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Banda Bassotti

@orpach.neocities.org
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󺷭 ⁊  Wiki power user. Collecting and dispensing random numbers. Profile picture is not me.

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a wear a mask iteration @an-iteration.bsky.social · 13h
they know that these were important to them, because the plastic that made the idols inundated their whole geographic strata
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 15h
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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joe ⧉ 🍷🌊 @joetforhire.com · 29/09/2026
neon genesis toyotathon
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Jim Calabro ♟️ @calabro.io · 28/09/2026
snailsforce 🐌
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gerge @gerge-lemons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know this stuff like the back of my head
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 26/09/2026
Leucite gypsum diorite shist amesite…
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 26/09/2026
Riffle shuffling two lasagnes together into one taller lasagne.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 25/09/2026
everybody is fighting a million battles you can't see. actually probably more like a billion or trillion idk there's just a crazy amount of shit going on at the microbial level
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Thorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 24/09/2026
no added msg (derogatory)
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A cluster of short video creators working on Lyme disease awareness called TikTok Tick Talk.
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The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No pool coverage? You're gonna get leaves in your filter
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olive consumer @machete.gay · 21/09/2026
a poet named "wordsworth", come on, get real
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Kleadron @kleadron.net · 20/09/2026
we need more app icons that aren't circles because half my taskbar looks like a ball pit
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business goose🪿 @goose.art · 19/09/2026
Nobody's in your corner when you work in an Oval Office 😔
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Joel @polyparadigm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Juchero
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Cadenza 華彩樂 @eldritch.beauty · 14/09/2026
shoe closet so big it needs a master boot record
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johanna @jola.dev · 14/09/2026
All bits are equally significant to me
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words @words.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
toddler asked if cars can dance and I showed some low rider lifted hydraulic videos and kid is extremely impressed
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kota @maristela.org · 12/09/2026
now i aint a doctor but i do know harm 😎
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Nate Spilman @natespilman.at · 07/09/2026
I've always thought of Seagulls as grown men
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 04/12/2024
*standing on a table visibly delirious from a gas leak* "Oh Mercaptan! My Captain!"
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value plus discounted @akhilrao.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it puts the peptide in your steptide
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
Fistfight in an airplane, call that skybox.
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 04/09/2026
Her eyes were iMessage blue
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 01/09/2026
Only a Systembolaget deals in absoluts.
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 31/08/2026
benadryl at night, hat man's delight
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teq @quilling.dev · 28/08/2026
ever since I was young I knew I had to travel back in time to complete the paradox loop
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Rebane @rebane2001.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
furry transfem meme format

conversation between characters and the BalSnack estonian bread snack:
- hey guys
- ballsack
- NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
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caranatar @vibecode.rodeo · 25/08/2026
Joke's on them most of my priors come from my posterior
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
Whippin' donuts so clean they call my ride a Ford Torus.
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haha yeah @freshfleisch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
english is a kirby for loan words
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 23/08/2026
Thinking about the other timeline where they spell it phrequency and they've got AM PM radios. Here, only clock radios are AM PM radios.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Our firm’s product is subscription software service that is used for escort rings, cannabis growers, petrochemical fuel companies, and sellers of tay finned fish. We’re the kings of the ass grass gas bass SaaS market.
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Frank The Luck | Mischief Motors dev 🚗💣🎮 @franktheluck.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I learned the existence of this site recently: ps2iodb.com
ps2iodb.com
PS2IODB
PlayStation 2 Icon Open Database
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Explaining a large line item on my aquarium gift shop receipt: "The purpose of the purchase is the purple porpoise plushies."
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Nudibranch @duckbytheoboe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Just saw a BYD with a “SUCCULENT CHINESE WHEELS” bumper sticker.
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James Brown @ancient.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You raise the horn to your lips and blow. The exit does not respond. >
The exit from a parking structure. A sign reads “use horn on exit”.
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affine @refinement.systems · 15/08/2026
People often talk about the dangers of negative polarisation, while positive polarisation is entirely overlooked.
Styrofoam peanuts clinging to a cat's fur due to static electricity. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triboelectric_effect
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Banda Bassotti @orpach.neocities.org · 12/08/2026
Just learned that searches on here match against the text in link cards. Neat! So searching for "YouTube video by <Channel Name>" in quotes, as it appears, finds everyone posting links to that channel. I'm sure that'll be useful.
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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 12/08/2026
SCSI: Miami
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../../../../../etc/passwd @unnick.booping.synth.download.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026
🛈 you can create hydrogen by running electron inside proton
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Seleucid Dreamer @smollusk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
excuse me, this book is printed on *humane* skin
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Doug Sloane @dougsloane.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
I've seen people suggest you look at the eclipse through a colander. Don't do that, you'll strain your eyes.
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Felix Colgrave @felixcolgrave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
UFO (Unrelenting Flower Obtainer)
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 11/08/2026
OCEANS are now back to being regular oceans. – Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (end card)
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Dr. Aggro @draggro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Catching strays in the group chat (I am an Animal Control officer.)
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 08/08/2026
worst chili peppers album ever
A small gas station named “Mobilubrication”
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 08/08/2026
the armchair quarterback and his lesser-known sidekick, the ottoman umpire
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