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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 6h

I don't have whatever genetic mutation that you all have where you post this photo and act like this outfit is ideal.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12h

40-Year-Old Has Spiky Hair

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 17h

My BMs are open if you'd like to slide into them.

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Union workers on Mars submitting their demands: 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for work 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for rest 8 hours 13 minutes and 11 seconds for what we will

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Mayors sitting outside talking about music.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's replacing a vape shop that barely ever looked open so it's gotta be an improvement.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026

voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some people cover up their kids so much in pictures that, like, they probably should just spare us the photo.

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i be knowing @nthatsthetruth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today my doctor (Catholic, unbeknownst to me til today) said that if I explored fertility treatments like IVF, it would be like putting 40 babies in the freezer & then 39 babies in the trash, & babies should be conceived only in a passionate act of love between a man and a woman. WHAT THE FUCK.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've been sick and in bed for three days straight. It's not ideal but it's also kind of sweet.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Really hope foreign ice hockey fans re-use this image when playing against the USA.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Best song in the whole movie

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm supposed to go vote on Sunday, but I'd have to go all the way to Chicago and I think my weekend is already overbooked... but I'm supposed to vote. We'll see.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Look... Ya gotta say somethin'!

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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I say we make this duplicate league happen. I'm imagining fans of this league getting upset at the media coverage for having a "Caspian Sea bias."

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wisconsinites, winter is coming.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Music at this street party is too mellow. Are you trying to put everyone to sleep? We're all too goddamned genteel to heckle him into playing like he's at a party.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A fun exercise for you people in relationships: You: "Honey, you know what I'd for breakfast this morning? A Chicken & Gravy burrito." Baffled spouse: "A What?" You: "From DAIRY QUEEN." Baffled and concerned spouse: "You need a nutritional intervention."

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My klout score is in the shitter.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I marked the shows that I've seen that I would recommend you must watch. In the interest of showing restraint I cut out some excellent shows: Arrested Development, The Good Place, Barry.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I liked Cute Robot but every time I went I did get the sense of "Hmmm... this place might be open much longer."

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This album cover is pretty good, actually.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I see FB acquaintances posting about their kids joining frats/sororities my reaction is always "Wow, you really never told your kids directly to never join a frat or sorority?"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don't *need* the Kevin Corrigan "Easy Money" poster but I do adore it and could probably talk myself into buying it.

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.

When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."

Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just as it was when the price of eggs soared, I'm financially unaffected as I already had been purchasing only local, free-range diesel.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm proud that I managed to send this to a bunch of my Gen X pals when they turned 45. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF2X...

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He's Hip. He's Cool. He's 45!

YouTube video by Rosemary's Baby

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*takes a time machine trip to the TV Guide offices in August 1989* Me: "You know who I'm betting big on? Richard Tyson, Khrystyne Haje, and Kimberly Foster!" TV Guide editor: "I know, right?"

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A year or so ago I watched this movie and didn't realize it was the movie *with this ending* until it happened and I absolutely squealed out loud.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me: "I could never land a job in marketing. I don't have an MBA and my work experiences wouldn't even get me in the door for an interview." Actual marketing people: "Outside is where woah happens."

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I recall correctly, I believe this man's visage got used in a whole bunch of '90s Onion articles. A legendary Onion Man.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

People sound mad about this. That reflects on YOU, ya big fuckin' dork.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's my wife's birthday. WHAT DID YOU BUY FOR HER???

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I know it's been said about many a streaming TV show, but who the hell would press "Skip Intro" on the "King of the Hill" theme song?

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They're firing off devices I've never even seen before.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'll take one of each. I will not be sharing with my family.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Once upon a time I was at the check-out at Walgreens and the cashier noticed a businessman walk in and she said "No! I'm calling security!" The kinda kinda shrugged and then fled. Security guard: "Did he leave?" Cashier: "Yes, it was the candy guy again."

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There is a significant portion of Milwaukee citizens who pronounce these words as "Metro Mart." I'd like them to stop that.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you want a bunch of male followers, this is almost as much of a trap as showing off your tits.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just finished a can of La Croix in 23 hours flat.

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C h r i s n a @chrisna.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"For sale. Baby shoes, never worn" has been surpassed by "Protein-packed muffin for one?"

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