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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AI could never generate such art.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years later and The Onion’s ParentCorner 9/11 explainer from immediately after the attack is a better understanding of the threat environment than the one produced by the U.S. government.
An Onion article titled “Talking to your child about the WTC attack,” which is filled with real good info.
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Jaye @jaybird54.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hmm…. Suddenly The Lion King feels less like a children’s movie and more like required reading.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have no love for the Democrat party. But Trump is so persuasive, he'd convinced me to vote straight ticket against the GOP.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
All of Iron Circus' banned-in-Texas titles are available in the ICC store, BTW. Y'know, if you're as contrarian as I am. 😘🖕 Banned Book Club: store.ironcircus.com/products/ban... Occulted: store.ironcircus.com/products/occ... As the Crow Flies: store.ironcircus.com/products/as-...
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Banned Book Club Color Edition PREORDER
This is a PREORDER edition and will ship before the official release date in September with special original art for the first 100 orders of the color softcover! The color edition includes an EXCLUSIV...
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Colin Macqueen @ccrgmac.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Paul Noth in the New Yorker:
Cartoon: a self/driving police car has pulled over a civilian self-driving car. 

The cop says to the driver, "Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I vote that there should be consequences when a government official (including the President) does something illegal.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
US Navy: We're sick and tired of being out here. We're low on food, conditions are abysmal, we want to go home. Trump: I don't care. In fact, you can stay out there forever, because the strait is now our territory. www.foxnews.com/live-news/ir...
foxnews.com
Iran responds after Trump teases Strait of Hormuz becoming US territory
An Iranian official insisted the Strait of Hormuz “will remain Iranian” after President Donald Trump suggested it could become a U.S. territory following Operation Epic Fury.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In ancient times: "This is what it costs." "Would you take ____ instead?" "Done." Pre-modern: "This is what it costs." "Would you take ____ instead?" "Shame on you for asking." Modern: "This is what it costs at a minimum. Plus fees. And if you're not garbage, you'll tip 20-30% more."
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
www.bbc.com/news/article... "They ask for a meeting, some would say 'beg,' talks begin... [then] they say, openly and proudly, that they're not having any discussions!" - President Trump Sounds like Iran doesn't trust Trump. Sounds like the rest of us shouldn't either.
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Iran says it is in talks with Oman but not the US after Trump says negotiations to resume
Iran's remarks that there were no talks with the US prompts Donald Trump to issue a strong condemnation of its leadership.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Still the best speech in the LOTR trilogy. And feels extremely relevant to the times we live in. A lot of days do feel this hopeless.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I see this, and my first thought is: "Your quid-pro-quo pool cleaning shell company messed up, and now you're looking to funnel MORE American tax payer money?" This is the man who 5x-ed his net worth as president, and STILL pays 0 taxes. www.foxnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump says vandals used chemicals to damage newly renovated reflecting pool near Lincoln Memorial
President Trump says vandals damaged the recently renovated reflecting pool near the Lincoln Memorial, saying chemicals were used on the newly installed surface.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nothing says "I don't care about astronomically high gas prices" like the new Air Force One: www.cnn.com/2026/06/19/p...
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Trump unveils a new presidential airplane | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is at Joint Base Andrews unveiling a new presidential aircraft: a luxury jet donated by the government of Qatar that has been painted red, white and blue and adorned with the wo...
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Capitalist Oppressor @capopp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is an important point. Weaponizing the DOJ might not result in many convictions (at least until our judiciary is more fully corrupted), but it can still have devastating political effects.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Economics is simple. Musk's net worth goes up, demand for Elonuggets also goes up.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/06/2026
Taylor Swift Urges Travis Kelce To Whittle Down Trampolines On Registry To One theonion.com/taylor-swift-urges-tra…
Taylor Swift Urges Travis Kelce To Whittle Down Trampolines On Registry To One
Couple Not Seeing Eye To Eye On Number Needed For Married Life Together
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
brb crying sobbing this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Our government telling an adversary to disregard the President's social media posts because they're not real and are intended for promotional purposes and US media consumption, says it all. Holy fuck.
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I love this interview. Where is Barbara Walter’s when you need her?
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Who do you trust less? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/t...
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White House Considers Vetting A.I. Models Before They Are Released
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ theonion.com/supreme-court-overturn…
Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anyone else surprised Donald Trump hasn't divorced Melania for a newer stripper?
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
"Oh Claude! He's done it again..."
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Not for Elon Musk
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joysters5.bsky.social @joysters5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
List of 9 websites where you can download unlimited books for free: 1. gutenberg .org 2. standardebooks .org 3. manybooks .net 4. openlibrary .org 5. bookboon .com 6. freecomputerbooks .com 7. internetarchive .org 8. digilibraries .com 9. librivox .org
Poster of free downloadable video books sites
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Kind of a perfect metaphor for the media and the role they've played over the last ten years
Now deleted Twitter post from Debra Lea @thedebralea. It reads Shooter at WH Correspondence dinner. Shooter is dead. Thank you secret service.

Under it is a selfie of her making a kissy-face at the camera while everyone mills around with the energy of a minor fire alarm
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Witch Queen🧙 @witchqueen3975.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Weird flex, Mr President. Also, your fighter jets appear to be crashing. truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
truthsocial.com
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Poetic. Beautifully done. www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0u_...
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New LEGO Video from IRAN | LOSERS FIRST!
YouTube video by AI IRAN
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
New term - TATO: Trump always TACOs out.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Did you know you can buy coffin's online from Walmart? Now you know!
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Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration @mst3k.fan · 07/04/2026
Just because gallows humor is all I’ve got left.
Far Side comic
I'll tell you what this means, Norm-- no size restrictions and
Screw the limit.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Not by choice.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We execute with precision...we fight with honor." Bro, you bombed schoolgirls.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
OMG, I love their mocking remarks. They are playing with Trump and he doesn’t even realize it….
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Colleen D Swain 💙 @colleen4content.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Snopes: "The White House did indeed post and delete a video of Trump at an Easter event recorded on April 1, 2026, as can be seen on archived pages of the White House website. " bit.ly/4vt1So2 #TrumpPresidency #TruthRevealed
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Mel Aura @melaura.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ja.
Die Republikaner haben ein Naziproblem
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Conspiracy theory: - The "original sin" was Adam and Eve eating the fruit of the "Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil". - What if the whole "redeption" goal of the Abrahamic God is to make people unable to differentiate between good and evil; to make everyone ignorant again? IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!!!
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@zachweinersmith.bsky.social Over 10 years old, still relevant today. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2014-0...
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Anyone else suspect that Pam Bondi was fired because she got "old"? Trump like's to surround himself with a certain type of woman. Being Trump's lackey certainly aged her, and beyond a certain age, you're no longer Trump's "type". Not even her plastic surgery could keep her on board.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Controversial hot take, but I believe any and all of these can be concurrently true: - You can have voted for Trump (possibly twice) - You can have attended his rallies - You can be smart - You can be good - You can be wrong - You can change your mind - You can help us all bring him down
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Wait... did our president just call the United States the Stupidest Country in the world?
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The American legal system: _______ is only illegal if you get caught. And prosecuted. And can't afford bail. And can't afford good lawyers. And convicted. And the judge doesn't say it's ok. Or the judge doesn't say, "It's not okay, but given your status and position you won't suffer any penalties."
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
If history is any indication, Trump putting his name on something is indicative of its immediate devaluation.
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andyrs313.bsky.social @andyrs313.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Any time lives are senselessly lost is a tragedy. But the sorrow of domestic terrorism feels diluted when your nation is engaged in an offensive war. "1000s of radicalized youth ram missiles into civilians as part of an Epstein cover-up" should dominate our headlines.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
For people who still care about this sort of thing, here's James Madison writing from 1793 (6 years after the delegates in Philadelphia signed the Constitution) about why the power to make war was vested in the legislature. press-pubs.uchicago.edu/founders/doc...
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Laura Hazard Owen @laurahazardowen.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
so @theonion.com actually predicted this in its print issue last month
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