Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 3mThe lion with the lamb (ok really the other lion) 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@jeremiah.sounderatheart.com How many times in our history have we beat Wiz/SKC with goals after the 89’ 020
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jesus that’s a real forcefield on goal for the Loons 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Real cool that our CB dribbled the ball out of bounds at midfield 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean CW deserves to be fired but this is still like 95% Adrian Hanauer 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026CR7 has more headed goals than you’d expect from a guy generously listed at 5’8” 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Well, I’m glad that Ed Sheeran confirmed everything I ever suspected about Ed Sheeran 000
Reposted by Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney LakeNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This is Drake Maye’s worst nightmare: playing against a team that is good 574579
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Drake Maye continues to be trash 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026That is the most Drew Locke play of all time. 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Again, what the fuck is the defender supposed to do there 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jedd Fisch teams continue to make stupid mistakes 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jedd Fisch is like Kalen DeBoer if every decision was bad 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jedd Fisch is a shit coach 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jedd Fisch teams will always bleed points for stupid mistakes 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Even though it’s a 100% Adrian Hanauer’s fault, Craig has to go. 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Welp Sounders continue to be shit 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026JMo doesn’t look like he has the wheels anymore 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?...youtu.beTim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.YouTube video by geoff EXE 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I don’t even know where to start breaking down that guy’s I’m the victim pity party. 000
Reposted by Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney LakeAP @interpearsonal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026The Sounders field a starting lineup with a combined salary of $1.8 million, the salary of a single max-TAM player in 2026. Congrats, Adrian! You did it! You found the most efficient roster-spend starting 11! Come collect your prize. 25614
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Musovski honestly lucky to not see red there 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Roll dodged a bullet by not playing Elden Ring lately. But I’ve been alternating between Helldivers and Bannerlord so idk 010
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Put Preki out there. He’d score more than these bums. 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Joshua Baez is like me playing career mode of video games with a create a player 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My Dad’s celeb photo collection: Least Problematic: Pete Sampras, Dana Carvey, Venus&Serena, Sinbad, Queen Latifah, Drew Carey, Catherine Zeta-Jones&Michael Douglas Ray Romano Yikes: Puffy, Cosby, Hulk Hogan, Lance Armstrong, Leno, Seinfeld, Clinton, Rob Schneider 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The wild thing is seeing how many of these celebs have turned out to be super yikes. 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My Dad was a corporate exec in the early 2000s. Not C Suite or anything but upper mgmt. He used to attend a lot of road show/conference/kickoff events that had paid celebrities and he has a 2’x2’ picture frame with a collection of the photos of him with the celebs (sometimes my Mom attended too) 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026DeRo keeps auto correcting to derp. It’s accurate. 010
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026How the fuck do you miss that 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It’s almost like the @Sounders haven’t spent money in a decade 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My in laws and their very small children are here and drawing on my walls with markers. I am quite certain the @soundersfc.com will be a worse experience 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This isn’t on Schmetz. This is on Adrian. 100%. Fuck this ownership. 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026If you had a Nico or Raul tier player on this roster we wouldn’t be in this situation 020
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The man most in denial in the country has to be Adrian Hanauer 000
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Nate Bowling doesn’t follow me - Im a big fan - as a progressive educator and neurodivergent advocate and Seattle sports/soccer fan our interests often align. But yeah my earliest Sounder memories are a plastic ball and star logos. The first sport event I attended was a Sounders game in the Kingdome 110
Main Man: North Bend isn’t Bonney Lake @mainman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Rusnak needs to put that on frame. I don’t mean score but on frame. I can put that on frame to be saved. You’re making $$$ playing soccer put the ball in the right area 010
