, but couldn't find it anywhere. Instead of picking tasks on paper from a bowl, or even just spending 5 minutes tidying something, I spent 2 days working out how to get Tasker to (almost) do something similar. The adhd is strong. 000
Em @emjr.xyz · 27/02/2026Wordle 1,714 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I don't think I've done a monochrome one before. 110
Em @emjr.xyz · 03/05/2025I may have clapped a little too loudly when Penny Wong acknowledged the traditional owners of the land. I startled the lapcat. #AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #BinNight 0131
Em @emjr.xyz · 03/05/2025There needs to be a shepherds crook which reaches in from offscreen to drag the talking head from the losing party off the panel once the result is in. After a certain point it seems cruel to make them stay. #AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #BinNight 050
Em @emjr.xyz · 03/05/2025We appear to have done a Canada. #AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #BinNight 0142
Em @emjr.xyz · 03/05/2025Antony Green has called it for the ALP. #AusPol #AusVotes #AusVotes2025 #BinNight 010
Em @emjr.xyz · 03/05/2025Antony Green: At this stage Victoria is the worst state for Labour... because there's only a 0.6% swing towards Labour in Victoria. #BinNight #AusVotes #AusPol 060
Em @emjr.xyz · 03/05/2025There was no line at my nearest polling place when I voted a couple of minutes ago, and 3 of the desks where they cross you off the list and hand you a ballot paper were free. You won't get much better than a queue that's -3 people long. #AusVotes2025 #AusPol #BinNight #DemocracySausage 020
Em @emjr.xyz · 25/02/2025Hello from 2:49am. I have to get up for work in 3.5 hours. I've taken melatonin for 3 consecutive nights now, but so far it just seems to make me alert and clear-headed rather than helping me to reset my natural delayed sleep cycle to something more normal. I'd like it to start working now please. 000
Reposted by EmClaire Lamman @clairelamman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024My gingerbread for this year. Merry Christmas and happy Voyages to all!! 1233778869
Em @emjr.xyz · 19/11/2024ULMB types? 2 more needed to hit the minimum number for Kim to start her list. 110
Reposted by EmThe Bard @joshuamneff.bsky.social · 15/11/2024You see it, you share it. Them's the rules. 5291222
Reposted by EmContinuum Convention, Melbourne @continuumcon.bsky.social · 05/05/2024Continuum is less than 2 weeks away, and we have finalised our ConCrud policy. In short: Masks will be worn at all times, unless you have a valid reason. Masks will be provided free to all members, but you can wear your own. Details: continuum.org.au/code-of-cond... 38525
Reposted by EmHTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh @rmd1023.bsky.social · 20/04/2024I thought you had several excellent cat haikus. OH OH THAT REMINDS ME HAVE YOU SEEN THIS IT IS BRILLIANT! 13011
Reposted by EmMary Robinette Kowal @maryrobinettekowal.com · 04/03/2024Want to read a story from Elsie's point of view? 1212738
Em @emjr.xyz · 13/02/2024Ouch! Foot cramp! Foot cramp! Foot cramp! I just need to straighten my toes, but foot cramp! 000
Reposted by EmLar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 02/02/2024Cartoon: Thank you, Elmo. With credit to @kcg.bsky.social for their original meme that continues to inspire. 121778493
Em @emjr.xyz · 01/01/2024I want to make pork dumplings, so I went looking for a press to speed up crimping, which led to looking for a wrapper recipie, which led to spending $250 on a pasta attachment for my mixer and all the ingredients for Danish pastry. I think my ADHD med levels are still coming back up to speed. 100
Reposted by EmIrish @nakedirish.com · 29/12/2023Now that we have embedded video here, I decided to be the one to start this round:youtube.comLip Sync Battle - Tom HollandTom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p... 271372944
Em @emjr.xyz · 12/12/2023I was going to excavate/tidy/declutter my study this morning, but first I decided to sit on the couch while I have my coffee, and I might as well play a little game on my phone while I'm not doing anything else, and, well... 020
Reposted by Emcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/11/2023i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this 18258971396
