Reposted by Rep. Cool RickRep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 07/11/2025get a load of this woke stunt casting 031
Reposted by Rep. Cool RickEternal Cat War @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Do not shop at Target holy shit 514143
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 14/04/2026@realfollowers.bsky.social @realfollowers.bsky.social what's the damage? 110
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Seeing shit like this makes me want to become The Joker, but apparently that role has been filled. 010
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 11/04/2026If you're wondering *exactly* where the capsule splashed down, here's the USS John Murtha's location. www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/...marinetraffic.comMarineTraffic: Global Ship Tracking Intelligence | AIS Marine TrafficMarineTraffic Live Ships Map. Discover information and vessel positions for vessels around the world. Search the MarineTraffic ships database of more than 550000 active and decommissioned vessels. Sea... 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Wait a second, where have I seen those sneakers before??? 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026This stings because ChatGPT said my lo-fi beats sound like a 37 second long fart 010
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 09/04/2026My "Not involved in human trafficking" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by press conference. 000
Reposted by Rep. Cool Ricktrevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate 3662711850
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I hate to hand it to the New York Times, but they've had this headline in place basically all day and they still haven't sanewashed it with "Trump Exhorts Iranian Leaders With Nontraditional Overtures" or some shit. 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Also, I hear they love a good laugh at The Hague, so be sure to tell them all about your presidential pardons when your flight lands. Anyway, here's Ron Wyden with laser eyes. 010
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I imagine those opposed would give the same answer today as back then: Whatever country lines up with your ethnicity. Yeah, I realize that’s stupid because one’s ethnic background can be complicated. They didn’t care then and they don’t care now, so they can offer a simpler version: “Not here.” 010
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026At some point, I decided the name for the hypothetical most unappetizing item on a restaurant menu would be “protein power bowl.” I couldn’t describe the hypothetical food itself, except that it would contain no meat. So where is the protein coming from? Probably something gross. 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Be sure to ask for an update on how the Dow is doing. 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Frankly I don’t really see much of a point in bringing Christianity to the moon if there’s no local population to brutalize and enslave. 010
Reposted by Rep. Cool RickFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026RIP pam bondi you would have loved having a soul you heartless fucking ghoul 216623
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If this gets made into a movie, @prufrock451.bsky.social would be completely justified if he also tried to lay siege to a Bass Pro Shop. 020
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Term limits is a concept that is very appealing to dumb people who love easy answers and don’t like to think very hard. 020
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 31/03/2026If you outlaw the Democratic Party, then only outlaws will be Democrats, and frankly the Democratic Party has way too many hall monitors for that to ever work. 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I really wish he gave it another shot in '04. Kerry didn't truly excite people, and the swiftboating didn't help, but there were at least 46 electoral votes that could have easily swung the other way, and Kerry only came up 20 short. Ohio alone would have flipped it. 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I had a rare meeting-free day, so I figured I'd capitalize on having time to get work done and take a second Vyvanse at like noon. Turns out two is way more than twice as effective as one. Now I'm considering taking an edible so I can actually fall asleep. This is all very healthy and normal, right? 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I hope he destroys Dan Goldberg, but it's a shame he's not going to primary Schumer. I think the reason he didn't do it is that while he *could* beat Schumer, it would be a serious uphill battle to get endorsements from elected Democrats in a primary against the Senate minority leader. 010
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 26/03/2026The fact that the hashtag resistance types vote for democrats and not republicans comes down to whichever campaign knocked on their door first in 2016. They have zero self awareness, and negative awareness of other people. 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Picking up where this left off is going to be amazing.youtube.comMaul's Venator Rampage - Star Wars The Clone Wars Season 7YouTube video by Harrison James 000
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 23/03/2026It’s subtle, but the only tell is the fact that Trump is smiling. 020
Reposted by Rep. Cool RickBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/03/2026I would make 1000 sequels to Master and Commander and each one could have a budget of 77 million dollars 361325104
Reposted by Rep. Cool RickRep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I don't know if I can tell the difference between classic and non-classic but "shitty little work-in-a-room shirt and car man" is part of the permanent collection in my brain. 0281
Reposted by Rep. Cool RickBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026There's a hauntingly beautiful irony in these morons thinking that carefully crafted American hegemony was actually weak and woke, and they would be the ones who would do Power and Dominance properly, and immediately bringing everything crashing down 97162493243
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 13/03/2026In reality, Tim Meadows only ever plays one character: Tim Meadows, and he always nails it. 012
Reposted by Rep. Cool RickUnscheduled Offworld Activation @nerdsherpa.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Here we go. Samwise Fukken Gamgee, the only Ring Bearer ever to take the ring, wear it (to do action hero shit!!) and then willingly give it up. 072
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Are we like REALLY sure it wasn’t fired by Iran? I’m just saying, I wouldn’t put it past Trump to be doing Iran-Contra 2.0 and selling them Tomahawks. 000
Reposted by Rep. Cool RickMonster Moloch 👹👿👻 @modernmoloch.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Motherfucker said “forthwith” 41562
Rep. Cool Rick @reptavner.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Never a good sign when you gotta hand it to Iran 010
