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Léa Chaillaud @leachaillaud-art.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Critter of the week ! 🧡 I went all regional on you and painted our cute Mediterranean gecko, Tarentola Mauritanica. She's probably on her way to make a nice cicada ratatouille to celebrate Bastille Day or something 🍅 #art #illustration #watercolorpainting #gouache #fantasy #gecko #reptiles
Watercolor painting of a gecko with a lavender walking stick carrying tomatoes on its back.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
btw wikipedia's only usable image of toby fox is still the one where he's completely covered in foam
Composers for the game include Junichi Masuda, Toby Fox, and guest composer Ed Sheeran.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
why finish writing anything when i can just start something else?
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Following Metallica singer James Hetfield's comments supporting the use of his music to torture prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, British rock band Chumbawamba wrote the song "Torturing James Hetfield", where Hetfield is tortured by their music.[28][29]
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Happy Pride As Long As You're Cis Gay Or Lesbian Only And Not Fat And Monogamous But Don't Have Kids And Don't Dye Your Hair And Dress Modestly And Don't Go On About It, Love From The Companies xx
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Avocet chicks hatch ready to run. Within hours, they’re wading through shallow lagoons, feeding themselves as they follow both parents along the water’s edge. The adults stay close, watching carefully and calling sharply at the first sign of danger. #SpringStories
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spiders @5000angryspiders.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Wattpad app on Facebook in 2012/2013, age 10. Wattpad account registered under my entire legal name. Fic with 1k reads under my entire legal name. Facebook account deleted so it is now impossible to log in and delete the fic. Thank you for reading my horror story
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
“Some of y’all cant handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows”
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nightmargin @nightmargin.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
PaRappa the Trip Sitter
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spiders @5000angryspiders.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The alt text is delightfully worded
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spiders @5000angryspiders.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
🥳
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
When politicians talk about keeping the children safe from "pornography", this is what they mean
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Al Jazeera English @aljazeera.com · 15/05/2025
A glimpse into the places, people and daily life of Palestine before the 1948 Nakba.
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Palestine before the Nakba, in 100 photos
A glimpse into the places, people and daily life of Palestine before the 1948 Nakba.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 19/05/2025
at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 20/05/2025
Welcome to the public domain, THEY GO BOOM! (1929). Laurel & Hardy battle a bad cold, a leaky air mattress & total chaos in a tiny boarding house room. It's slapstick gold. 🎞️🤧💥 Learn more ➡️ blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/w... #PublicDomain #PublicDomainDay
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
🎵HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL🎵
Julie Andrews playing guitar and singing  to children in the sound of music
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Moments in nature... the sky dance of the Marsh Harrier 🍃 📹 @mart-the-gooner.bsky.social
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Sarah Manvel @cairdiul.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Congratulations to the writers of Red Dwarf for their continuing contribution to the culture
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spiders @5000angryspiders.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
“Not a thing,” Phil replied. “I let some of the old lot know, Terri and Bile, but they didn't say much, and didn't ask about a funeral.” He shrugged, taking another [word] of his fag and trying to blow a smoke ring. It didn't work. He just ended up coughing and spluttering a bit.
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Vincent uses they/them pronouns 🐸 @v-e-tirado.com · 22/04/2025
ppl on tiktok are going "omg we're about to have an art renaissance like in the 1920s, music and stories are gonna be great" girl how 😭 you already don't support the artists that we have right now and most of yall are using chatgpt and devaluing actual human-made artwork.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/04/2025
Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point theonion.com/career-...
Career Spider Not Sure She's Ready For 3,000 Children At This Point
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Wild Hunt Books @wildhuntbooks.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Pretty sickened by UK's Supreme Court 🤮 So I'm opening my submission inbox to unagented trans authors in the UK until the END OF APRIL. I'm not currently open to general subs BUT if you're a trans author writing folk horror, weird, experimental, mystery, literary/upmkt fiction, take a look below 👇
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 12/04/2025
shit that sucks, it would be crazy if this inspired a band that would come to define a whole era of emo
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 10/04/2025
“I’m basically a real-life Betty with built-in screaming feature. Except you probably shouldn’t let me wear rollerblades,” Weaving admitted. “In fact, you should probably leave me in my box to start with.”
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She comes apart! This autistic woman’s joints pop out like Betty Spaghetty
An autistic woman with hypermobile joints functions just like a living, breathing Betty Spaghetty doll, it has been reported. Natasha Weaving, 32, boasts the unique ability to partially dislocate her ...
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History and Heritage Yorkshire @handhyorkshire.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Bertram Priestman's (1868-1951) 'Heart of the West Riding' painted c.1916 features an evening landscape across the industrial town of Huddersfield, but a landscape that is surrounded by the natural world. Bradford born Priestman was described as 'finest sky painter of our day'
Bertram Priestman's (1868-1951) 'Heart of the West Riding' painted c.1916 features an evening landscape across the industrial town of Huddersfield,
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 02/04/2025
Lol
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UNDERTALE/DELTARUNE @undertale.jp · 02/04/2025
『DELTARUNE』Chapters 1-4は、Nintendo Switch 2 のローンチタイトルとして、2025年6月5日にリリースされます。(Steam版、Switch版、PS4版、PS5版も、同じ日にリリース予定です!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpm7...
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DELTARUNE [Nintendo Direct | Nintendo Switch 2]
YouTube video by Nintendo 公式チャンネル
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
TIME TO DROP THAT MEME AGAIN BABEYY
Bashir says "Do you think game developers should strike?"

Garak replies "All exploited workers should strike!"

Bashir, looking concerned, says "Even if it disrupts the industry?"

Garak grins and replies "Especially if it disrupts the industry!"
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
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legit gaming leaks @gamingleaker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
There's a video game in active development.
Playing a video game with a controller
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spiders @5000angryspiders.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
A sketchbook page of abstract shapes in black and white, with black dots between the shapes.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
In Mario Party 9, Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi all have the same skeleton structure (identical bones merely arranged at different distances), which means they are able to load each other's animations. Of course, as this was never intended, they appear severely deformed.
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
honestly this dove could be deader!
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ao3 tags @ao3struggles.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Not friends or lovers but a secret third and far worse thing
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Bulbapedia @bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net · 22/03/2025
21 years ago today, Pokémon Colosseum was first released for the Nintendo GameCube in North America! You play as a boy named Wes who must rescue Shadow Pokémon and restore them to normal in the desolate region of Orre. bulbapedia.b...
Official box artwork of Pokémon Colosseum featuring Wes
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
hollywood stealing my naming conventions
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Why was the sea polyp on the run? It was anemone of the state
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
me: what kind of animal is that tour guide: alaskan otter me: ok, let me know what he says
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Checkin Da Cheddah 🐭🦊 @squeakycleanbeatz.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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spiders @5000angryspiders.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
kryten..........
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Alex Graudins @toonyballoony.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hi! I’m actually the original artist 🙋It kinda escaped containment and the internet ain’t great at crediting, so I understand not everyone knows, but I’m at least glad it gives folks a laugh.
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Here I am, a factory worker enjoying his lunch in the North End of Boston on January 15, 1919. I’ve survived the influenza pandemic, I’m feeling good about life, and I’ve never been more confident I will not be swallowed up by a flood of liquid sugarcane extract
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The Public Domain Review @publicdomainrev.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A few of the 80+ illustrations by Pauline Knip for Les Pigeons (1810), a publication mired in controversy. See our latest post for more of the stunning images, and a story of plagiarism, power, pretence and... pigeons: publicdomainreview.org/collection/l...
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