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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 1h

This is the same guy who wanted to nuke hurricanes during his first term. He’s most definitely going to try to nuke Canada, Iran, Cuba or China before he chokes to death on a cheeseburger.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just put this franchise out its misery already.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Was recasting the original actor with a literal Nazi a David Ellison mandate? Because if it wasn’t, then hoooooo booooooooyyyyyyyy!

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wait, you mean to tell me that all those Nazi YouTubers who harassed every VA that got fired by HoYo for wanting AI protections were lying about the fact that HoYo would never use Gen AI in their games?! Who could have possibly foreseen this? Oh, right. Everyone with a functioning brain.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck the Ellisons. Fuck David Zaslav. And fuck Gavin Newsom and every other spinless Dem who allowed this awful merger to go through.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They just wanted to yell out racial slurs in public, everything else was white noise to them.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But he’s still going to sell weapons to Israel while refusing to sanction them. I hate it when these genocide loving shitheads try to pretend like they aren’t bankrolling one of the most horrific genocides inhuman history.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mark Hamill as Darkwing Duck? Seth Rogen as Launchpad?

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It’s so cool how nobody can afford anything anymore because of the stupid tariffs and AI.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Sorry, we’re not adapting the book where Reacher kills Nazis.” “Why not?” “Because the current US president is a Nazi and we don’t want to hurt his feelings.”

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Al Qaeda cheese > Freedom Fries. Don’t @ me.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s funny how Twitter has just devolved into blue checkmarks yelling at other blue checkmarks because all the sane people left.

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s funny how Twitter has just devolved into blue checkmarks yelling at other blue checkmarks because all the sane people left.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Canadians are rightfully furious at the US government for starting an unprovoked trade war and this fucking goober is trying to sell Canada out to soulless corporations. What an insane time to be alive.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The better question would be why did anyone agree to go on tour with Ed Sheeran to begin with? Did they not see his atrocious GOT cameo?

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I miss the days when every single person who worked in advertising was a horny weirdo.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Begging video game companies to stop handing out free review copies to streamers, I'm fucking tired of getting spoiled.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Trump kicking the bucket before the gaudy ballroom is completed would be the perfect bookend to his rancid political legacy.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Herman Cain has been eerily quiet ever since this news dropped. Hope he’s okay.

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

when youre ready to untuck i got you queen

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Did the Chewbacca Mask Lady ever get invited to speak at a far right rally? I know everyone turned on her when it was revealed that she was one of those Blue Lives Matter freaks, but did she ever show up to a far right rally? Or did she just fade into obscurity?

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Fuck, I completely forgot that DoorDash Grandma was thing that happened this year. So much stupid stuff has already happened in 2026 that it's kind of hard to keep track of it all.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ah, I see The Guardian got tired of pandering to transphobes that they’re now trying to pander to AI weirdos.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’ve gotten so used to seeing people take the piss out of 9/11 that it’s genuinely jarring stumbling across someone unironically saying “Never Forget” on social media. Facebook did a number on so many boomers and Gen Xer’s brains.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Funny how Ted Sarandos green lit all those right wing comedy specials and that awful Hulk Hogan documentary to suck up to Trump and his cronies, even though Trump clearly doesn't even know who he is because Trump's brain is completely fucking fried.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

JelloApocalypse being one of the writers on Date Everything kind of explains why the writing on that particular game was utter fucking horseshit.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tony Hinchcliffe being too lame to get a cabinet position but "popular" enough to get a bunch of recurring appearances in modern day WWE is the funniest thing about him.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'll admit I never paid that much attention to the American stand up scene, but finding out that Joe Rogan used Bobby Lee as a pawn to get back at Carlos Mencia because Menica was doing two hour sets at The Comedy Store was fucking bonkers.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Gosh, remember when CNN had an ounce of integrity? Yeah, me neither.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I really, really, REALLY hate being the “It’s current year” guy, but it’s 2026. Can we please stop pretending that review scores matter anymore? Who gives a shit what critics think? Form your own fucking opinions.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Saying this after fucking up the global economy beyond repair is wild.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Considering how much of an AI bro Kojima is, it’s not that surprising he’d partner up with Microsoft. They’re all in when it comes to AI bullshit. Watching the games industry slowly eat itself alive has been really fucking wild.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sony: We’re cancelling your game. Kojima: Alright, I’ll just parter up with the genocide loving company that spent the last couple of months firing every developer under the sun. This industry is so stupid, holy fucking shit.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Eh, ask me after the midterms." Two more months of this shit. I'm fucking exhausted.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Don’t worry guys, our Saudi benefactors will help us out.” “Lmao. You’re on your own, habibi.”

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Pete Woods @thatpetewoods.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I love that video game companies keep getting surprised by leaks. My dudes, your entire industry runs on “When the project is finished you’re fired.” What incentive does anyone have to NOT leak your shit? Loyalty only works if it goes both ways.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Stumbled across someone complaining about Sweet Baby Inc in an Instagram comments section and it's genuinely kind of wild that Nazis are still bitching about consultant firms two years after GamerGate 2 fizzled out, but the modern internet is a cesspit, so this is hardly surprising.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Broke: Persona 6 is copaganda. Besoke: Bonkers D. Bobcat from the hit Disney animated series Bonkers is a fucking race traitor.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"Unannounced Twin Peaks game." I'm sorry, fucking what?!

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

So some folks who did work for UDON know that Matt Moylan is a piece of shit, yet they still chose to work for the company because….. I dunno, they got paid well or something. “Yeah, the guy in charge is a Nazi, but he drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I’m not made of stone.”

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I was today years old when I found out that the director of Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist is a racist shithead.

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Disappointed that American Dad never did an episode in which Stan teams up with Gloria Steinem to take down a group of communists by infiltrating the Playboy mansion.

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