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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏

@mrhands31.bsky.social
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Adult games maker and boring corpo programmer 💖 #WLCG #IndieGameDev

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 4h
“Well, you see, I have to stay on the White Supremacist Child Porn Rape Victim Doxxing site because that’s where my community is”
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 8h
Counterpoint: German-translated titles that are way too literal 😭
The cover for "Stirb Langsam", literally "Die Slowly." It's the German version of the movie "Die Hard."
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 10h
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 11h
The Tram Drivers Championships is such a silly and fun way to promote public transport around the world! 🚋
youtu.be
FULL HIGHLIGHTS: The European Tram Driver Championships 2026
YouTube video by The Tim Traveller
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The "burning temple" represents the relationship with his mother, I believe* *Has a STEM degree
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 16h
The margins are so razor-thin in the porn business that I had to sell my cock-shaped office building in favor of a WeWork with a shared vagina fountain 😞️
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 22h
anydice is so useful for shit like this btw. curious how Forged in the Dark rolls work? here you go, "chance of at least this level of success" for 0, 1, 2, and 3 skill pips. The fact that success rates increase by 25% for the first few skill dice produce really clean, noticable power increases
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm glad someone with actual sway is lending her voice to this horrific issue, because it's this type of ridiculous censorship that makes it impossible to speak truth to power and have adult conversations on Meta's platforms
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 23h
Autistic children are an outlier and should have been excluded from this study
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The "burning temple" represents the relationship with his mother, I believe* *Has a STEM degree
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People have to declare their actual, physical locations to visit CNN dot com, but corporations can be "headquartered" wherever tax incentives are cheapest
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm glad someone with actual sway is lending her voice to this horrific issue, because it's this type of ridiculous censorship that makes it impossible to speak truth to power and have adult conversations on Meta's platforms
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want to know which words are banned online, just talk to a sex worker
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't like how we have to change our writing style just because the robots hoovered it all up—you can take my em dash and Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and human fingers!
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poke my calendar to circle back on the animal synergy end of workday
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In an innovative move, Alibaba puts up what its community has extruded with Qwen Image for all to see! And remember, these are filtered by their community moderation *and* whether someone lacked enough embarrassment of their creation to share it
chat.qwen.ai
Qwen
Qwen is an official platform from Qwen that empowers both everyday users and developers with unified access to Qwen’s series of open-source and proprietary models. It offers comprehensive functionalit...
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I'm stalking you *ironically*!" Okay, but consider:
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Kill It With Fire Meme
ALT: Kill It With Fire Meme
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the purposes of boring business surveys, I identify as a salaryman 👔️
What gender do you identify as?

* Female
* Male
* Non-Binary
* Transgender
* Other (checked)
* I prefer not to say
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I MADE IT ONTO USER WAS BLOCKED! I WAS THIS BLOCKER! 🥳
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poke my calendar to circle back on the animal synergy end of workday
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't like how we have to change our writing style just because the robots hoovered it all up—you can take my em dash and Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and human fingers!
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Online sex workers are some of the hardest workers out there, having to do their own shoots, their own lighting, their own promotion, *and* their own community management, while the platform takes a huge cut 🙃
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want to know which words are banned online, just talk to a sex worker
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was great to immerse myself in such a hardcore audience for romance writing 😊
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Clean living" is the first step on a staircase that stops briefly at eugenics before going down a much deeper, darker hole
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gotta be honest, lads When mods delete requests for story advice for breaking the rules on self-promotion, and the dedicated "self promotion" threads barely get a single upvote per comment, I don't think they really want authors to engage with their community
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I tell people outside the game industry I used to work at <Third Biggest Game Publisher in the World>, I get blank stares 80% of the time
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jumpscared by my own Prime Minister 🫣
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've put up a story idea on r/DarkRomance, and it currently sits at a score of -1 Very tough market to figure out 🤔
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I tell people outside the game industry I used to work at <Third Biggest Game Publisher in the World>, I get blank stares 80% of the time
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Artists are magicians, breathing life into what should be simple strokes 😭
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did you know? Writing an off-the-cuff 1,500 word blogpost takes me just as long as 500 words of creative writing 🫠
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The fae came in the night and replaced my perfect, innocent child with a wicked doppelgänger" is a mindset that persists to this day
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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 26/09/2026
while checking out on my steam machine valve was like "would you like any of your little woke and gay games to go with that?"
A Steam screenshot. "Recommendations for you: Drag'n Wash, Pronoun Palace"
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A single oil tanker contains 10x the oil you see being transported here 🛢️
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was great to immerse myself in such a hardcore audience for romance writing 😊
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
UPDATE: It's because my posts were bad 🙏
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My posts were set to Dutch?? Is that why nobody liked them 😩
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Every crazy successful AAA concept artist I know is a Pervert
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wrote up my experiences at this interesting event as quickly as I could!
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Spicy & Steamy Book Event: A Report from a Gamedev
Unattended man on the loose at women-dominated event
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gambling should never have been combined with Phone. Gambling should be either illegal, or only allowed in a dinghy back office where you have to worry about your kneecaps whenever you place a bet
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey paypros, I never consented to this. Why do you care so much where and how I spend my money?
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a reason my wife calls me Are You Done Yet 😏
The "Jumps" achievement has the description "Last 13 minutes." It was unlocked tonight, and only 9.3% of players have it.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first panel discussion at Steamy & Spicy, about consent in romance writing, was super interesting! These are exactly the questions I'm struggling with in my own writing 😅
Karen Nappa, Rachel Lynn Solomon and Ruby Bloom, three female authors of romance novels.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Neat Pic
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I only learned about this yesterday, but I'm going to the Spicy & Steamy Book Event today! 🌶️📖
spicysteamybookevent.nl
Home English - Spicy & Steamy Bookevent
Home of Spicy & Steamy Book Event. The biggest Spicy Book Event in the BeNeLux. Will you be there? Check it out.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sure, electric cars are cheaper to buy, and cheaper to maintain, and they go faster than internal combustion can, and electricity is cheap, and they charge just as fast as filling up a tank, but think of all the downsides!!
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As an autistic man, I do not love how you can ask Meta's new chatbot for its innards and it will happily return them because it just wants to be helpful and doesn't understand social cues 🫥
mouse.dev
I asked Meta’s Muse for its filesystem and it sent me 6.8 GB | Mouse
I asked Muse to archive the files it could see and send them to my Google Drive. It did.
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Mr. Hands is making SuccuDeck 😈🃏 @mrhands31.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There's a reason my wife calls me Are You Done Yet 😏
The "Jumps" achievement has the description "Last 13 minutes." It was unlocked tonight, and only 9.3% of players have it.
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Victoria Tran ✨ @victoriatran.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i wrote all the product descriptions and i just need people to read them and know that Blues is my favorite
Screenshot of Makeship plush of Blue Doctor Crewmate. The text reads:

God, they're so hot. So so so hot. So attractive. So smart. Swoon. Swoon swoon swoon swoon. I love Doctor. You're so hot, Doctor. Doctor. Marry me. Please. I love you. Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please. Doctor. Doctor I'm dying because of how much I love you. Every night I dream of you. Your doctorate in elegiac poetry makes me believe in life again. It makes tasks worth it. It makes everything worth it. I'd fly into the deep, dark depths of space over and over again if it meant you were on board. I love you so much.

... Hey, Makeship, no one is going to read this right? ... Right? I can write something else. Just don't publish thi--
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