pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/02/2024We don’t talk enough about how Duolingo, as an attempt to undo the confusion of tongues that mankind was cursed with for building the Tower of Babel, is an affront to God 571879330 0
Rationaladult @rationaladult.bsky.social · 15/02/2024I listened to an interview with one of the Duolingo co-inventors. It sounds interesting 010 0
Bird @birdthulu.bsky.social · 15/02/2024As long as he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop 010 0
Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.com · 15/02/2024this site still exists and somehow is even more cursed.babelfish.comBabelfish.com 1320 0
Benj Edwards @benjedwards.com · 16/02/2024There was a “Triolingo” that is now a smoldering crater in the ground 030 0
Chris @cjnmcg.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Does this explain why Esperanto never made it? It was the work of the devil. 110 0
Chris @cjnmcg.bsky.social · 15/02/2024So I'm a true believer when I refuse to learn even a basic few words of another language and just speak loudly and slowly in English? 110 0
Mx. M. of Joli Bord @m-ch.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Rather it channels the Holy Spirit's gift of tongues. 070 0
Ian Maclure @fearian.bsky.social · 15/02/2024It's Instagram marketing certainly is. I do NOT need to see the owl's ass! 010 0
Liz Schiller #DefundthePolice @lizzzs.bsky.social · 15/02/2024I'm against God so using Duolingo is how I roll. 070 0
Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Duolingo users after failing to convince their friends that they can speak ten different languages. 0170 0
Edmund Edgar @goat.navy · 15/02/2024Pretty sure this is already an example sentence on duolingo 080 0
An argument for the LORD OF THE pit @jeblucas.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Well, -I- hablar about it all the fois. 010 0
Badfairy // OTTER SEER @otorhinosaur.bsky.social · 15/02/2024didn’t we just see this owl guy hanging out at Sodom? 050 0
Gothicc Hel | Author 📚 @gothicc-hel.bsky.social · 15/02/2024That's why I'm bilingual, not because of the owl but because I exist to spite god 030 0
Don Carlos Toledo @doncarlostoledo.bsky.social · 15/02/2024It's well known that god is against anything having to do with lingus 1160 0
Benjamin Johns @baj.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Furthermore, I think we're focused too much on the proximate cause of the Boeing plane issues (bolts) and not the more fundamental underlying issue (Zeus' disfavor with man's hubristic desire to fly into the sun like Icarus). 030 0
Owen @problemsdog.bsky.social · 15/02/2024You say this as if you were not aware the owl killed God long ago 040 0
Andy Shaw @redandy54.bsky.social · 15/02/2024The app's mascot is an owl, the creature that haunts the lands destroyed by God (Isaiah 34:11). Coincidence? 5570 0
El Topo 🍁 @eltopo71.com · 16/02/2024If you think that's bad, there's another developer that openly mocks God by calling its app "Babbel"! 000 0
Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 15/02/2024The Bible was translated into Esperanto, and a few years later this little thing called World War I happened. There's no way that's a coincidence 040 0
A Person Of Real Intellectual Influence @defaultvalue.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Recontextualizing my failure to follow through on my New Year’s resolutions as laudable piety. 030 0
𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕 @dsilverbell.bsky.social · 15/02/2024"And people listened to the talking statue, as the statue taught them to undo the work of God". 040 0
🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Ω⚧️Pope Snarky, of #YVR, the Deranged, Woke, Liberal Socialist @popesnarky.bsky.social · 16/02/2024Can we do better? It feels like it's not enough. 000 0
Rich @uhohrico.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Just joined Blue Sky and this is the first bullshit thing I see? Is this Twitter? 210 0
Russell @rpbrowning.bsky.social · 15/02/2024bsky.app/profile/rpbr...Russell@rpbrowning.bsky.socialWhat if Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me” is actually about Kroeger’s relationship with #Duolingo? youtu.be/Aiay8I5IPB8?...youtu.beNickelback - How You Remind Me [OFFICIAL VIDEO]Nickelback's latest album, The Best of Nickelback, Volume 1 is available now on Roadrunner Records.- CD: http://smarturl.it/NickelbBestOfCD- iTunes: http://s... 1100 0
Maroon Phoenix @maroonphoenix.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Is this an ad for Duolingo? I thought ads would be marked promotional on my feed 010 0
Verbringer Bort @victorolosaurus.bsky.social · 15/02/2024in the age of passable computer translations, only false confidence in one's abilities can truly guarantee language confusion. 1121 0
Gunnjón? @gunnjon.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Speaking anything other than Aramic is an affront to God. 030 0
relaxedninja.bsky.social @relaxedninja.bsky.social · 15/02/2024I upgraded to Dua Lipa last year. 010 0
Eat @eateator.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Ai powered instant translation technology would be the greatest world peace technology in awhile, and really piss off tradGod. 010 0
Michael Sweeney @mikeshawk.bsky.social · 16/02/2024We talk way too much about imagined affronts to god. 020 0
Will @kitsch-en.bsky.social · 15/02/2024youtu.be/3PY1OtVuAOM?... important videoyoutu.beMBMBAM Animatic: Bab[b]elEnter this into the tomb of Mcelroy lore~ (not sponsored by Babbel... not sure if they were either)Listen to the full episode here: https://maximumfun.org/tr... 010 0
Rye Royal @ryeroyal.bsky.social · 15/02/2024We didn't even get to keep the tower. real bum deal all around 160 0
The Verminister @youmustbecash.bsky.social · 15/02/2024THERE IS NO GOD, ONLY GREEN OWL! ALL HAIL THE OWL! 090 0
David Emmett @motomatters.com · 15/02/2024I am doing my bit by using it to learn Welsh, a language for which I have no practical use. I will be speaking it to non-Welsh speakers, thereby adding to the confusion 7550 0
Nick 💎⁵ @nick.city · 15/02/2024My wife showed me a video of the mascot undergoing an ass cheek implant the other day like wtf is going on a duolingo hq 3150 0
