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sarrible

@sarabrady.com
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Oxford comma enthusiast, feminist killjoy, and cookbook hoarder. She/her. Favorite Raffi song: Bananaphone

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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 4h
I'm cool with a lot of the thing that come with parenting, but I gotta, say, Elmo doing Bobby Darin at 8 a.m. is really something.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 4h
Believe me when I tell you that literally all I want from my music is to know that it was made by a pair of bickering Mancunians who have spent their lives roasting each other. Can your stupid clanker call its brother "a man with a fork in a world of soup"? CAN IT??
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James Walkinshaw @jameswalkinshaw.bsky.social · 23h
Virginia, reproductive freedom is on the ballot. I’m voting YES on Question #1 and should too—on or before November 3rd. Want to help spread the word? Get involved at jameswalkinshaw.org/contact.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 22h
Me: *considers saying something about the people all watching baseball at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday* Also me: *remembers the months of June and July*
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Keyne Yamal lamins brother
ALT: Keyne Yamal lamins brother
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 29/09/2026
Not a good sign, generally, when my brain is too fried to read a book on the train *to* work.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 28/09/2026
Ryan is the only person in America who genuinely wants to talk on the phone. (He's good at it.)
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 28/09/2026
"Do you want a fork?" I belatedly asked my son while watching him eat spaghetti with his hands.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 28/09/2026
Hot damn.
A 13x9 inch casserole dish full of spaghetti and meatballs, with a few leaves of basil on top.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 28/09/2026
Making the never-fail one-hour one-pan spaghetti and meatballs recipe from @americastestkitchen.com tonight, and the dish is ready to go into the oven but the oven isn't up to temp yet. That's how fast this recipe is. I love it so much.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 28/09/2026
Belgium is hosting France in the Nations League this afternoon, so I will begin trash talking @maggiehendricks.bsky.social immediately. Look upon the impossible chicness of Zinedine Zidane, Red Devils, and quiver in fear!
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 28/09/2026
I'm pretty sure this Katseye performance from last night's SNL is actually a Fanta commercial I saw in a movie theater in 2005
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 27/09/2026
I did not know I needed to hear Ted Lasso pronounce “Zidane” after this shitshow of a week, but I did.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 26/09/2026
We are now watching Moana and I have a glass of rosé and all is right with the world.
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Baby Moana Plays with the Ocean
ALT: Baby Moana Plays with the Ocean
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 26/09/2026
I was wrong—what's on YouTube is the TV series from the '00s, not the sequels. I stand by my criticisms. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lan...
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The Land Before Time (TV series) - Wikipedia
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 26/09/2026
They are also musicals, and let me say how immensely spoiled we are as parents that there are kids' movies with music by Lin-Manuel Miranda and Randy Newman and the Anderson-Lopezes. what the hell is this song about an egg
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 26/09/2026
I would like to register a formal complaint about the steep drop in quality from The Land Before Time (resonant, beautiful, scary in parts) to its 13 direct-to-video sequels, which are on YouTube and which my son has been watching as much as I will let him. Paw Patrol–ass dinosaur rubbish
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The Land Before Time Sharptooth
ALT: The Land Before Time Sharptooth
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 26/09/2026
Jesus, this week was a long year.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 26/09/2026
Not your friend spending the day-care tuition on Oasis tickets for her birthday
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 24/09/2026
When I bought this house with my mom, I knew I was signing up for a certain amount of in-house tech support. But good Lord, trying to get photos off a boomer's iPhone and onto her ancient Windows desktop so she can send them to CVS to be printed to mail to family in France…
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 22/09/2026
This fucking year, man. Let's just vote and then have Christmas.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 22/09/2026
I have reached the point in the doorstop book I'm reading about the Nuremberg trials where the Nazis have embraced, essentially, MAHA. The majority of doctors in Germany were Jewish, so the Nazis decided that all real medicine was a hoax and instead tried to cure tuberculosis with pendulums.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 22/09/2026
I made @smittenkitchen.bsky.social sweet potato tacos for dinner and this picture does not include the other two I ate. Burlap and Barrel Hatch green chile powder on the potatoes and ATK refried black beans, plus queso? Perfect.
Two corn tortillas on a plate, topped with refried beans, roasted spiced sweet potato cubes, pickled red onion and cilantro.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 21/09/2026
Sorry. He owns a WHAT factory
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 21/09/2026
AND I INSTALLED IT
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 20/09/2026
I just got a $234 car seat for $137, plus a $20 gift card, so no one can tell me anything.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 18/09/2026
An error I run into surprisingly frequently while copyediting: Calvary/cavalry. The first one is where Jesus was crucified. The second is the one with the horses.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 18/09/2026
Sean is really in a monster phase right now, and at the dentist this morning they were showing Beauty and the Beast. He took to the Beast instantly, so I played the rest of the movie for him tonight. He was so disappointed when his beloved Beast turned into that middling prince. Same, buddy, same.
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lowkey considering running for congress for all the paid time off…
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 16/09/2026
Sean is so firmly in his monster phase that he is asking Te Fiti to turn back into Te Ka.
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Te Ka's Fiery Volcanic Eruption
ALT: Te Ka's Fiery Volcanic Eruption
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 16/09/2026
I hope a gator eats you, old man
Fundraising text from James Carville for something called Moderate Democrats PAC
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 16/09/2026
I tell you, nothing will make you question your parenting like describing your toddler's diet to a medical professional. "Um, he likes fruit. Cheese. Yeah."
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 16/09/2026
This has been a bad week. (How it only Wednesday?) But here is a good thing: The latest NWSL players' contract has expanded protections and benefits for pregnancy and parenthood, and from all accounts the babies and their moms are flourishing. www.washingtonsun.com/sports/spiri...
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The Spirit’s New Moms Navigate the Season with Babies in Tow
A league policy allows players to have their babies — and in some cases, their spouses — travel with the team.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 16/09/2026
I spent two hours looking at Noel and Liam Gallagher in IMAX today and it fixed something in my heart.
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Liam Gallagher Noel Gallagher
ALT: Liam Gallagher Noel Gallagher
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 15/09/2026
Fuckin biblical
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 15/09/2026
Trying again and if they start showing the fucking Odyssey I am taking my complaints directly to Liam Gallagher himself.
Sign outside theater #3 saying Oasis: Don't Look Back in Anger is showing here. It damn well better be.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 15/09/2026
I hope John Cornyn and Thom Tillis see what Massie is doing with his last months in power and are deeply ashamed of their own cowardice.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 15/09/2026
They did, in fact, help. I had three.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/09/2026
the sum total of Sam Alito’s jurisprudence on voting adds up to “You have the right to vote for a Republican and if you aren’t likely to vote for a Republican, then Republicans are allowed to disenfranchise you.”
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 15/09/2026
BREE YOUR HORSE LADY @mostlybree.kitrocha.com
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 14/09/2026
Had a sad morning, so I have a pan of these in the oven. That'll fix everything, surely. sallysbakingaddiction.com/brown-butter...
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Brown Butter Apple Blondies - Sally's Baking
These soft and chewy brown butter apple blondies combine cinnamon-spiced apples, brown sugar, and toasty brown butter for an irresistible fall dessert.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 14/09/2026
Even better, call! I just did. 202-224-3121
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 14/09/2026
The AFC Richmond women carrying as many bottles of wine as they can hold off Tracey Ullman's yacht is the energy I need to get me through this week.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 13/09/2026
Sean just shoved a chapstick down Steve Miller's throat and I momentarily thought I'd have to perform an endoscopy on a plastic booze alligator
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 13/09/2026
Bluesky, I have some notes.
List of Bluesky trending topics. #3 is US Open men's final: Zverev vs. Sinner. Zverev is actually playing Ben Shelton.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 13/09/2026
One of Sean's favorite toys is a plastic alligator named Steve Miller (of the eponymous band, not the Nazi homunculus) who first came to me filled with grenadine and floating in a fish bowl full of liquor at Brother Jimmy's in Manhattan. Steve Miller is now devouring Sean's sock monkey.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 13/09/2026
It's really hot and muggy today, so Mom pulled out Sean's wading pool. And then she made a critical mistake: She handed him the hose to fill it up. So really, she had only herself to blame when he turned the hose on her.
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Sophie Rae Lichterman @whysophiewhy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tennis watchers, reminder: Alexander Zverev has faced domestic abuse allegations from multiple former romantic partners & Ben Shelton's girlfriend is Trinity Rodman who is cool as shit.
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sarrible @sarabrady.com · 13/09/2026
Now that's what we like to see, ESPN
Shot of Ben Shelton arriving at Arthur Ashe stadium for the US Open final, with a chyron noting that he is Trinity Rodman's boyfriend.
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