Reposted by Banda Bassottia wear a mask iteration @an-iteration.bsky.social · 13hthey know that these were important to them, because the plastic that made the idols inundated their whole geographic strata 021
Reposted by Banda Bassottijam @socialistboat.dad · 15hI can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth" 164168
Reposted by Banda Bassottigerge @gerge-lemons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I know this stuff like the back of my head 1264
Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 26/09/2026Riffle shuffling two lasagnes together into one taller lasagne. 010
Reposted by Banda Bassottiponder @ponder.ooo · 25/09/2026everybody is fighting a million battles you can't see. actually probably more like a billion or trillion idk there's just a crazy amount of shit going on at the microbial level 3497
Reposted by Banda BassottiRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A cluster of short video creators working on Lyme disease awareness called TikTok Tick Talk. 2423
Reposted by Banda BassottiThe Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026No pool coverage? You're gonna get leaves in your filter 0121
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Reposted by Banda BassottiKleadron @kleadron.net · 20/09/2026we need more app icons that aren't circles because half my taskbar looks like a ball pit 0102
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Reposted by Banda BassottiSiege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony. 813350
Reposted by Banda Bassottilukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is 128131612113
Reposted by Banda BassottiCadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 14/09/2026shoe closet so big it needs a master boot record 0101
Reposted by Banda Bassottiwords @words.bsky.social · 12/09/2026toddler asked if cars can dance and I showed some low rider lifted hydraulic videos and kid is extremely impressed 1585
Reposted by Banda Bassottikota @maristela.org · 12/09/2026now i aint a doctor but i do know harm 😎 151
Reposted by Banda BassottiNate Spilman @natespilman.at · 07/09/2026I've always thought of Seagulls as grown men 031
Reposted by Banda BassottiBanda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 04/12/2024*standing on a table visibly delirious from a gas leak* "Oh Mercaptan! My Captain!" 071
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Reposted by Banda Bassottiteq @quilling.dev · 28/08/2026ever since I was young I knew I had to travel back in time to complete the paradox loop 2344
Reposted by Banda Bassotticaranatar @vibecode.rodeo · 25/08/2026Joke's on them most of my priors come from my posterior 051
Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 26/08/2026Whippin' donuts so clean they call my ride a Ford Torus. 020
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 23/08/2026Thinking about the other timeline where they spell it phrequency and they've got AM PM radios. Here, only clock radios are AM PM radios. 010
Reposted by Banda BassottiWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Our firm’s product is subscription software service that is used for escort rings, cannabis growers, petrochemical fuel companies, and sellers of tay finned fish. We’re the kings of the ass grass gas bass SaaS market. 67913
Reposted by Banda BassottiFrank The Luck | Mischief Motors dev 🚗💣🎮 @franktheluck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I learned the existence of this site recently: ps2iodb.comps2iodb.comPS2IODBPlayStation 2 Icon Open Database 022
Reposted by Banda BassottiRyan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Explaining a large line item on my aquarium gift shop receipt: "The purpose of the purchase is the purple porpoise plushies." 1261
Reposted by Banda BassottiNudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Just saw a BYD with a “SUCCULENT CHINESE WHEELS” bumper sticker. 420151
Reposted by Banda BassottiJames Brown @ancient.bsky.social · 16/08/2026You raise the horn to your lips and blow. The exit does not respond. > 2315
Reposted by Banda Bassottiaffine @refinement.systems · 15/08/2026People often talk about the dangers of negative polarisation, while positive polarisation is entirely overlooked. 1686
Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 12/08/2026Just learned that searches on here match against the text in link cards. Neat! So searching for "YouTube video by <Channel Name>" in quotes, as it appears, finds everyone posting links to that channel. I'm sure that'll be useful. 000
Reposted by Banda Bassotti../../../../../etc/passwd @unnick.booping.synth.download.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026🛈 you can create hydrogen by running electron inside proton 1128
Reposted by Banda BassottiSeleucid Dreamer @smollusk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026excuse me, this book is printed on *humane* skin 21204
Reposted by Banda BassottiDoug Sloane @dougsloane.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026I've seen people suggest you look at the eclipse through a colander. Don't do that, you'll strain your eyes. 6501133
Reposted by Banda BassottiFelix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026UFO (Unrelenting Flower Obtainer) 133172686
Reposted by Banda BassottiMatthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 11/08/2026OCEANS are now back to being regular oceans. – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (end card) 0294
Reposted by Banda BassottiDr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Catching strays in the group chat (I am an Animal Control officer.) 15210
Reposted by Banda BassottiBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 08/08/2026the armchair quarterback and his lesser-known sidekick, the ottoman umpire 16710