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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All these years later.... I'm STILL a member of The Resistance.
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Michelle Steinberg, M.Ed @michellesteinberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What a headline
Huffpost.com headline says: "AOC Delivers Stark Message To Ed Sheeran Amid Macklemore Controversy"
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I will crawl over broken glass to vote against every Republican in every election for the rest of my life for what they’ve done
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Ashley Kuckelman @ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just gonna leave this here… 🎯
LINDSEY GRAHAM IS DEAD.

I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER MY FIRST AND ONLY ENCOUNTER WITH HIM WHEN HE LOOKED THE GRIEVING MOTHER OF A DEAD POLICE OFFICER IN THE FACE AND BARKED THAT HE WASN'T GOING TO LISTEN TO HER BLAME TRUMP FOR
JANUARY 6TH.

WHEN I SHOWED HIM MY BODY CAM FOOTAGE FROM THAT DAY HE TURNED AWAY AND LOOKED AT HIS PHONE.

REST IN PISS YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS
SCUMBAG. IF THERE IS A HELL I HOPE YOU'RE IN IT.

~ MICHAEL FANONE ~
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Perversion is what they're about, in the purest sense of the word. The right does the same thing to figures like Tolkien (Peter Thiel's "Palantir" and "Anduril") and of course the Wachowskis. If they didn't maim and appropriate they'd have nothing at all.
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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The columnariat are, quite simply, some of the worst people in society. They will murder you, cry at your funeral, and turn in 800 words on how your death is the fault of the wokes.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Why is the Navy trying to reenact the HMS Terror/Erebus story for no reason at all?
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ashley (birthday week) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think [REDACTED]
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Josh V @bruiserchgo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
OPINION
GUEST ESSAY
You Were In For a Dipshit lake As Soon As You Saw This Font
Feb. 23, 2026
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wilson clinging to those fifteen minutes like
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Her over-eagerness to dunk harms her overall insights and makes her appear oblivious. For instance, her shot at the food. Yes Emily, why WOULD food made out of humans look unappetizing? Why WOULD the suitors' feast not look like an ideal banquet? She presumably knows, but wants to roast, not review.
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 28/07/2026
I was really just commenting on the fact that being a great translator does not make you a good film critic. Expertise in one area does not mean you are an authority on everything.
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026
“The Bluesky Experience™”
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@ceej.online
you have somehow made the exact point of my post, in a reply to my post, without having understood my post
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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I feel bad at how hard I laughed at this.
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This post is pure brilliance.
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
By the Burning River Brigade in NE Ohio
A sign installation on a highway overpass that says "someday a mortician gets to superglue his lips shut."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/06/2026
Four years ago, the Supreme Court stripped away a fundamental Constitutional amendment right and put abortion care out of reach for millions of Americans.

Today, we're sending a different message. With New York State, we are investing $495,000 to expand the NYC Abortion Access Hub, connecting more people to abortion care, medication, transportation, lodging and support services, no matter where they live.

Abortion is health care. Health care is a human right. We're protecting that right in New York City.
For abortion services and care call 1-877-NY2-AHUB
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Dylan, on life in your 80’s, is incredible. @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The vibe in New York is what Trump is trying to force at Special Boy Birthday Bash, the vibe he's been trying to generate for himself his entire life, and he's never going to get it
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Elon Musk is an enemy of humanity.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Every year for Pride, I repost Hue. I made him to send love and comfort to those who feel Pride isn’t for them because they aren’t out. You matter, you are valid, and it’s ok if you aren’t ready yet. Coming out is not a requirement for being part of this community. Happy Pride 🌈
A rainbow colored box turtle looking nervously out of a drab gray shell. There is text above him that says “It’s OK if you’re not ready yet.”
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Loved the Maul show but I feel like Vader trying to verbally psyche out his opponents is a core aspect of the character. As a sadist, he loves to mentally break people down, as well as physically, especially if his opponent wields a lightsaber. He relishes telling victims what's happening to them.
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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.
Handwritten note taped to a power pole that reads: if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means NECESSARY. I ain't giving up. I swear.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Alex Jones asking the world's richest man to intercede on his behalf is how you know he's a true enemy of the elite
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I wear this outfit when I'm logging on these days
A hazmat suit guy from The Crazies
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
[whispers in a voice so quiet no one alive can hear it] the theatrical cut of alien 3 is better than the assembly cut
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It's now called the Strait of Americuz. Our cherished 55th state. This will solve the problem.
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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
To everyone who doesn't want to see the face of the US president, we have a labeler now! bsky.app/profile/face...
bsky.app
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood. trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️ republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️ “sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️ naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️ villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️ powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️ list goes on
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
So Schank's thesis is that intelligent people are free from crippling neuroses and petty resentments and it's like... has this guy even heard of a single brilliant person?
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 18/10/2025
Live look at a No Kings march
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a group of frogs are playing instruments and one of them has a lucky cat on it
Alt: Frog band from Satoshi Kon's masterul anime film Paprika
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
The manosphere is not only anti-woman but also anti-man and anti-human.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Tired: Tilting at Windmills Wired: Eliminating the Windmills entirely to defeat the wind once and for all
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Bond fans yesterday: "Amazon will never do anything worthwhile with the franchise. The dream is over. We should have a viking funeral for James Bond's penis." Bond fans today: "Well hold on now..."
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This is dialogue you'd expect to hear in a Verhoeven sci-fi movie
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Oliver Ghingold @emceebois.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
CLARIFICATION : The Trevor Project's hotline will still be live. But basically this means LGBTQ people can no longer be connected to it through the US national 988 suicide prevention hotline. They will need to be contacted DIRECTLY So spread this around They can be texted. They can be called.
A screenshot of a website laid out in a two-by-two grid:

Top-left, a line-drawing image of a cartoon woman with braided hair looking at text messages on her smartphone with a smile.

Top-right, "Text us from anywhere, anytime. Standard text messaging rates may apply." "Text 'START' to 678-678" button, "What to expect +" link.

Bottom-left, "Reach out to hear a live voice on the line." "Call us at 1-866-488-7386" button. "What to expect +" link.

Bottom-right, side-by-side line-drawing images of two cartoon people. On the left, a cartoon woman is holding her phone to her ear and looking up at the night sky. On the right, a cartoon phone agent is sitting in front of a laptop with a headset on in front of a bright, sunny sky.
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Thonker @thonkthwackthwoot.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Today's ABC would have fired Murrow the first time he spoke out against McCarthy.
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 10/06/2025
Cowards and collaborators, the lot of them.
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Johnny L. @johnnylandmine.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I didn't fuck around. Why do I have to find out
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