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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 3h
Since there is very little White Sox Bluesky I will say this: Hell Yeah.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blowouts and shutouts!
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How many touchdowns is Odunze going to drop??
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cake, for example.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dying in a ballroom fire to own the libs in the name of national security.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/09/2026
Trumpism is like climate change: it's already here, it has done irreparable damage, and even if we take action now we'll be dealing with it's impact for the rest of our lives.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pay off the national debt with proceeds from a lottery to swing first wrecking ball on the ballroom.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In AI news today, Gemini comically failed to turn play by play data into statistics. Inventing at bats, turning pop outs into strikeouts. Good stuff from our next overlords.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Information Age has given way to the Straw Man Age.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The USFL of Golf.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What are these Big Fintech ads about?
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You know who else spent a lot of time thinking about how to make people look like bad guys with their uniforms.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Trump Strait will declare bankruptcy within 6 months.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not sure of the logic behind the White Sox bringing back Tommy Pham. What does he bring that isn’t fulfilled by Doyle and Grichuk.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
These are just all video game generated names at this point.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We were at war for 4 years against the Nazis and we didn’t run out of stuff.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
WAPO: “.. Several U.S. military leaders have advised Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth that prolonging large-scale operations against Iran is unsustainable and risks weakening their ability to confront threats elsewhere, including the U.S. homeland ..” www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Our energy deficit w/ Canada (~$85B) is more than 4x the size of the overall trade deficit (~$21B) — which means outside of energy, the US actually runs a solid net surplus with Canada overall (goods + services). oil/gas imports are really the whole story behind the headline imbalance
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I guess Melania is still in the White House and still hasn’t left yet.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m sorry, IMBUEMENT is a word, Ezersky. It’s a word.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
New Occupy Wall Street just dropped.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This is a caper, a heist. Bones of dead Spanish kings are worth big bucks on the black market. Clear box? To throw you off the fakes inside. The real bones are being ground up and put into bone broth for billionaires.
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every poster exists in a permanent state of wanting more people to see their posts while simultaneously hating everyone who doesn't immediately get what they're going at
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lol. Rubio is expendable.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The first Trump class battleship in dry dock.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It is incredibly disturbing that our entire missile arsenal could only handle 8 weeks of on and off fighting against a country not named China or Russia. Good grief, we fought for 4 years in World War 2! What did we think would happen in a real war?
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Bluesky is a political echo chamber" okay but I'm mostly here to chat with fun internet people and post art and make jokes, I cannot stress how much I don't care
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Experts Say These Chili Peppers Will Surprise You With How Spicy They Are.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You know what you get with a million bucks these days? Two million antlers.
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soonergrunt @soonergrunt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
TDS stands for Trump Described Succinctly
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The teleportation technology first tested by sending that guy to Waffle House is really coming into its own.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is like Cal Ripken hitting a home run in the 2001 All Star Game.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I know a rigged game when I see one.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
NPR now believes that you need an expert to read English for you.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Ha ha ha screw you Indiana by always trying to be different from Illinois.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Kids going to school in the dark also a lot of fun.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
France riding the ICE plane really did them in I guess.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I tried them! They were excellent even with red potatoes.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If the last letter of his last name was “I” instead of “y” he’d have the most South Side Polish name ever.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England will complain for 20 generations if they lose this game.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
D’oh Canada.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Keir Starmer will have to be reinstated as PM if England loses so he can resign again in disgrace.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I mean rising through the ranks at the Vatican is a unique strategy to meet your heroes www.nytimes.com/athletic/739...
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A present for Pope Leo: A.J. Pierzynski gives pontiff 2005 World Series game ball
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If elected, I will give this pink frog the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
wait trump just wanted to announce something on his birthday?
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
OpenAI pivoting to tulips really big surprise to me.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
You, a skeptic: The Catholic dogma that the Pope has a direct line to God is a pretext to justify a hierarchical institution Me, a White Sox fan:
Standings showing the White Sox in first place after being the worst baseball team ever just two years ago.
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If the NYT knows that much about the inner workings of the Trump administration it’s hard for me to believe they don’t have at least a rough idea of what’s going on w Trump’s health.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well that was a fun broadcast concluded by Braden Montgomery hitting a walk off home run in his MLB debut for the White Sox.
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@chriswintersva @chriswintersva.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I’m enjoying Costas on the White Sox broadcast. He should do this with every team.
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