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Orgrim BOO-mscroller

@californiascroll.bsky.social
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www.lafoodbank.org/fire I add the wrestling references amid the political references to remind myself we all contain multitudes.

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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 20h
STONKS SAYS CRIMES INBOUND
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna tell kids that this was the Liberty Biberty ad
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Orcas: We owe you an apology, sperm whales, we were not really familiar with your game
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The executive branch can stay irrational longer than your center for the performing arts can stay solvent.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Framing this in the cube for motivation.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Schmitt: Admit it! You were conspiring with Alvin Bragg at this New York Liberty game! It’s right here in these texts! Smith: Senator, that was me sharing @jcsalterego.bsky.social ‘s curse-ed Liberty Biberty post to the group chat Schmitt: well … guess we’re both embarrassed
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You’re right to push back. That was a set of red balloons, not a Soviet first strike. Should I order some ambulances?
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, trying to convince my parents that quitting my job and raising crows was a great idea
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Paid for this popcorn with returns on my CDs
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Kenan Thompson Eating Popcorn on SNL
ALT: Kenan Thompson Eating Popcorn on SNL
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewer incensed. Bringing iced coffee or any beverage sign of antipathy, disrespect. Indication one is a clown, like the great Pagliacci. Interviewee bursts into tears…
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Motion to revise the “everyone on bluesky is 38” thesis to 48
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Man goes to lesbian bar outside of Boston. Finds mask wearing to be optional one night only. Bartender says rule is flexible, staff not going to be like history’s greatest monster Joseph Stalin. Man bursts into tears…
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why, that means almost two thirds of them won’t get built!
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gimme that zen coach Mr Secretary @sodrock.bsky.social
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
quick someone block me rn I wanna be featured on the "user was blocked for this post" account
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite Lewis Black bit is him relishing how the Kennedy Center didn’t want his act because it had too many F-bombs. And he loved the idea of some official having to count “that’s one fuck, two fucks…” Doesn’t matter. An attack on one…
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As a mea culpa, here's the Ole Miss crowd loudly chanting "ASSHOLE" during Lane Kiffin's interview on gameday
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no …
The nyt has discovered the rationalists
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lolololololololol
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The dulcet tones of @dkr-dc.bsky.social , now in the closing paragraphs of your Big Bank Market Outlook Newsletter
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guys I am lisan al ghaibing once again
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My imposter syndrome has once again disappeared.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Humming of [Waterloo] Intensifies
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
MORE LIKE GPT6 PER ASPERA
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.myinstants.com/en/instant/w...
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Windows Tada - Sound Button
Click here to play the sound!
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New tagline just dropped
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You. YOU. You’re good you.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Certificates of Deposit Global bond sell-off reignites as oil jumps to $109
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Global bond sell-off reignites as oil jumps to $109
US yields reach highs of the day after Scott Bessent’s Treasury buyback operation undershoots its target
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
How much?!
Wheel of fortune contestant wins 45000
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Even more potency to the @nicklutsko.bsky.social lyric “they’re singing songs that sound like they’re written by AI”
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@jamellebouie.net and @lioneltrolling.bsky.social please review Coyote Vs. Acme for @unclearpod.bsky.social for what it says about what we recall about the legal thrillers of the 1990s and what they in turn said about the politics of the day. Will do your housework so you both have the time.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Of course we’re ready, we know how this goes: the gimmick went stale the storylines stopped making sense everything fell into chaos everyone went bankrupt and the well-resourced adversary took over oh shit OH FUCK 🤼‍♂️
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Opinion | A New World Order Is Coming. We Aren’t Ready.
We must be honest about the seriousness of the situation we’re in.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Brrrrrrrrddddddt ABODOOOOOOO!
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Welcome Hell
ALT: Welcome Hell
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A reminder that to merely keep it to just this bad in perpetuity requires a Herculean effort nobody has committed to.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Waking up to @dkr-dc.bsky.social like it’s Sonny and Cher on the radio from Groundhog Day
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Opinion | A New World Order Is Coming. We Aren’t Ready.
We must be honest about the seriousness of the situation we’re in.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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SpongeBob & Patrick Annoy Squidward
Alt: SpongeBob & Patrick run free while squidward watches
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They’re all dead and things start going sideways after Michael frees Henry Gale so you can stop there series there.
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Has CENTCOM considered substituting Oates for TLAMs?
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes! Hahaha…yes!!!
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pepperidge Farm Remembers
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yay?
Lake gradual dissolution of international norms that underpin generations of peace and prosperity
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Orgrim BOO-mscroller @californiascroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tag yourself I’m mic suddenly 20 feet further away at 1:33
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jonah is back in the building and getting plenty of treats this time 🦴
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭
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