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Jeff Drake

@hatethedrake.bsky.social
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TV writer, McSweeney’s contributor, father of four, loudmouthed antifa pinko commie lefty socialist who thinks everyone deserves equal rights. I know, weird right?

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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 12h
Oh….wow
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today is the 40th anniversary of Cleveland's epic Balloonfest debacle. Second only to Ten Cent Beer Night in the great list of Cleveland WTFs. Cheers to all who celebrate.
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The Doomed Cleveland Balloonfest of '86
YouTube video by The Atlantic
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I slept on this book for TOO LONG. It is SO GOOD! Beautifully written and intricate like a puzzle box. @amalelmohtar.com & @maxgladstone.bsky.social knocked it out of the park with this one.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the unity dumb old Democrats keep crying for. But will they weaponize it and use it as a rallying cry? Not. Bloody. Likely.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Healthy people are RIPPING OFF America!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The definition of a great cinematic villain includes said villain not believing what he’s doing is evil. So…great work, Peter Thiel!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The mouth of the Scrub Daddy, that’s where knives go when you want to clean them, right? Or should I be discussing this with a mental health professional?
Scrub Daddy with a knife in its mouth.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like Xi Jinping talked about the “Thucydides trap” as a flex, because he knows (as WE ALL do) that Trump has no idea what those syllables mean. He couldn’t spell it. He couldn’t pronounce it. He probably thinks it’s the guy pushing the rock. Or one of the characters from the Odyssey.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a power move, fuck bringing an iced coffee. Bring a slab of ribs, enough for both of you. If they don’t join in, do you really want to work there?
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
I don't think anyone will get an animal impersonator like her again.
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this house in widow’s Bay?
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Serpentine, Shel!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve been a fan of @derfbackderf.bsky.social since I was Managing Editor of the PitchWeekly in KC and he was drawing The City (and alt-weeklies were still a thing). Was blown away by his last graphic novel KENT STATE. Just got this in the mail today and it’s beautiful. Can’t wait to dive in.
"Backderf brings to life an era when Americans forgot about our most important amendment."
-Ann Telnaes, two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist
DERF BACKDERF
The
DISSIDENTS
AUTOCRATS! VIGILANTES! COMMUNISTS!...AND CARTOONISTS!
Author of
MY FRIEND DAHMER, TRASHED, and KENT STATE.
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9 Chickweed Rage @9chickweedrage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just finished recording Episode 50, where @mattfraction.bsky.social had to resort to visual aids to help himself understand what Brooke Mc-El-Dee had drawn. Also included is the official RAGE CHECKLIST with the 23 (of a possible 31) items checked off that we encountered this batch.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Vividly remember these from my bookstore days.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They can’t make money via subscriptions. Ads were always the best way for especially the actors and writers to continue to share in the profits. It’s why they pulled The Mysterious Benedict Society and American Born Chinese less than a year after they debuted. Didn’t want to pay residuals.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The universe is wild.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Maybe we will have a slightly better chance to win if we just condemn this small population of Americans to death. Sure, they’re people with inherent value and dignity. But maybe we’ll win if we throw them into a threshing machine.” —Democrats talking about trans rights apparently
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the problem. No WAIT! The problem is cowardice.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete wants to make sure all his soldiers can get boners. He’ll see to himself if necessary!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
100% accurate
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is, of course, hacking companies because of humans training and telling it to do that.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But I mean, if he invites us to another dinner, OF COURSE we will go!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Everything decays into waste heat.” - @astrokatie.com inadvertently giving me comfort about Donald Trump
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This should be fun.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These days, every time I see Trump, I think of the second law of thermodynamics, which essentially states everything evolves towards decay. And I am slightly comforted.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is a nice mushroom
A big beautiful bear’s head tooth mushroom growing on a perimortuous maple tree. The green undergrowth climbs around it on all sides, and yellow summer sun infuses the woodscape. All photos by me
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Ron Swanson
ALT: Ron Swanson
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 16/09/2026
The man who won't let you have paid sick leave or health care returns to Congress after getting free health care and 90 days paid sick leave
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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
THE DISSIDENTS is officially launched and on sale! Please support your local indie bookstores and buy from them. If you prefer to purchase online, see the link in the comments.
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Finished another shortie. Couplets by Maggie Millner. Primarily written in verse. 128 pages. And really great.
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Nick Rheinwald-Jones @spybrunch.com · 15/09/2026
LINDSEY: Rumours is running long. Let's cut Silver Springs MICK: The one where Stevie basically witch-curses you? LINDSEY: Oh hadn't noticed that part MICK: Fine, we'll cut it LINDSEY: Because you're my bud? MICK: Nah cuz you're a coked up rageaholic and you might kill me LINDSEY: lol I might
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh no. To catch up with the news cycle, I need to look up Macklemore, Ed Sheeran, AND Robert Kraft? Hard to think of a triumvirate I am less interested in.
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Three stills from the movie Bram Stoker's Dracula; first one is a close-up of a handwritten letter, with the caption, "Your friend, D," next one is a close up of Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker, with the caption, "D?" and the third one is Gary Oldman as Dracula, laughing, and the caption is, "Deez nutz!"
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So surprising that the pudding-brained dictator who loves punishing random people loves this horrid surveillance tool.
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Edward Hopper @edwardhopper.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The City - 1927 botfrens.com/collections/173/conten…
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here’s a handy reference.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026
They did WHAT on 3rd down
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump will never speak of this “dividend” again. Just like the other promises to send Americans money.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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Jeff Drake @hatethedrake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Accidentally trained my dachshund puppies to come to me when I called out, “Ladieeeees!”
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