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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Alistair, Tony Archer would grumble if Pan's People took turns on him in a bath of Cliquot. Because it wasn't Krug. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Paulie, dear twinkly Paulie, we haters are desperately interested in any potential failings in the whole Lily/Carpet debacle... #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Harrison came for lunch? Fair exchange is no robbery, I suppose... #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

That's it, I'm going to throw a bucket of water over Lilison. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Not jealousy, Carpet? From you? Who are notably posessive? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

The glow worm release is going ahead? And Kirsty and Rex have done all the research and not turned up the whole raft of invasive species legislation? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Bobby that belongs to Bob and a cat called Catto? Really? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Carpet, are you even the subject of many conversations in the village? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Oh dear. The celebrant has been issued a first name. If they get a second one, we're probably stuck with them. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Will Anna pick up where her mother left off? Hexing the church and putting the fluence on the denizens? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

We find Anna gardening at her late mother's cottage. The question is, why? She rented from the Archer family, there's bound to be something in the tenancy agreement. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

Alan offers some comfort. "Oh, Anna, just think, she's wound up in the hereafter, happy doing whatever she likes... pushing sinners into lakes of boiling sulphur, poking them with her pitchfork..." #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 3h

There’s a complication at the vets. Alistair and Paul are unable to unlock Ruby's jaws from a sheep? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Amber is going to be using Baby Grundy as an income stream? Is there no responsible adult who will do there damnedest to ensure the brat's first word is obscene? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Susan proves to be a friend indeed. This is obviously some new synonym for "pain in the arse". #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Pip has a decision to make. It'll be the wrong one, and a hill she's prepared to die on. As usual. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is interesting that the people who are least qualified to be judgemental are being the most judgemental... #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Edward Grundy! Emmur's bed was scarcely cold when you hopped into it! #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Actually Pip, we all thought Stella was going to steal your mum from your dad, and we were totally disappointed. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hang on, "niece"? Rosie isn't Freddie's niece! She's his first cousin once removed! #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Motown Classics and 00s Indie vibe are both good. But it's Pip, so I'm coming down heavily in favour of Motown. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Who would nick stones from a dry stone wall? Who isn't a Grundy? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Harrison! Look at this dry-stone wall! It's got the same emotional range as Adam!" #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No, Ed. No-one around there does dry-stone walling, but I'm guessing you'll have a go. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A massive bouncy castle at a wedding? Why the fuck not, Pip? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh good lord. Ben gone, Paul gone. They were about to Do The Do... #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I rather hope Freddie finds his spine and ticks Carpet off... #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh, Lily. In a few months you'll be taking your tea the way Carpet likes it. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Harrison is given a few home truths. "You're a creepy, stalkery guy taking advantage of the idiot behaviour of a posh nit with severe daddy issues and a taste for deeply flawed men!" "Yes, ma'am. Does this means I'm being transferred?" #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There’s light at the end of the tunnel for Lily. She's cycling up the same tunnel as Brad's driving down? Oh dear. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm going to go further and say that I bloody well hope it does.

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Apropos of the ludicrous names Amber is considering for a child already wearing the Grundy milestone, I honestly think registrars should be allowed to say "Are you absolutely sure? Because that sounds stupid." when parents try stuff like Bear. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Emmur, for God's sake! You should know Ed's not baby Zoo's grandfather! Even though there was some confusion at one point. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So, is Ed Brian's lackey or Martyn's stooge? And do we care? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"What about the other board members?" "We can set up a different field for them to run round in!" #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Strictly, Martyn, as has been pointed out, he's neither. Wiwyum's the grandfather... poor little sod. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ed, you've spent most of your life being someone's stooge, why object to Martyn suddenly? #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Martyn will be offering Lynda his back acres before you can say carnage. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Emmur, people willingly bet money on half-mad herd animals with tiny people on their backs running through a field, they are definitely daft enough to bet on baby names. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bear?! Fox?! River?! I bloody knew her reading level was Gruffalo. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Brian's right, David would have forty fits and we'd have too listen to it. Without popcorn. #TheArchers

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Charlie Notton 🚜🏍️🍺🇬🇧🌈 @charlienotton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lynda asking Brian what he thinks of a dog field is another wasted opportunity for it to be #TheDayTheySayFuckOnTheArchers. #TheArchers

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