Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 17/07/2025National Guard soldiers stationed in LA for Trump’s crackdown have been shitting in Humvees and showers to protest their deployment. 903111858 0
69metsfan.bsky.social @69metsfan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Who’s up for a military coup to take down the fascists? 020 0
Jon Sekelsky @jonsekelsky.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Nice that some of them (literally) give a shit! 050 0
tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social @tawdryhepburn9.bsky.social · 17/07/2025You’d be surprised how common “phantom poopers” are in the military. It was a problem on my husband’s last Navy ship 🤣 050 0
Sascha_Vykos2 @saschavykos.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The comment primed me to read "battalion commander" as "bathroom commander" and I hope whoever gets stuck on poop duty gets called that by everyone else lol. 0210 0
Elad Nehorai @eladn.bsky.social · 17/07/2025www.nytimes.com/2025/07/16/u...nytimes.comTrump’s National Guard Troops Are Questioning Their Mission in L.A. 726757 0
Kaitensatsuma @kaitensatsuma.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Just in the showers though! It's fine to shit in a Humvee 020 0
Daid Rain @davidralin.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Creating messes for maintenance folks, not effective or cool, actually. 010 0
beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social @beepboopclaptrap.bsky.social · 17/07/2025We're getting closer to conscientious objectors. Surprised there have not been more already. But - these kids are young. Shitting in a humvee is a great fucking start. 2320 0
Peter Jeffe @pjeffe.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Curious exactly how you tighten bathroom security, but not sure I want to know. 4240 0
Philip Bagley @pb102.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Tightening bathroom security isn't going to keep the shit out of the Humvees though 3710 0
Piss Christie @pisschristie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I think conservatives just love "tightened bathroom security" at this point 030 0
Denverite @berg8311.bsky.social · 17/07/2025You know how in movies, you have the soldier that goes “I didn’t sign up for this!” Yea that’s gonna be the soldier that gets assigned to guard the showers because people are pooping in them 000 0
🦋Kepi1107 @kepi1107.bsky.social · 18/07/2025🦋Why not 'package' it all up and send it to Hegseth and Trump directly? That would get their point across...💩 010 0
ivysorta @ivysorta.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The tightened bathroom security will continue until morale improves. 1621 0
reggiewallinsky.bsky.social @reggiewallinsky.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Y’all are cracking jokes but the best hope for democracy is soldiers with a conscience. Let’s find a way to give them visible support. PS Today is #GoodTrouble Day, find a protest near you. 1461 0
Detritus Books @detritusbooks.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Quitting would be better but I won’t say they shouldn’t shit in a humvee 1100 0
Elizabeth Potter Graham, JD @elizabethpgraham.bsky.social · 17/07/2025That's a crappy thing to do. Someone has to clean that up. 000 0
Sandra Kay Miller @paintedhandfarm.bsky.social · 17/07/2025This makes perfect sense. My cat shits on the floor when she’s unhappy. 1531 0
Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 18/07/2025This is quite the domestic deployment … … For me to poop on! 000 0
Ken MacLennan @historiken.bsky.social · 17/07/2025gotta ask how guarding the restrooms harder is gonna stop people from pooping in the humvees 0160 0
Skuzy @skuzy1572.bsky.social · 18/07/2025They all deserve worse for what they’re actively choosing to participate in. 000 0
Metaphysician @metaphysician.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Protest? I think they might just be gross people and the time to protest was weeks ago... 000 0
Aaron The Sane Whitaker Bourque @afbourque.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Maybe they should be shitting on the people who sent them there. Or at least the property of the people who sent them there. 000 0
Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social · 17/07/2025PHANTOM SHITTERS PHANTOM SHITTERS. God we haven't had those in a while 060 0
Manatee fursuit pilot @gablaw.bsky.social · 17/07/2025In Vietnam, discontent grew so much that soldiers started shooting their officers, so there is still room to improve. 0262 0
Wordlight @wordlight.northsky.social · 18/07/2025I appreciate the phantom poopers, but whatever happened to fragging? 000 0
Odd Old Man @davids8663.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Soldiers in the national guard face hardships when they are called into action. Calling them for political reasons shows extreme disrespect for what they do. 0170 0
nawf4.bsky.social @nawf4.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Somebody is going to get shot. I’m not saying that to incite violence. I’m saying that on an assignment many are already not happy about, putting those people in conditions like this is going to agitate things. And the people who were sent to support may start looking at ICE as the reason. 170 0
Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The 21st century version of watering the tree of liberty. Can I coin a phrase here? We are in , "The Dookie Revolution" 020 0
Nightmarica @n1ghtmarica.bsky.social · 18/07/2025🚨 Breaking - The CA National Guard identifies as cats. 🫠 000 0
Notes From My Bicycle @williamkkelly.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Who will provide the bathroom security? 000 0
Bocc Kob @bocckob.bsky.social · 17/07/2025While somewhat heartening, I'm a little put off by the average American's idea of dissent to be crapping on stuff. Jan. 6th rioters, Guardsmen being misused in defiance of laws and the Constitution, etc., I dunno let's spread feces everywhere. I do not want to be a country of poop perverts. 230 0
Janet R Weil @janetrweil.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"tightened bathroom security" sounds like hard duty to me - combat pay, anyone? #NationalGuard out of #losangeles - and out of all other cities, for that matter! 000 0
A Nameless Elder God He/Him @sparklingunicorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Still not worth honoring those troops. 000 0
Coming Up Violets! • the art of Amanda Grace @comingupviolets.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Best news I’ve heard today. 000 0
Gabrielle Hecht 🇵🇷 • she/elle/ella/cis⚔️ • AOC 4USpresident @gabriellehecht.bsky.social · 17/07/2025So they’re being watched in the showers to be sure they’re not pooping in there?! I have news for the security tighteners. It’s easy to get creative with where you shit. Also easy to pick up poop with a bag and put it elsewhere. As every dog owner can attest. 1181 0
Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Tightened bathroom security! They should put that job in their recruitment ads 010 0
Sarah M. @sarahofswords.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Fire watch but increased vigilance if the platoon picked up burritos 000 0
Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 17/07/2025“bathroom security” is the answer? sounds like the way we treat the unhoused: instead of building many public restrooms, businesses put up signs that say “no public restroom” and have codes for bathroom doors 040 0
Nat is in the valley of the shadow of death @natlaowai.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"Defecating" is still such a fun word. 010 0
Nicola Pitchford @npitchford.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Huh. Shitting in protest on your own living quarters & necessary work equipment...almost seems like a metaphor for something larger.... 040 0
Potato @gitmosalesdpt.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Nothing like a little tactical shitting in protest of orders. May their stools pass effortlessly. 000 0
scaryKB @sorrykb.myatproto.social · 17/07/2025This is a pretty significant thing for a soldier to do. 435451 0
All Amort @all-a-mort.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The grand tradition of the phantom shitter continues. 1130 0
rooseveltsrevenge.bsky.social @rooseveltsrevenge.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Man, it’s gonna super awkward when the bathroom security soldiers are re-deployed to America’s bathrooms after the republicans pass the trans bathroom defense act of 2025. 020 0
The Storm Cellar @stormcellar97.bsky.social · 17/07/2025@timberguyactual.bsky.social your boys doing me proud 110 0
Douglas Moran @dougom.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The phrase “tightened bathroom security” should be etched in gold and hung in a “wild turn of phrase you never ever expected to hear” Hall of Fame somewhere. 000 0
DEI Cat on a Leash 🏳️🌈 @cat-on-a-leash.bsky.social · 17/07/2025The soldier’s version of a Chicago Sunroof 020 0
Don Goldberg @dogolaca.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Really, WTF. The higher ups who caused this shitshow won't be near the vehicles or showers so decorated. It will be other guardsmen or underpaid staff who will need to clean up the shit. 120 0
Bryn on the Streets; Bryn in the Sheets, too 🏳️⚧️ @brynstone.bsky.social · 17/07/2025"Tightened bathroom security," and for once, no one is blaming trans people for it. 11191 0
paulsillanpaa.bsky.social @paulsillanpaa.bsky.social · 17/07/2025“Tightened bathroom security.” 000 0
Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Increased bathroom security? There's only one person for the job! 010 0
Larry Jackson @ljlawyers.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Recommend shitting in ICE vehicles & ICE goons, plus using whatever level of force is necessary to protect American citizens from masked thugs assaulting & kidnapping them off the streets. 000 0
Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I love this story but do we know it was an act of protest or was it just because pooping in a forbidden pooping zone is very, very, very funny 010 0
Adm Naismith 🖖🏳️🌈 ☮️ 🇺🇦 📎🌮 @admnaismith.bsky.social · 18/07/2025When troops are policing showers and humvees for masked poopers, it's fewer troops policing the public, and a distraction to leadership. Now, how do we get someone to poop in Stephen Miller's shower...? 000 0
swirlOsquirrel @swirlosquirrel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Welp, that’s one way to register one’s displeasure, that’s for sure. 140 0
SuaSponte2024 @suasponte2023.bsky.social · 17/07/2025As Spaulding Gray once to said, "[they] haven't learned to express disagreement through the proper orifice yet." 000 0
Betsy Cazden @betsy-cazden.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Old enough to remember that one of the pressures to end the Vietnam War came from multiple incidents of deployed troops fragging their own officers. That was a conscript Army. But troops sent to do abhorrent jobs far different than they were recruited for are also "unreliable." 0350 0
