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Pronounced with an UMPTY. The guy who paints the things you like.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16h
I can smell this picture
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16h
Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw
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The Art Fella 🎨 @artfella.art · 16h
Paramount+'s Golden Axe turned out to be pretty fun with just the right of silly, stupid and heart. I'd be totally down for a second season. The animation was pretty friggin stellar too; way to go Titmouse!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15h
Btw, I got your new James Bond right here
actor Aaron Pierre
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 7h
Dipshit Schmitt
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 5h
Pathetic…..
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 17h
Sen. Eric Schmitt is an international laughingstock. He’s up for reelection in 2028, so we’ll have to work on him later.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 16h
“It wasn’t a mistake”🤔 “Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?” 🤔 @ericschmittmo pathetically attempts to play it off and act like he didn’t publicly humiliate himself in front of the nation today 🤡
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21h
Watching a murder real-time.
Senator Britt with a shocked face.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026
Today in "absolutely not"
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Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine Sen. Eric Schmitt R-MO thinking he had a 'gotcha' moment at a hearing with Jack Smith - "I think you've already perjured yourself" - and it turns out his staff doesn't know the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes - unbelievable.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23h
That cocky, misplaced look of smug success on Senator Eric Schmitt’s face—moments before everything came crashing down around him because he’s so carelessly incompetent.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/09/2026
Every single one of 21 tested vehicles sent data to a third-party domain over Wi-Fi. Over half contacted domains specializing in advertising, tracking, or analytics. These companies gather details about your vehicle or driving behavior to sell to insurance companies or target you with ads.
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Your car’s data privacy problems are worse than you think
“There’s a lot to be worried about,” the project lead said.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
TILLIS: can the classified documents case be brought again in the future? JACK: we dismissed it without prejudice YESSSSS
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupid bastard thought he had something
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is why I'll keep shopping at Costco.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amid outcry, NY prosecutors have reopened the criminal investigation into the 7 Cornell gang rapists, a case that was covered up 2 years ago. These assholes would’ve been punished if they had written “free Palestine” instead of “free p*ssy.” Cornell leadership should be investigated too.
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Progress. Slow, but steady.
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Darth Kriss @insanityreport.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
Who could have seen this coming? Oh that’s right. Everyone with a brain
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Matt Robb said that Muse gave out his address without his knowledge. "Luckily I'm in an apartment with security," he wrote.
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#muse #Al #youtuber
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How it started/how it’s going
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Thanks @nickshirleyy for hoodie.
We're cleaning up the fraud in UtahBREAKING: Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee has been charged with mortgage and communications fraud ksl.com/article/
516296... #utpol @KSLcom @KSL5TV
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darthstar.bsky.social @darthstar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fact that Tesla drivers NEED to be told this tells you all you need to know. Look at this dipshit.
Dipshit sleeping in his Tesla as it drives itself in traffic.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Republicans really love Community Notes. It’s the only thing keeping their posts remotely connected to reality.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Since you guys can’t figure out how to build a sandbox and are now threatening our bag, we’ll do it for you” - Nvidia paraphrased
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Oh no. Dennis Haskins, Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell, has passed away.
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nicki Minaj is not a US citizen. She’s a green card holder. Her husband, Kenneth Petty, is a registered sex offender. Her brother, Jelani Maraj, was convicted of repeatedly raping his 11-year-old stepdaughter. So, of course, she’s MAGA.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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nancabell.bsky.social @nancabell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💙 This is a company with integrity 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a normal administration counterintelligence agents at the FBI would be investigating this photo. In this administration, the FBI director is in the photo.
Michael Weiss: Why, that’s Ali Abdelaziz is on the far left. Manages a lot of Russian, Belarusian and Chechen MMA fighters including Khamzat Chimaev, who is close to Kadyrov. Abdelaziz was an FBI informant until the Bureau dropped him because they suspected he was a double agent. Looks like Ka$h (far right) has forgiven and forgotten. These MAGA weddings are Mos Eisley cantinas for counterintelligence.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Israel fans chanted IDF and made monkey noises at black Irish players during the game against Ireland. Ban Israel.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ken Paxton was basically designed in a lab to be the focus of a Last Week Tonight segment
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Longscope @longscope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who would jesus blow away?
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Palantir founder Peter Thiel: “If you’re evil, you’re not bad. You’re actually maybe kind of good.” Apparently, even evil gets a rebranding campaign.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
US Ambassador to Greece has to be one of the greatest jobs you can get. You can represent your country in a beautiful place with great people and amazing food. But Guilfoyle had to go straight to plotting, scheming, and generating controversy. Because of course she did.
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The Desert Veteran @jkz12769.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So a developer who wants a data center center to be built near Hazelton, PA is offering $10,000 to the citizens. The citizens are pushing back saying it's a bribe & they don't want the noise. www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...
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Data center developer offers $10,000 checks to 4,500 households if the 1,300-acre facility is approved — locals push back over noise and 'bribe' concerns
Report says that many residents are rejecting the offer due to fears of noise, falling property values, and mistrust.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nailed it ⛽️ 🤷🏻‍♀️
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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Axios @axios.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: Florida asks for emergency order to halt ChatGPT development
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Florida asks court to impose guardrails on ChatGPT
Florida's attorney general says the company doesn't have the ability to properly regulate its own technology.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Don’t take your eyes off of him” is something u say about a guy who is going to try to steal your wallet or put something in your drink lol
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“.. Very good one sentence summary of the economy.” - Kyra Scanlon
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support
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Jenny @loraxthatshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If I recall the details, the JUDGE is the only reason that man served 60 days, and all but one were pre-conviction. Paxton tried to give him 30 days, and the judge was so outraged that he doubled it.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 28/09/2026
Nothing says confidence like a 22-state emergency tour..
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is phenomenal, especially since Tim Robinson is from Detroit (and even had a show called the Detroiters).
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I work at the newspaper and just wrote The Great Awokening is over, I’m both 79 and 12 years old and make 260,000 dollars a year from a man who sent Katy Perry into space on a rocket ship. As you can see, everyone else is the problem.
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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