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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

After weeks of 2-3 campaign flyers per day, today's haul:

Eight campaign flyers from today's mail that are each 8½ x 11

1 Pro Husted, 3 Anti Brown
1 Pro Conroy, 1 Anti Landsman
1 Anti Conroy
1 Pro Issue 3

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wait, I always thought "Explorer" was her last name, and her middle name was "The"

Movie ad:
Explorer Is Her Middle Name
Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month and get discounted tickets to see DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD back on the big screen 9/18-9/24!

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Watched the movie Hope last night (Korean thriller) As the credits came up someone shouted "What?" and I think that pretty much sums up the last 5 minutes of the movie

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Tucker - sees 3rd is wide open and goes for it Elly - sees the same thing and pulls an Elly Sal - solid throw Ashcraft - oh crap, I should be covering 3rd (as Sal is throwing to Elly)

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Come on Spelling Bee, bee better

NYT Spelling Bee rejecting "dickhead" as a word

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think the reason is as much in the writers as the early adopters. They know how to write an INDEX MATCH and how to work around its issues When it comes to grammar and prose, they're just throwing other people's work and a thesaurus at it, and the results can end up sounding archaic or weird

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Anne Hathaway sneaking 3 kids past the brontosauruses

Anne Hathaway and 3 teenagers in The End of Oak Street

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

They did not put enough thought into this flyer: "Human Trafficking Happens Right Here In Ohio. I'm Jon Husted and I approve this message"

Jon Husted flier that was folded in half by the mailman, the text says "Human Trafficking Happens Right Here In Ohio" with a picture of Husted that makes it look like it's an accomplishment by him

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Genital modification AND augmentation? In this economy?

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Mitch McConnell faked a health condition in order to binge all 547 hours of the MCU ahead of the new Spider-Man movie His health aides expect to spend the next 2-3 weeks reacclimating his body to sunlight, walking, and eating at a table

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I use "Search it up, Kris" to demonstrate that I'm young and cool

Kris Kross from the "Warm it up, Kris" video

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

They were working on a go-kart with a cleaver and kitchen knife? Kids these days need to take shop class and learn about the proper tools for the job

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy Strait of Hormuz Opening Anchored for Simplicity Day to those who celebrate.

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

POV: You're an angry person playing Fuck/Marry/Kill, and you don't understand the rules

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Nice to hear that it's not a shortage; it's simply producers rationing because they are unable to meet demand

CINCINNATI (WKRC) - Some customers across Greater Cincinnati and Northern Kentucky reported finding empty pumps at several United Dairy Farmers locations this week, but experts say the issue appears tied to refinery maintenance and fuel allotments — not a gasoline shortage.

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

That's good to hear, I want my unhealthy cells to remain young

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The Reds take the lead in the 9th because Elly De La Cruz hit a 2-run sac fly

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

"sits peeing down" is something I am now going to say on a regular basis

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Come on Kroger, I haven't finished those Kit Kat ice cream bars you had on sale a few weeks ago, and now you're making me buy 30 ice cream candy bars?

Mars Ice Cream Bars on sale for $2.99 per 6 pack

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Why not run Windows Update on this computer that hasn't been updated since 2023, I said Maybe it'll fix that annoying little thing it does, I said Took half an hour, installed copilot, and broke an essential command that took me 2 hours to fix

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Baseball blooper Reds vs Giants "Jung Hoo Lee grounds out, pitcher Brady Singer to first baseman Sal Stewart" is one way to put it, I guess

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Kroger has a similar AI for their self checkout, but they'll just freeze up the machine and call an attendant when it detects something, replaying the overhead video of the bagging area on the kiosk. A couple times I've waved an item over the bags on my way to scan it and triggered the AI

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

SYBAU - Sis, You're Butt Ass Ugly WYLL - Would You Lick Llamas? PMO - Porky Male Octogenarian

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Is this really our strategy?

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

WHCA should award their first annual WHCA Peace Prize at this year's dinner, and the trophy should be a backpack with dirt and dried blood on it

Dirty and bloody backpacks from the bombing of Shajareh Tayyebeh girls' elementary school

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Trains: We can move a ton of cargo 500 miles on a single gallon of gas Also Trains: A passenger car is 50 tons, and every passenger needs to pay the entire fuel cost for their car

On average, railroads are three to four times more fuel efficient than trucks on a ton-mile basis. Railroads can move one ton of freight more than 480 miles on a single gallon of fuel, generating a carbon footprint up to 75% less than trucks and making them the most fuel-efficient way to move freight over land.

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Had to reread this after thinking it said this guy's children and uncle had the same mother

A man allegedly asked his uncle to pick his children up from school because he had just murdered their mother with an ax and was going to flee the state.

READ MORE: bit.ly/4saNUUN

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Blanche being named interim AG should come as a shock to nobody

Rue McClanahan as Blanche on The Golden Girls

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

One year long ago, Easter fell in early April. The college food court I frequented had a sign up that there would be Easter eggs with food coupons on April 1st So I bought a bunch of plastic eggs and put junk in them - a penny, a ketchup packet, a napkin, etc - and scattered them around that day

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

You have to have ID to tie your shoes, and that includes putting on Sketchers with the fake laces

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

It's far more important for him to destroy the world than to make oil prices go up? That can't be right...

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Come on NYT, Bee Better What was the name of the guy who delivered fresh carrots to people's houses daily back in the 1950's?

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Breaking News: President bombs Iran because he likes when things go boom, Democratic Congressman says that's fine because of administration's talking points, Bluesky users appear to have a contrasting opinion

Skeet chain by ‪Congressman Greg Landsman‬ ‪@repgreglandsman.bsky.social‬

The U.S. is destroying Iran’s missiles and bombs to stop them from taking more lives.🧵👇🏼
These strikes are targeting military infrastructure – with warnings to Iranian civilians to take shelter away from these military targets.
If it wasn’t for the regime, the region may very well know peace.
For decades, the regime has caused mayhem and bloodshed through Hezbollah in Lebanon, Hamas in Gaza, the Houthis in Yemen – all while the people of Iran have suffered.
When the Iranian people stood up to protest the regime last month, the regime murdered tens of thousands of its own people.
I want a lasting peace for everyone in the region – from the Iranian people to the Lebanese, Palestinians, Syrians, Iraqis, Jordanians, and Israelis.
I hope these targeted strikes on the Iranian regime’s military assets end the regime’s mayhem and bloodshed and makes way for this lasting peace in the region.
Thank you to our brave service members who are leading this effort, and I pray their work will finally free the people of Iran and those in the region from more violence or war.
May peace emerge from all of this.

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

It's happening, they're finally asking Hillary under oath to give us the true story

90's Weekly World News cover with headline: "Alien in slammer after fistfight with Bill... over Hillary!"

Included are pictures of Bill Clinton with a black eye and a mug shot of an alien

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

**someone who doesn't understand how time zones work** "It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil somewhere"

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

When the AI bubble pops, we're going to have to bail out this garbage, because it's merged with SpaceX, whom we give billions of dollars to each year

“If you’re moving faster than anyone else in any given technology arena, you will be the leader, and xAI is moving faster than any other company — no one’s even close,” Mr. Musk said. “Because we’ve reached a certain scale, we’re organizing the company to be more effective at this scale. And actually, when this happens, there’s some people who are better suited for the early stages of a company and less suited for the later stages.”

There's three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way and the Elon way

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

If you would like to contact any of today's commentators you can find them at @socialmedia or just use #Hashtag

Screenshot from a women's Olympic Hockey game, text on screen:
Commentators
Kenny Albert @socialmedia
AJ Mleczko @socialmedia
Kathryn Tappen @socialmedia

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

For anyone curious about streaming the Olympics: -If you have cable TV you can probably use it to sign in and get all live events and replays -The middle-tier $10.99/month Peacock TV subscription gets you access to all live events and replays

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Had that been a gender reveal party and a rodeo clown spraying something at them, in Minneapolis what would probably happen is everyone would start doing the chicken dance

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Ryan @ryandstout.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

The only thing that stops a guy with a bad gun is a guy with a good gun

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