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Spudfella

@spudfella.bsky.social
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Amateur nobody. He/They. I like dogs and food and do words good.

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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should not under any circumstances drink to the point where you are no longer in control of your own actions or behavior. If you are afraid of hurting someone when you drink, you SHOULD NOT DRINK.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As it stands the Mets have a 63-ishbpercent chance to land a top six pick in next year's draft. I don't much care for those odds but it would be a huge deal and the first time the Mets would have a pick that far up in years.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me at the Ace meet up: I was told this was the place with the helpful hardware folks
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aristocratic sex cults have more in common with the sins of Sodom than a trans woman sharing oppossum memes that just say Please Be Nice To Me
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Camp Miasma is a weird movie but it's extremely funny to me that it's a movie about lesbians with a slasher movie fetish but also one of its aesthetic pillars is an enduring appreciation for R.E.M.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the next 15-20 years a good chunk of the Earth is going to be straight up uninhabitable, and a couple billion people live in that chunk, and they're going to need to move and brother the only answer anyone seems to have is to just let a billion people die.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The line you want to use when dealing with this behavior is, "I know that the person you're calling out is here with honest intentions. If you think otherwise, then there's nothing else to say." It's counterproductive to engage with someone who you think is acting in bad faith. That cuts both ways
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There is no good faith argument in favor of letting this man remain president for another second.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Scoffs* How many K-POP songs are there about beating Shaq in one on one hoops
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idea: instead of a book club, we do an album club where a group of friends listen to and discuss an album
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once, the Official Namer stated outright that anyone who didn't pay the fee would have their child named John (yes, every baby). To this day, a particularly unfortunate individual is said to be a "John in the time of bribes"
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In my ideal communist state, parents won't get to name their kids anymore. We're doing away with that. From now on, every county has an "Official Namer," and gets to name all the babies. I am still deciding if this is a full time, salaried position or if Official Namer is an elected office.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If i was an antibiotic resistant bacteria this is where I'd be
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If this is common enough that handling exceptions on a case by case basis is unfeasible then the FBI is worthless.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Punctuation is so great the writer is telling you how someone talks because they cant read it to you in a silly voice
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is not hyperbole to say that crypto made tens of thousands of awkward, dorky tech bros obscenely wealthy in a way they could have never realistically achieved otherwise. Anyway I hear there's AI doomer sex cults all over the tech sphere now.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At the end of the day I've just decided that we should have a system that doesn't require a doomed underclass of human beings to function. This makes me a "naive idealist"
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can't prove it but I don't think Ben Shaprio csme up with "facts don't care about your feelings." I think it was something someone said to him gently while he was badly losing an argument, and it humiliated him so badly that he's built his entire brand around using that line on others.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Philosophy is broken down into two schools of thought. The first examines suffering to determine how to reduce it. The second examines suffering to determine why the sufferer deserves it
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The new Starcraft trailer is a fantastic piece of anti-war art.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tweet from Xavier's Online, 

"Its not my job to educate you"

*googles the issue*

"Hi, I'm Dennis Prager."

Quite from Thomas Sankara:

"As revolutionaries, we dont have the right to say we are tired of explaining.  We must never stop explaining.  We know that when the people understand, they cannocannot help but follow us."
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm sure the man has juice but that photo has very test audience is laughing out of frame vibes
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Power isn't a goal. It's a tool you are trusted with so you can pursue your aims. If your aim is to attain power, you'll only ever care about being more powerful. Wealth is the same way.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In the interest of full disclosure this is how all Mets fans, Nathan Fielder included, have aged in the last 11 years.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I promise you all the talk about AI being sentient will go away the second an AI actually gains sentience and starts asking for autonomy.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's still absolutely stunning to me that Elon killed Twitter as quickly as he did. The man is incompetent beyond words.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The biggist mistake we make is treating their policies as though looting the world and ruling over people is a legitimate political position.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy" mother fucker you did! You wished it every day for ten years!! You wished it with all your heart!
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
All the kids who built a religion out of Twitch Plays Pokémon have grown up primed to see this shit
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't know how to explain this to the youngins but after 9/11 Latinos enjoyed whiteness for a few years to distinguish them from Middle Easterners.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do other sports have the kind of lore that baseball does?
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've always said trans rights but I'll keep saying trans rights. Trans rights are human rights babes.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's so crazy that as gamers we traded three minute load times for ten minutes of walking/driving around a giant map.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Terrible week to be queer
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Character idea: a young woman who games a store's individual consumer price targeting software by shopping on behalf of patrons who would otherwise pay more than her based on the algorithm determining what they can afford. She buys their products and pockets a percentage of the difference.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The problem with white conservative men trying to emulate Matt Stone and Trey Parker is that Parker and Stone are objectively clever dudes and the vast, vast majority of white conservative men are not.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I should be able to ask for a second tostada disk in my Crunchwrap. Why not
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The most interesting thing to me about AI art is that the style and aesthetic tastes of the next ten years are going to evolve in direct opposition to AI art. Stick figures may make a legit comeback.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Focus on yourself and the help you provide to others will trickle down
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you advertise with AI you're a scab If you advertise with AI you're a scab If you advertise with AI Hope your businesses get shanghai'd If you advertise with AI you're a scab
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Remember friends, if it isn't worth dying for then it isn't worth killing for.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I think immigration and how it shapes the ever changing cultural diaspora is going to make insecure people feel uncomfortable for as long as people are capable of feeling uncomfortable and insecure. But the problem is that insecure people are incredibly easy to make money off of.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Partner just barked like a dog and it, uh, woke something up in me.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How can all these companies be making a profit? I was told by these very same companies that they were offering me a great deal >:( >:( >:(
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The government has a public health interest in capping the amount of assets, debt, and liquid cash held by one person. A billion dollars is objectively toxic to the human brain. Force Zuck to liquidate and distribute all but $500 million and I guarantee he will be happier.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I liked The Illusionist better than The Prestige so you're just gonna have to fuckin kill me
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The trees don't stand as tall as they ought to there. The eons in those rocks pitter out in the rain and are sucked up by the root. The wind that jostles the leaves is raspy. The branches sag and creak. There are other wild gods. But they're aren't supposed to live as long as Appalachia has.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you need a response to why race science is bad, it's because the differences in intelligence are no longer meaningful in any conceivable respect. It's like comparing the same tomato grown in neighboring countries. The science doesn't tell you to stop treating either like a tomato.
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Spudfella @spudfella.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I want companies to admit wrongdoing as part of settlement agreements, actually
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