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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.
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Ted @tedfrommaine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A meme featuring Stringer Bell from The Wire, played by Idris Elba, edited to wear a black baseball cap featuring the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe logo on the front. At the bottom, the caption reads: "I want you to put the word out there that we back up."
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No one’s calling it Lake America. “Lake America” is what you name a summer camp for soft children who say, “Don’t you know who my father is?” after a t-ball stand strikes them out
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/08/2026
President Trump has spent the morning on Truth Social trashing Canada and praising totalitarian dictator Kim Jong Un. Congrats, America!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Really cool there's a woman who does not know the future exists who has also been a sitting U.S. Senator for three full decades.
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Ted @tedfrommaine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cyclospora (Taylor's Version)
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2026
this is a complete societal failure, and something has to be done about this very soon
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“Sorry gas prices are sky high and you’ll never own a home — anyway check out these grainy UFO pics!” Cannot overstate how stupid these people think we are.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Consistently useless.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Bovino is just the patsy - a noxious and odious fall guy. Stephen Miller is the architect and prime mover of the whole thing. Everything they do is at his direction - often after his threats. As long as he runs policy in the WH, nothing will change no matter how many Bovinos come and go.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A nurse. A researcher. A helper.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.
NYT push alert: "A person was shot dead today during a struggle with federal agents in Minneapolis, according to officials."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
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Ted @tedfrommaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hello journalists. If you report this you gotta say that under the Constitution he has no power to do it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks vacation is awesome
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
PLEASE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EPSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
That there’s a police state.
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David Faris @davidfaris.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.
Analysis: US strikes mark a stunning demonstration of military might and presidential power
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The Peace Candidate.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/06/2025
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Those “I bought this BEFORE I knew Elon was crazy!” stickers don’t actually mention cars. You can put them on your furniture, appliances, pets, etc.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
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Ted @tedfrommaine.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Woke Marxist Pope" would go so hard as a band name.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
You can have 5 pencils
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Parker Butler @parkerbutler.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Just incredible
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Dear god let this man cook.
Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.
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Ted @tedfrommaine.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Now You're Playing Together ft. Paul Rudd – Nintendo Switch 2 www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGX... Super Nintendo Entertainment System – 1991 Commercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYhG...
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Legit the best thing any Dem has done to date in response to Trump and it happened because he cared more about serving his constituents than public polling about immigration.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2025
DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
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DOJ Plants Gun On Maine
AUGUSTA, ME—In a stunning discovery that linked all 1.4 million residents to a grizzly unsolved cold case, the U.S. Department of Justice escalated its attacks on Maine Friday when it allegedly plante...
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 17/04/2025
I won’t share RFK Jr.’s lies about autism. It’s disgusting and dangerous. If he had a shred of decency, he would apologize and resign. Autistic people contribute every day to our nation’s greatness. To every kid with autism, I’m in this fight all the way for you.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'm going to start saying "art of the deal" every time I do something really stupid and then start backtracking
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