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*A born traveler, visited 54 countries (so far) *The USA could be the greatest country in the world but we fucked up somewhere along the way. *Living with cancer, and winning! * Amazon parrot daddy. Flock boss. *Masshole exiled to the Gunshine State.

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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Parrots can and do live long lives. Samantha is a red crowned (or Mexican Red Head) Amazon parrot. She came to live with us 32 years ago. She was 6 years old at the tme. During her time with us she has survived two dogs and has destroyed thousands of cardboard boxes.
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Daily Beast: Trump’s sycophants continue to amplify the president’s detached version of reality. On Monday, Interior Secretary Doug Burgum told Fox News that vandals were partly responsible for damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Hey Donnie, Come on up to Massachusetts and rename this one. Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As long as Donnie is in a renaming mood.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm sort of glad that chemotherapy drugs have completely trashed my appetite. It lowers my susceptability to parasites in lettuce, salmonella in eggs, etc.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When will Fox News create this year's existential threat of Central American convoys of thousands of non-existent brown people ready to spill over the border and eat your cats and dogs?
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Donald Trump is not in the Epstein files. Donald Trump IS the Epstein files.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This made me laugh.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Ludwig and the Beethovens have respectfully declined the opportunity to appear at Freedumb 250.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A shooting at the correspondents dinner, guaranteed to be a ratings winner. Come dance Donny's distraction waltz, Where all of our flags are definitely false, And then, we get six months of Trump the spinner.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
There's a state constitutional ammendment proposed in Florida to legalize cannabis for ALL adults. State and county officials are going all out to decertify and throw out as many petition signatures as they can. This is the second time the state has tried to tip the scales on this issue.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Happy 48th "Blizzard of '78" anniversary to all those who celebrate.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Can't wait to download the movie, "Melania" and write all new dialogue.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Epstein
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
On a day when more of this world gets torn apart, I can have a few moments of solace while one of my parrots sits on my shoulder and snores.
Mexican red head amazon
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Who else is looking forward to the release of all the redactions tomorrow? Good times!
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Epstein files. In 8 days. How many hundreds or thousands of redactions will we (not) see?
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
After being away for a couple days, its great to come home to a dog with a wagging tail. Funny thing is, she's the neighbor's dog.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Donald Trump is not *in* the Epstein files. Donald Trump IS the Epstein files.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Never thought this would happen. Apparently, I have been placed on a list and my follower number just skyrocketed. Please. Give me some time to vet you all. (yeah...I'm paranoid in this social climate) Thanks for the follows everyone. I hope you find some value in my chemo brain perspectives.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The files.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Cheney dead at 84. The world just became a slightly better place. Burn in hell, Dick
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
E veryone, P lease S tate T hat the E pstein file release I s N ecessary.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I just figured out the catalyst to major unexpected life changes. Have 500 new business cards printed.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
A MAGA guy down the street is trying to sell his house. The FOR SALE sign has been on his lawn right next to his Trump 2024 sign with his faded Trump flag waving above. I've watched as potential buyers stop, look at the signs and drive off. Yesterday, all his Trump effluvia was removed. Musta hurt.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Had a loooong day of chemo yesterday punctuated by an act of defiance on my part. I started off a seven bag, nine hour drip session with two Tylenol.
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Laurie True Blue, PHR, SHRM-CP @laurietrueblue.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
😍😆
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Today's dead: Hulk Hogan: Meh... Chuck Mangione: I'm heartbroken.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
You know, Florida has a really bad rep over many things including a new concentration camp paid for by federal disaster funding but seriously...there are 23 million residents in Florida and the state is getting bashed by the actions of only 21 million. h/t Dave Barry
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
www.youtube.com/shorts/WhrHH...
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One Nation Under Blackmail #sInGeRsOnGwRiTeR #OrGiNaL #cOuNtRy #folk #song
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
baynews9.com/fl/tampa/new... Former Florida governor Rick Scott killed the plans to build a high speed link between Tampa and Orlando. The Dept. of Transportation offered funds to pay for most of the construction but pRick Scott wasn't taking any of that filthy Obama money.
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Brightline looking to raise $400 million for Tampa expansion
The private train service company wants to extend the railway by about 320 miles.
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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I laughed so hard I dropped my phone into the abyss under the ottoman
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M. Strom 🇨🇦 @mstrom.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Like this lovely video of Canadians doing just that 😀 bsky.app/profile/peip...
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A sitting US Senator gets assaulted and detained by DHS goons and Chuck is on a book tour.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
From one of the inner circles of hell, Cardinal Bernard Law is saying, "Shit, shit ,shit! Why did I have to die so soon...that could have been me.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Just a light jacket.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/04/2025
Happy #Easter
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Well...tomorrow is the big day. 3rd wednesday of the month and my SS is supposed to be deposited for the first time in the new account. Like clockwork for the past 6 years it has hit on the 3rd wednesday in the old account. We are living in different, very interesting times now.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm at the end of a long road trip staying for a few days in my dear old home, Massachusetts. I walked into a diner for breakfast on a cold, rainy Saturday and walking out was a guy wearing a red hat embroidered with, "Donald Trump was right about everything" What the fuck happened to you Mass?
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 03/04/2025
The Prime Minister of the Heard / McDonald Islands Speaks on Trump’s Tariffs
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Pete Hegseth's greatest "hits". www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...
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Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer
YouTube video by CNN
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social Hey Jared. When can we expect your loud and forceful demand that Pete Hegseth resign? Or is this shitty episode worthy of just another wise ass, pithy joke?
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I am in Portugal right now. This ain't a sightseeing holiday.
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Beano @beano53.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
@repmoskowitz.bsky.social In regards to your vote joining republicans in the censure of Rep. Al Green (D-TX) I once thought you to have leadership qualities, a rare and valuable thing in the Democratic party. But after your traitorous vote, you're just spineless. We're in a war and you defected.
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#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Always 🇺🇦
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a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
ALT: a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/03/2025
Especially after today…
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Ashley Kuckelman @ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Photo in a bookstore with books on a display shelf - Titles as follows : On Tyranny, 1984, Parable of the Sower, Diary of Anne Frank, The Handmaid’s Tale, Fahrenheit 451, Animal Farm and Brave New World. 

Sign on the shelf says: It’s a warning, not an instruction manual…
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